précieux

[muji-milk]

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[nevahosking]

[stability]

[d0nn0]

dy1anobrien:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

[softer-than-velvet-deactivated2]

[purpleas-deactivated20151117]

[synqra]

[nowyoureinnewyork-deactivated20]

[inner]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[wildexpeditions]

[puppiestotherescue]

[ksniasolo]

[alone-intheshadows-deactivated2]

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

[kradhe]

[6lacksoul]

[recked]