Cosmic Funnies
RMH
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
shark vs the universe
Mike Driver
Love Begins
Keni
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almost home
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if i look back, i am lost
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@b1tch-chan
I have a bad habit of calling things "loathsome" if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn't that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said "loathsome juice..." under my breath without realizing that's not a normal thing to say
everyone started laughing
What the fuck
So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.
Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.
I see the worst opinion I’ve ever seen and then I go to their profile and it says 16 and I just go about my day
He pretends like he’s chewing to communicate that he’s hungry!
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where is his shirt and pants
Casual Friday
A compilation of my favorite jjk0 Letterboxd reviews
I found out my highskool teacher had a creampie/breeding fetish (I stole his phone from his desk as a dare when three girls started fucking each other up in the middle of the hallway, OVER A MAN, and he stepped outside to break it up). He was super cute and young and I thot MAYBE I could use that to my advantage and started doodling cum filled pussies on my class work. But an artist I am not, and looking back on it they all just look like bloody eyeballs and I should just be grateful that he never had me institutionalized. Unfortunately even tho he was cute he had an EGO and was a killjoy asshole. Then one day he started coming for me and my homegirl and I told him he should worry less about us talking during his lecture and worry more about principal Miller finding out about the cum pussy porn he watches during class. He got white man angry and I had to switch teachers. But I still had a crush on his whore self tho and would vandalize the skool with his name in hearts. Sorry for being mentally ill in your inbox :/
baby girl your kitchen floor is littered with garlic skins
die hard broken glass scene for dracula
catch me and my posse of low testosterone men serving absolute cunt with the pink tool set/carhart-kini combo
@surprisedentistry
when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy
Imagine seeing this place with no prior knowledge of Christianity
Scaramouche is living his best life
