I Used To Be On Fire @b1ackholegarden - Tumblr Blog

Why is it always the people you trust the most that backfire on you. I can’t believe they’d still stay friends after everything that’s happened. I can’t believe he’d go to parties and get drunk and do stuff with people. Why is my life so miserable and every time it looks up I just crumble down again. I can’t believe this shit keeps happening and all I get to do is watch it go by and destroy my life over and over again

#23 #I’m done trusting people

scorpio745

Low cost cosplay Part 3!😂

kaity--did

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

kaity--did

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

kaity--did

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father

This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

kaity--did

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband

Thanks I think?

kaity--did

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”

Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

kaity--did

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH

Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

kaity--did

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

kaity--did

I can not with this fool

catgirlnailpolish

literally marry him

kaity--did

I have great news my friend

404computerhamstersnotfound

marry him again

kaity--did

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

#I need me a person like this #where are they

megan-renee

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

lesbianralzarek

i adore all of the stupid little names they give to the shittiest jobs on the market. if its something like “team member :)” you KNOW youll be in tears by the end of the day. just saw target use “guest advocate”. i assure you, customers dont need advocates, they WILL stand up for themselves and we both know it

lesbianralzarek