What the Hal.

No. Bye.

[chekhov]

[legalmexican]

WHERE IS THIS FROM

[holdthepossum]

“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”

[mpaq]

omg i love this

[hey-f4g-deactivated20120831]

best thing ever omfg

[nothingsrealbutallispossible-de]

Pretty damn amazing.

[methhomework]

when yall having sex and it sounds like

[ihateladygaga]

DELETE THIS

[handsomejackshairplugs]

[youngpreciosa-deactivated201607]

me 2 seconds into the previews 

[deadstare4l-deactivated20230717]

a story as old as time itself

[unicordian]

o shutterstock…

[leascno]

Ah yes, the shower. The perfect venue for planning stories and reveling in the knowledge of having limitless power over your characters.

[nononorits]

Story of my life XDDD

[ginilla]

My OC’s born and die in the middle of a shower

[leascno]

I can’t believe this is the most popular thing I’ve ever done and that this is still going around, dang

[heartbeatracing]

can we talk about this

[littlechinesedoll]

[jezi-belle]

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

[qthewetsprocket]

…without laughing.

[rain-czine-deactivated20190920]

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

[beardedbarba]

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

[b33p-b33p-meow]

Highest form of art: girls

[tralalazarus]

oh my god

[iapollogise-deactivated20150405]

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

[i-need-that-seat]

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

[gifyourass]

[trolltina]

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

[nymphodeces]

my anaconda dont want none unless you defeat the huns, son. 

[gh0stofjealousy-blog]

[hopeless-nec-romantic]

Favorite gif set forever

[ctrubicon-deactivated20110828]

[sexandhumorandshit]

10knotes:

Gabe Perez must have sapped it from him:

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

[frostied-deactivated20150114]

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

[sleepofficial-deactivated201606]

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

[boneswolf-deactivated20210814]

If I wasn’t already going to hell before laughing at this joke, there is certainly a spot there for me now

[b33p-b33p-meow]

person: are you gay or straight?

bi/pan/ace person: um...

bi/pan/ace person:...no?