>3 I'm disappearing, avoiding most things.

I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway

[hyvee]

Hack to ace any job interview: at some point say “i feel that your mission statement really aligns with my personal values” and then restate their mission statement. You will get the job

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[paxamericana]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

She’s in a bag! Rules didn’t specify how…

[animusrox]

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Dir. Bryan Spicer

[dutchster]

how the vaccine works

[noirsilk-deactivated20200913]

[sofiapdf]

thinking about this here canal village in the netherlands

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[hafael-archive]

21 Jump Street (2012) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

BONUS:

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[ledszeppelin]

PARKS AND RECREATION 6.09 The Cones of Dunshire

[darksidewalker-deactivated20211]

Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.

Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you

[kaladork]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

GOT WASTED

[infinite-scratch]

Shots fired from a stormtrooper.

[memeuplift]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl