rice

what is a god to a non believer

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[classycookiexo]

[catchymemes]

[zeelatunes]

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

[catchymemes]

[dweebspace]

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

[supergrinch]

I'm being oppressed

[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[bunniope]

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

[pointnclick]

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

[brown-forking-weed]

attention perishable girls:

its going to be room temperature today. be careful out there.

[pattern-recognition]

not enough flat chested queens out there. start sanding.

[wardenapproaches]

Daily checklist of affirmations:

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

Nothing wrong with me

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[mens-rights-activia]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]