Austin

He/him. Native to Twitter, I've no idea what I'm doing here yet. Babyfur content is a distinct possibility, so be warned. Do not follow if you are under 18 years of age. Pfp by BlueOzzyBear. Header by Welkin Mouse

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Without pee

I've created a monster 'cause nobody wants to

pee their pants no more, they just say "no u"

well if you want that then you'll see a bit of pee in SAP

some talcum that'll keep me from getting a rash

while I'm potty dancing and making a dash

to the bathroom to keep my pants dry and

to keep the clouds on my chart from cryin

you waited this long to potty train me

well i'm back on the playground humiliating

the babies who just aren't able

to stay clean and avoid the changing table

so the school teacher won't let me see

the inside of the classroom in huggies

they tried to screw around, potty training me

but pants feel so empty with no huggies

so

come on, dad, look what i did

i did number one, without lifting the lid

so get ready, cause this brief is about to get heavy

now i'm being carried off now, back to huggies

now dry pamps are no good to me

so everybody in your pants go pee

don't even hold it, just set it free

diapers feel so empty without pee

this woudn't fit in a tweet, so tumblr must suffer

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Snack room, rap room

up in the snackroom with chicken nuggies

am rockin pampers, he sportin huggies

with that poof that's makin me wheeze

am startin to choke on my mac and cheese

his charts got sun stickers, mine's got frownies

why ever would he ever share his brownies

or even his chocolate milk with me and my ilk

sporting a footed sleeper made of fleece like silk

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Crab Rangoon Recipe, Anecdote Last

-two parts (by volume) shredded crab meat

-one part herb and garlic cream cheese

-one part chive and onion cream cheese

-season to your preference. I use salt, hickory smoked paprika, and cayenne

-wrap in wanton wrappers, in a triangular fold.

-deep fry until golden or to preference

-serve with a side of tentsuyu.

Note: you'll need something to hold the wantons down as they fry. Unless you have a way to eliminate floatation (I'm all ears), the air and water vapour within will expand and cause the wantons to surface, leading to uneven cooking.

Anecdote:

I heard of crab rangoon from a video game, looked up a few recipes and make it once in a blue moon.

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Dinorawrz came in the other day, so I took a few shots. The texture of landing strip is quite nostalgic of when baby diapers first adopted velcro tapes. Not to mention, I had to head out immediately after taking these and before I could wreck them. Not to worry! Just retape them when you get back.

I wonder if it's a matter of patents or just babs who grew up with velcro tapes entering the market, but I'm glad to see ABU isn't sleeping on the feature anymore. Now if we could just have more cloth-backed options...

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Pee your pants

ASAP

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Japanese curry recipe, anecdotes last

Recipe:

Heat up a pot of the appropriate/preferred stock and caramelize some thinly sliced onions in a pan.Add the following to the stock:

- a dash of salt

- a dash of pepper

- some garlic, grated

- some fresh ginger, grated

- a shwack of curry powder

- a few wedges apple, grated or even puréed. get rid of the skin for sure

- a splash of chunou sauce

- a dab of tomato paste

- a dash of cocoa powder

Add the onions to the stock, and then add your roux to preferred thickness. Serve over rice or udon or whatever, really.

Anecdote:

I know this is a babyfur blog and all that but why does every recipe blogger need twelve paragraphs about a dish? I'm here to cook, not hear your life story. Anyways, this recipe seemed appealing so I trimmed the fat and those nasty mathy measurements leaving something I want to try making.

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The Diaper wall grows

I tend to order a mix case every few weeks, making hay while ABU is still in stock and all that. Every time a case comes in I like to stack my stash and see it all in one place. Anyways here's what the picture I took earlier today. A modest collection compared to some other monsterous stashes I have seen.

Funnily enough as I was sharing the photo elsewhere, it was beginning to topple and I had to hold it up with my back while I finished writing the posts in question. I have since dismantled it.

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Intro post

Second attempt. Tumblr's app seems not to provide feedback on when you exceed the character limit. Therefore, I'll keep this more succinct than my first try.

I'm a babyfur who has beeen active for almost 2 years, mostly posting diaper jokes and other such nonsense to Twitter. I am here to meet other babs and ABDLs as friends. Feel free to say hi, as I won't likely introduce myself until I get a feel for etiquette here as well as Tumblr's UI.