Balicake for Breakfast

thirty-something indecisive artist with an incessant love for fashion and pretty things, occasional fandom, and ranty bits my art

[only-cat-memes]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[spacedandelions]

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

[madgastronomer]

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!

[lyricwritesprose]

You know, good on him for just rolling with it.

[joycomplexx]

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

[vastblue]

this is how it feels to make an oc and then get emotional about the situations you put them in

[sinizade]

Omg boys hi!!!

[lumsel]

it's very funny that you can have penis in your g-rated game but only if its a culturally significant penis. another penis would bump the rating up but this one is special. it doesnt count.

[divergent998-blog]

[jjbang8]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[friendlynoodles]

I painted my cats as pikmin 🌱🌺

[mayakern]

Our UK warehouse is closing, and everything in it is on SALE! Get 35% off all items shipping from our UK fulfillment center while supplies last. These items are available to customers outside the US, and once they're gone, they're gone. On the final day of the sale (July 2), all remaining inventory will be marked down to 50% off. After that, the warehouse will close and any leftover stock will no longer be available. If you've had your eye on something, now's your chance to grab it before it's gone for good!

Maya Kern UK

[thedouble]

“Freedom always has a price.”

― Persepolis (2007) dir. Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud

[dumnslut]

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[gattobamboom]

[zazrichor]

in truth, for the chance to be by your side I would storm the Dark City itself.