[hyvee]

caleb/24/white/libra

trans he/him

[tastylemonbread]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[dawatcher]

[hyvee]

My number one kin is little bird from sesame street

This is me.

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Sesame Street 1974 Calendar

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[hyvee]

idk

[hyvee]

WEARTIGER

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[biohorror-human]

we can get up and take care of our body

[hyvee]

It’s just sooo much nothing. So much nothing everywhere. It’s ok

[hyvee]

One of my fav memories from working at taco bell for like 2 months was when this guy was at the counter ordering and started literally nodding out in front of me in the middle of ordering… i pushed him a lil and was like “dude ur nodding out” and he got defensive like “i just got off work im so tired wtf etc etc” and i was like ok whatever here’s your total. His card declined and i went round the counter and paid for him. What ever. Like 2 weeks later im sitting outside a mcdonalds with our family dog waiting for my sister to get her lunch and a group of guys appear and one of them was like “hey this guy paid for my taco bell” and they all sat around me and started planning on how they were gna rob a gas station? I was like whatever. Then they all left to go order mcdonalds and they left their dog with me so at that moment i had two dogs. Then my sister showed up and we left. Left their dog there obvs

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

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751-1000 feet

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8001+ feet

Remaining time: 7 hours 22 minutes

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

[porterdavis]

[macsarcule1]

All this stuff is probably true, but it makes it sound like the workers are contaminating lettuce.

Wide-spread produce contamination happens through dirty irrigation water that sewage has leaked into.

Even if workers were taking shits in the field, it wouldn’t be enough to make these events and someone with intestinal diseases wouldn’t last long out doing manual labor in the hot sun (ask me how I know).

Food borne illnesses are almost always from shortcuts companies do to save a few bucks (don’t test the water, don’t test the produce, etc.)

[deadelated]

food recall for all food in america just dropped

[thomas--bombadil]

A muskrat, really enjoying its mucky meal.