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Cletus Winston | Winston Brothers series by Penny Reid

However, his eyes should have given him away. His eyes should have made it obvious to anyone really looking that he wasn’t odd. He was maniacally clever.

“Yes. Cletus Winston’s famous sausage is famous.” Cletus uncovered a heaping platter of raw sausage that he’d set next to the smoking grill. “These boys have been looking forward to my sausage all… week… long.”

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🪵🍄.

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Cat Brings Flowers From Her Garden As A Gift To Neighbours Every Day

Moving into a new neighborhood can be quite nerve wracking, but if you have a neighbor that brings you flowers every morning, there’s really nothing to worry about. In one neighborhood in the United Kingdom lives a cat named Willow. She’s a friendly neighborhood cat that loves to spend time with her neighbors by sleeping at their houses. So when Rosie, a new neighbor, moved into the neighborhood, Willow didn’t pass up the chance to sleep at Rosie’s new home. Unaware of Willow’s friendly intentions, Rosie was shocked to see the cat sound asleep at her hallway. The whole neighborhood knew Willow’s drill. She would come up to their houses, meow incessantly and would only stop when they opened their glass doors and let her in. Some neighbors would even leave cat food or treats in their houses just for Willow. When spring came, Rosie noticed pink flowers all over her garden. She initially thought that the wind had blown them in. But the amount and frequency of the flowers landing in her garden started getting pretty peculiar. Thankfully, one of Rosie’s housemates cleared up the whole pink flowers situation – it was Willow. Rosie’s housemate saw Willow visiting their deck with a flower in her mouth. She would pick the pink flowers from her owner’s house and bring them to Rosie’s. Seeing a cat bringing a human a gift other than dead animals is pretty extraordinary. It also made Rosie’s house look a lot more romantic, with pink flowers strewn all over the ground. Adjusting to a new neighborhood can be hard, but when you and your neighbors take turns in taking care of such an adorable, sweet and thoughtful cat like Willow, it’s easier to feel welcome and at home.

Via Love Meow and Just Something

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Как просто кот прекращается в крола

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How simple a cat turns into a rabbit

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i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

1980vibes

“you stay quiet, while a war happens within you.”

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pisces, capricorn, aquarius, cancer, libra, scorpio

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Words are loaded pistols.

Jean-Paul Sartre (via nauseadaily)

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That thing is priceless

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A goddess

Decadent

i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle seeing all my half-brained decisions put out on display to the entire world. like i would not be able to read a tmz article about me being in the grocery store for three hours and leaving with nothing but cranberry juice and paper towels. or the time i ran straight through a roundabout because i thought it was a speed bump….and stan people on twitter would be dissecting my every move like “this must be an outward manifestation of inner turmoil from a complex mind” like no!!! i’m dumb!!! none of this goes any deeper than me just being my normal dumb self!! anyway what a nightmare

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