Beans, Beans, Beans

HIIIIII IM THE GUY WHO LIKES BeANMTHE DYNAMITE HIIII

[bean-the-hooligan]

hi guys it’s me bean 🫢

this isn’t a roleplay account. BUT! i doooo have one: @green-chicken-soup it’s for Bean the Dynamite

this blog contains bullshit. here are all the tags that i will use forom now on

#.santoku = drawings

#.brain = BULLSHIT

#.author = responding to asks (why i need this is beyond me im really delusional and think im popular i guess)

#.farro = chicken posting (the chicks that i have and love and care for & not the ones you eat ㄱ_ㄱ)

#.beasts = anything related to my moots

#bean the dynamite = b

more tags will be added if i get any more hobbies. like writing. or a job

extra section for all my former names so you know if i’m still me or not

•qú/chu (prickly-shrew)

•chris/winzo

• jack

• mike

• mariam

aand more will be added in the future as i remember them or change them.

wow this intro post is repetitive

💫 i’m not an inbred 💫

[bean-the-hooligan]

[bean-the-hooligan]

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH

I LOVE WHEN HES ALL SERIOUS AND CWANKY I LOVE YOU BEAN

[bean-the-hooligan]

(this post is about sonic)

i think people in the sonic universe had something against the dynamite family. i think it’s part of the reason why fang chose Bean the Dynamite specifically and not someone that wouldn’t put a bad stain on the hooligans. speaking of which, haven’t you noticed that Bean the Dynamite is the one who turns team hooligans into chaos usually? i mean, fang is a crazy guy, but it’s as if the universe has something against BEAN. i feel like it’s because of his family

…i don’t know what point i’m trying to make here

[bean-the-hooligan]

HURL. HACCCIKK.. GAH….GAGG… BLLEEEFGHHH *barfs out this drawing i made of Bean the Dynamite from sonic based off a roleplay idea i had in my head*

hiiii guys i’m back at the Bean the Dynamite fanfare YYYEYEEEHHHAWWWWWEW FWEACK YEAH FWEAKCING Bean the Dynamite!!! IS BACK ON THE CHJAAAASEEE!!!

[bean-the-hooligan]

can you supply me some dynamite. i need it for. reasons.

idk ask Bean the Dynamite

[bean-the-hooligan]

I think you should keep the pfp and theme change, it literally fits perfectly dude

YAAAY NO MORE IDENTITY CRISIS(es)!!

[bean-the-hooligan]

cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door. cheesy micheal open up the door, oh cheesy micheal open up the door.

[miss-naginata]

tumblr roleplay ask blogs are always going to have the shadow of ask drunk chara cast over them like ozymandias' decrepit statue

[bean-the-hooligan]

drunk chara???? the theygirl from undertale?????? oh no

[bean-the-hooligan]

I fuckijgLOVE CAINE

[bean-the-hooligan]

a mutual has invited me to do this. hiii laxx no im not tagging you i dont wanna annoy you

oh yeah just tell them that i’ve been dying to be a theatre kid too yeah just confess to them all my deepest darkest secrets now coz that’s what we’re doing now innit. god the GALL of some of these quizzes… 😒

do the fans atleast like me you didn’t even tell me if they like me or not you little fucking shit

oh yeah btw the picrew

this is not a lie i actually am half puppy. woof woof. ew…

[bean-the-hooligan]

catty and rosie (CattaZ on yt) quit??

no way..

[bean-the-hooligan]

i have no one to talk about this but like lightning lynx reminds me a lot to tails. except he never gets a happy ending (im not gonna say ‘except he’s evil’ because that would just be disrespectful man he DESERVES the evil even if he doesn’t even live it to the fullest)

[bean-the-hooligan]

I dont know if this helps with anything… but hey, i tried!!

Shoutout to reference i got mad at

[bean-the-hooligan]

guyh what the fuck is project libitiana and why are all its fans on crack

[bean-the-hooligan]

i think i should start posting fun facts. wow. i’m a genius! because, because, see, it’s gonna benefit ME, because i’m gonna do my own research and be smart and learn more about the whole topic and like actually get a hobby, and it’s gonna benefit YOU because fun facts are fun. HAHA IM A GENIUS

now that i think about it, it actually benefits me more than you…

….

oh whatever

maybe i’ll add a separate tag for when i elaborate on the fun fact and maybe add more fun facts for the people who get interested in the thing im talking about. does that make sense?

[bean-the-hooligan]

i just realized i tend to post paragraph long rants about myself and myself only. who the HELL even reads them 😭😭😭