i smell like beef :^)

my name is olivia i'm 19, i have too much time on my tiny hands, and I like oxford commas home

[pinehasnoplaceonthisblog]

[c3rvida3]

I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

[twitterlols]

[tryclops]

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

[intothespiderbottom]

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

[rabidchild]

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

[knot-the-father]

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

[stability]

[baawri]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[icecoldsouls]

i’m soooo here for memes like this

[rydenarmani]

[jealously-deactivated20170927]

[i-am-the-oracular-spectacular]

[wwinterweb]

Star Wars cast member yearbook photos (see 11 more)

[alexanderdee]

[owlmylove]

BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION

[premenstrual]

im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u

[owlmylove]

YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

[theriu]

I love the polite yet yelled encouragement here.

[owmeex]

[snorlaxatives]

[railroadsoftware]

me

[gayboomhauer]

[quotemadness]

I wish that photographs were physical spaces, like tunnels; that you could crawl inside them and go back.

Lauren Oliver (via beautifull-mindss)

[vanish]