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Uhhh Introduction??? Ion anymore

Name is Legalized Nuclear Warfare or just call me BeeMark

He/Him/They/They/It

Pan + Ace

I like Transformers, Team Hooligans, Slendytubbies and other more you see cringe or wtver

I like TFA Sentinel but along with all Bumblebee and all Megatron

MEGOP AND TFA SENTIOP AND TFA SENTIMEG SND TFA SENTIMEGOP RRRAAAAAHHH

TinkyDips shipper??

BeeBerry and Guardimo is cool, ain't it?

I do have a YT and Pinterest social but don't post anything there. I don't have TikTok and (probably) will never be there...

I can do:

• gore

• drawings

• animations

• Stuff

I won't do:

• Necr0

•Ped0

• l0li

My keyboard lagging bye

#introductory post #Yay this is so cool #Bye I don't want to speak anymors6

guys. New Bean redesign

I was so bored I drew her again

Of course she's a girl. Smh.

Speed paint because I love her.

Now only I need to redesign is Bark

#sonic the hedgehog #Sth Bean #bean the dynamite #bean the dymanite #bean the dynamite duck #bean the duck #fang the sniper #bark the polar bear #I LOVE HER AWWW

prickly-shrew

can someone reblog & glaze Bean the Dynamite please please please please??? i need

b33m9rk

Bean is a better singer than Hatsune Miku. Change my mind

#bean the dynamite

prickly-shrew

i just realized team hooligans disbanding might’ve been a way for sega excusing the lack of Bean & bark and the random exposure of f*ng… we might never see the duo ever again… we might never see bean ever again….

edit: hey i also just realized i wrote wished instead of realized I DO NOT WISH GHAT UPON BEAN I PROMISE

dinersaurcrisis

what if

(w.i.p.)

grace-to-ace

Am I the only one who doesn't ship Charlie Watson with Bumblebee orrrrr. 😭

Because I see them as younger brother older sister type dynamic. I watched the movie and idk I couldn't see them being a thing 😭

Idk if its a popular ship but I just wanted to make this known for anyone who did care 😔

littlelostsoul68

I agree. I find it weird. To me they’re just great friends. Then being in love doesn’t feel right

b33m9rk

Me too. I usually don't find Human x Transformer ships good (Unless Noah x Mirage) and besides, Charlie reached 18.

So I just see them as best friends or siblings that don't have rivalry happening.

#transformers #I don't like Charbee #Noah x Mirage #Cool bye

ghostiepines

Headmaster Returns but it somehow gets stretched out from just one episode because Masterson actually does manage to steal Sentinel’s body away to Canada lol.

Sentinel is just a head and pissed, and also embarrassed. They had to go tell Magnus and for some odd reason Magnus suggested that Sentinel stay with Optimus for right now. Its a weird experience for both of them and a very humbling one for Sentinel that accidentally causes them to talk about tough topics and such, alongside growing closer (because well, apparently being just a head requires more assistance than just getting carried around). After a lot of investigation and a fun “The Bots and Sari Go To Canada” episode, Sentinel FINALLY gets his body back and its sort of weird for them to realize that their era of cohabitation is over, and that both of them are going to miss it.

(Yes, they do kiss at the end)

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

b33m9rk

"I had a spicy explosion in the restroom when I ate my sandwich.."

No, that is completely wrong. It is supposed to be:

I had an erotic explosion in the restroom when I ate my sandwich

I hated you because you were a nerd, you usually sat alone and I nagged you. Now I can't stop waiting for you to come back.

I hate you. I hate you for being a nerd, I hate you because you hated me. I hated you because I looked up at you. You were smarter and more cautious yet you changed for the worst. I hate you for leaving. You never came back or at least look back, I thought you would be the same competitive nerd. But you hurt me, you hurt my friends and left us.

But despite this, I can't help but yearn... Yearn for the same cocky smile, yearn for the same mocking words, yearn for the same competitive spirit. I can't help but wait and wait for you to come back. I can't help but apologize profusely, even if I know it wasn't my fault... I can't help but miss you like a little kid again.

I hate you for making me feel like this. To fall in love with an enemy that once used be my friendly rival.

(More art bc why not)

jakeit

My favorite version SentOp: SGSentiOp ˎˊ˗

Pride drawings again!!

So I was bored I made this

Inspired by another creator! (I dunno their user)

ys2107

Some SentiOpMeg headcanons I guess

So uhhh... Hey, I know I haven't really been active here rather than just reblogging stuff, cuz I'm working on something silly... But here's some headcanons and bye

(Warning: Blackarachnia/Elita-One abuse)

Optimus:

• Optimus didn't really view Elita as a lover. He only viewed her as a friend.

• Optimus isn't very freaky or lustful, he is rather more of a person who can accept consent.

• Optimus is usually the one to be top but is okay if he is bottom.

• Optimus is rather a bit clingy when it comes to his partner.

• Optimus likes to playfully tease and flirt with his partner.

Sentinel Prime:

• Sentinel Prime didn't actually like Elita-One as a sense of crush. She was his close friend.

• Tho Sentinel still blamed Optimus for what happened on Arachna-7, he still loves him.

• Sentinel isn't also freaky and can ask for consent

• Sentinel Prime is bottom but is glad when he is on top.