Ahoy.

Homoromantic heterosexual Trichotollomaniac Virgo She/her

[imperfectkreis]

This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.

[gorgonsach]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted ted cruz: No problem! interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhat ted cruz: what? campaign manager: *screams*

[iconicallymediocre]

[ashprincessmidna]

Someone kill me I’ve been laughing at this for 5 mins straight

[gifvictorious]

[2460waan]

Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz

My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.

[ursus-vesper-deactivated2020012]

a concept: me, in my underwear and an oversized shirt, cooking breakfast for someone who loves me a lot.  the dogs are at my feet.  it is snowing, but we are warm.  donald trump has apologized for all the stupid stuff he’s said.

[azurespofford]

me on a date: didn't Guy Fieri visit this restaurant?

date: Who is Guy Fieri?

me: *shoves purse with breadsticks* I gotta go (to flavor town)

[iamgingakei]

[unjmportant-deactivated20150728]

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how kind you are, german kids are kinder.

[mrlovenstein]

Perfect fit. Secret panels on m’site: m’site

[zakiraartandluxury]

[un-wvnted-deactivated20181220]

Reblog if  your blog supports Kesha and ANYONE going through sexual, mental and/or physical abuse

[tool-or-a-fool]

I would like to eat egg toast and read for a solid week

[azurespofford]

Things I'm unhappy about

•My sexuality •My family’s political views •My family’s religious views •Injustice •Homelessness •People who think babies need to be circumcised •People who think all feminists are misandrists •My skin •My energy •My motivation •My age

•Wow that’s a lot of stuff

[azurespofford]

Being alone outside makes it better

[saportta-deactivated20150312]

 liar liar pants on fire exhale desire i know it’s dire my time today