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I think seasons 5 to 7 would be some of the seasons that'd most benefit from Sensei Garmadon being there. Season 11 would benefit from it too. But I think seasons 12 and 13 seem fine as they already are. At least season 12 is fine. I don't think we need Garmadon for that one. I don't even know if Wu had a big role in season 12, so we don't need Garmadon for that one either.
Garmadon being there for Morro's season would be really fun. I still have it headcanoned that Wu never told anyone about Morro, precisely because he was so traumatized by everything. So when Garmadon and Misako learn Morro possessed their child and Wu hid Morro's existence from them...well, it would create some amazing family drama. I also think it'd be nice if we could add something about Master Yang, since that character really needs more lore and stuff.
Also, I think Garmadon being in Skybound would be amazing. Let's say Garmadon went off with the Ninja to confront Clouse, so he manages to get sent to jail with them. He becomes a main character in the story. Wu and Misako are already gone, so Garmadon has to be the team's leader this time around. I'm scared I'm pitching him as a deus ex machina here, but I want to rewrite Skybound so there isn't any time erasal. And if Sensei Garmadon can help me accomplish that goal, then I think we're all in the clear. Also...Garmadon could give us a lore dump about Cliff Gordon being Jay's father. Wu can't, he's gone. But if Garmadon is still available...he could fix things there.
I'm not sure how Garmadon would add anything to season 7, but I imagine he'd just be helpful in terms of giving a new perspective on Krux and Acronix. Wu and Garmadon both fought them, but Wu and Garmadon are very different. They may have unique perspectives on the Time Twins. It'd certainly be interesting to see him eventually interacting with a deaged Sensei Wu. Garmadon can show his paternal side, forced to help care for a really young Wu.
That's why we need Garmadon. He's the secondary old mentor. When Wu is gone, Garmadon can take over. When they're both available, they can complement each other. And besides...garmadon has a different perspective from Wu. His perspective might add something to season 11 or 13. He could talk to Zane during the aftermath of the Ice Emperor arc. He might remember more about Cole's mom. He might have different memories from Wu, memories that could add something extra to the story. I know the writers were probably struggling to differentiate them, but I knew we can do it!
AU stuff but with ... 0 context
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In Japan, having twins was, uh, not exactly a happy thing. People believed a woman could only carry one kid from her husband — if there were two, it was blamed on demon stuff or punishment for really bad shit in a past life. The first one born was considered the demon child. That kid would either be killed or given away to another family, but Cronos kept Krux because their mother begged him to. You could maybe say she was the first one who, just to save her son, pushed the idea of the brothers being like clock hands — like they were always meant to be born together, fate and all. But their dad never missed a chance to remind him just how much contempt he had in store for every little thing he did wrong.
As the years went by, Acronix basically flipped the script: to cover for his brother, he started doing the exact opposite of what their father expected. And after their mom died — the one he looked so much like — he fully became a nightmare to Cronos. "That bitch screwed me over, hiding what she really was behind a human son."
wait i forgot to post this
Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost
The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction
The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity
We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either
Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender
The gods didn’t actually have animal heads
Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)
The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous
Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”
The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit
‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”
While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago
The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved
The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum
Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose
Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards
Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”
The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)
While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition
It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that
Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass
I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On
Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies
Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.
Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:
Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids
Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt
Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt
Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt
Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization
Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt
Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt
Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt
Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)
McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt: Laundry Lists and Love Songs
Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion
Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks
Excuse me please post ancient erotica link
hey it’s not my fault people keep reblogging the version without it!
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person
this post got better
this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith
HOW IS THIS REAL
IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY
anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth
idk I just think he's neat tm
Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THAT’S what causes consumption, they’d be like “ah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guests”
But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."
Yeah, actually, it would probably be pretty easy to explain germ theory to a Medieval person as tiny evil spirits that live on everything, but they can be purified by soap and water, or by alcohol, because that is why God has granted us those things. And because they can float in the air, if you cough or sneeze after they have infested you, that can cause them to infest others. And when you are sick, the angels God has deputized to defend the bodies of His beloved children are at war with the evil spirits, and, sadly, sometimes they lose, but the best way to help your angels win their battle is to rest, drink plenty (this would probably be small beer in this time period, not water, because the water was also infested), stay clean, and for the sake of God do not allow anyone to let your blood, for the angels need that blood in their war against the evil spirits. Bloodletting is good for some types of illnesses but not the kinds caused by the tiny evil spirits.
boiling as a sterilization measure is also easy to explain. water returns to the air when heated and it rises as steam back up to the floodgates of heaven; we know God created the world in seven days, He's not up there making more water every time it rains. it circulates. the returning of water to heaven also purifies the water of unclean and malign influences. you know wormy water from a muddy puddle will kill your kid. you know you wouldn't wade into a bog and have a slurp. water that remains in the low places of earth absorbs all that is unclean from our waste and it may also sponge up new diseases from hell, we're not totally sure about that one, but it seems likely. God set up the heavenly water cycle so that the earth's waters wouldn't totally fill up with gunk.
what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.
and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.
what's up with honey? it just preserves things against corruption. doesn't clean them off. honey doesn't evaporate at all. probably because bees don't sin. it's not good for ridding a tool of particles-- it's sticky-- but fine for preserving anything you don't want to go to heaven OR hell. this is why you wash the wound with wine spirits or purified water FIRST, to sluice the miasma out, then slap the honey on AFTER. and boil the damn bandage, too. you wouldn't put a rotten door in a sound doorframe and expect it to keep out bandits, would you? cmon.
The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.
Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.
Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out
the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.
It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.
"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."
#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer
Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.
"Those tentacles will take a lot of licking to keep clean, but it's nothing I haven't dealt with before. Hold still, kitten."
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uhhh, I present to you
Finn McMissile but he's a crocheted plushie
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(A few shots showing some details)
uhh YEAH
Details:
• Expressions
I wanted him to have some kind of "changeable" expression so I'll be making a few pairs of eyes with a paperclip attached from the back, then i can insert it between the yarn chain
• Moving tires
I just attached the tires to a straw and then I placed smth "outside" the straw so it can move
I'm aware that the fins are curving down 💀💀💀 sighsss
I think I started making this around April/May 2025 (I got a huge burnout from school, I stopped making the plushie around late June, I started to work on the plushie again 3 days ago and uhh he's here yay I guess. Also I was freaking out while making the "body" because I had to redo the sides a few times just to make it accurate as possible. 💀)
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