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*Proceeds To Do Everything Out of Order* 21 - He/him Kerton’s the name of the Dork who runs this. You guys ever read Homestuck?

[b0x-guy]

Item: A Cursed Amulet Rarity: ✶ Rare

Best video game villain?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I like Ganondorf

[b0x-guy]

Item: The Screen Rarity: ⏶ Common

Console or PC?

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Console for the longest time

Then I got a puter

It’s still Console though

[b0x-guy]

Item: The Memory Squeegee Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

You’re never gonna believe this

But the Godlike Roguelike is kind of cracked

[b0x-guy]

Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

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I’M GONNA REACH FOR THE STARRRRRRRRRRS

[b0x-guy]

Item: Your First Video Game Rarity: ⏶ Common

What was your first video game?

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Link to the Past Virtual Console for the Wii

[b0x-guy]

Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

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I don’t do those

[b0x-guy]

Item: The Couch Rarity: ⏶ Common

Couch co-op or online?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Not many co-op games you can play on the couch at the same time nowadays, especially if talking about split screen(whin imo is ideal) so online usually

[b0x-guy]

Item: A Recipe Book Rarity: ⏶ Common

Is there a food from a game you would love to have in real life?

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I guess all the answers are hades answers because Ambrosia Delight looks delicious

[b0x-guy]

Item: The Great Mole Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Best video game underground level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Well

Technically all of Hades takes place underground so like

[fungii]

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hrrrr rrr argh hey so

the start of the year really kicks my ass bills wise, and ive been locked in trying to catch up on the mess my unmedicated adhd ass left me in last year

any shares loved and appreciated, donations of £20+ can throw in a sketch request like below (doesn't have to be a bust it's just what i have on hand for what i mean sdjkfjk)

i also have a store link in my pinned, though i am unfortunately still unable to ship to the USA at this time

[crazy-brazilian]

[dietranch]

lets walk with mama!!

[sillybro]

SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

[violet-hady]

Reblog to tell the person you reblogged it from that they are really cool.

[junk-thunder]

come back my scarab

[junk-thunder]

please come back my scarab

[junk-thunder]

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

[b0x-guy]

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[itsapmseymour]

Okay but if you made a Zelda game what would it be like? Pitch that shiz.

Alright here’s features I would love in the next one

1.) Keep the open world aspect, but add difficultly areas that would be easier to traverse with particular item

2.) Elemental Temples with classic puzzle solving, at least 6-8 of them, can be cleared in any order, but story progression is triggered by each temple cleared, nothing story wise gets repeated to you.

3.) Bring the arsenal of items back, clawshot/hookshot can be used to give you a head start in climbing, multi-set of bombs for specific regions or climates. Digging claws to go through soft soil. Diving gear to explore river or ocean depths.

4.) Stamina in the overworld is treated by Elden ring or Wuwa rules, it only triggers when in Combat, scaling a wall, or using glider. Running around the world passively doesn’t trigger it.

5.) Mixture of the green tunic with the style choices Breath and Tears brought with it for his default attire

6.) Pieces of heart back, and recovery hearts in the overworld. Food is limited to by a hunger meter, once Link is full, you’re on a cooldown from using dishes.

7.) Weapon durability overhaul, rusty or basic weapons will shatter on use, unique ones require a challenge to find, don’t permanently break, and can be repaired by either Link or Blacksmith.

[itsapmseymour]

Oh and the most important thing

The Zoras will remain hot.

[itsapmseymour]

Yknow what, I like your Moxie

Gerudo, 6x as hot, and taller, they will hoist Link up like a ragdoll

Goron, 10x as Hot, bulkier, enough to make Bears look like twinks

Sheikah, very hot, but you will never see it unless you remove their cowls-

[guygirlwhatever]

Will this hypothetical Zelda game feature a magic instrument?

[itsapmseymour]

Yes actually, the one thing I missed was Link being essentially a bard

Give that boy a damn Lyre this time around

[1huskyboi]

Now, here be MY question

Will there be a new antagonist in this Zelda game you's cookin' up? and if there WILL be, then what would they be like?

[itsapmseymour]

It would likely be someone adjacent to Yuga or Vaati,

Keeping the “Demise Cycle” curse true to Zelda lore, but not Ganon or Dragmire.

[tide-pool-gremlin]

will you let me use the Sheikah slate and the Rauru arm at the same time? Like even as a post-game thing it’d be very fun to use stasis in concert with recall and stuff.

[itsapmseymour]

I’m more exhausted from Rune mechanics personally.

But, since Zelda as a whole loves time themes (it’s literally in almost every game)

I would introduce a pocket watch that can act as recall and/or stasis, or even prince of Persia logic where it’s tied to the player to reverse their own mistakes or solve short timed puzzles in dungeons.

[zeemczed]

Okay. So what about a companion character? Our Navi, our Midna, our Fi?

[itsapmseymour]

Considering I’m actually brainstorming this now

Change the Lyre to an Erhu, and the companion is a small dragon spirit that lives within the Erhu.

[weissthesquid]

Is it going to fit into the establishmed "timeline" or is it going to continue to break it?

[itsapmseymour]

Timeline placement these days is really tricky, but if I wanted to sell it that Ganondorf is out of the picture it would likely go in the Timeline way after Twilight Princess (set 1000s of years after)

[leoryff]

But would there be romance options? I feel like I have been waiting since OoT on the N64 for Link to actually make out with someone.

[itsapmseymour]

I would much prefer to keep it ambiguous. But I’d say at least one person from each faction (with some exceptions) is fascinated romantically by him, so then it leaves it up to the players own experience who wins them over.

[tempestrio]

You mentioned something about like 6-8 temples being elemental themed. Would the hypothetical temple of time be the “tutorial” dungeon, and would the pocket watch be the dungeon item (in heavy quotes) you get from it? That way the player could get used to its mechanics without as many consequences.

(Also please tell me the Rito are coming back, I fucking love those bird people)

[itsapmseymour]

Tutorial would be an outskirt village as the starting area, with Dungeon 0, get your basic gear training, combat, and first encounter with Nayru, who does give you the Erhu and Requi within it

Elements and factions would be as follows

Forest - Kokiri - Bells and Chimes

Fire - Goron - Drums

Water - Zora - Harps

Lightning - Gerudo - Qanun

Earth - Lizalfas - Ocarina

Darkness - Sheikah - Vocals

Light - Hylians - Piano

Wind - Rito - Accordian (Hi Kass I will never forget you)

During this you can also commune with the goddesses again and face their trials

Dins would be a combat test, Farore would be a test of bravery ala Silence Realm style, Nayru would be a test of memories through music, recalling everything you encountered and what it means to be you.

[itsapmseymour]

Edited to add in respective instruments from their regions

[pantamonte]

Had to draw this or else I would've gone insane

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[spiribia]

legends unova starter trio. my uncle works at nintendo

[the-haiku-bot]

legends unova

starter trio. my uncle

works at nintendo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.