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[reticent-vampire]

Eric Bogosian as Daniel Molloy

The Vampire Lestat 3.01

[kushblazer666]

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[azrealini]

Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast

[mousegirlheart]

Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.

Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[janet-wood]

[70sscifiart]

David B Mattingly

[beardedmrbean]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[yurimaster83]

the story of her life

[sacred-portal]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sacred-portal]

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

guy: how long is your dick… lol

me:

Dimensions (inches) Diameter of Head 1.50 Circumference of Head 4.50 Diameter of Shaft 1.45 Circumference of Shaft 5.00 Diameter of Knot 2.15 Circumference of Knot 6.50 Usable Length 6.00 Total Length 7.75

[transmortifried]

quit sucking cocks with the jocks and start sucking penises with the geniuses

[transmortifried]

quit drinking cum with the dumb and start drinking jizz with the wiz

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

quit sucking sack with the pack and start sucking testes with the besties

[rikopatter]

quit licking dick with the clique and start sucking balls with the dolls

[transmortifried]

quit giving blowjobs with the no-jobs and start giving throat with the GOAT

[transmortifried]

quit sucking weenies with the meanies and start sucking bellends with your best friends

[transmortifried]

quit sucking dong with the strong and start sucking willy with the silly

[depsidase]

[willgrahamscock]

“I know a place” and I take you to Lowe’s self check out to watch Saw (2004)