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[mysharona1987]

[c3rvida3]

I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

[thatssothreeeyedraven-deactivat]

[wjldflower]

2017 mood

[8-bitfiction]

[maxipaddy]

[emmiriikka]

[beachdeath]

[asianglare-deactivated20190911]

[onlytwitterpics]

[1010ll]

[bellygangstaboo]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe

[tastefullyoffensive]

[designerlabelhere]

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[mayreuhdith]

is this a renaissance painting?

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer” -The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015

[micdotcom]

And this is why Meryl Streep is a legend.