I need sleep to do battle again tomorrow

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[jayykesley]

my brain, stomping it’s feet: i wanna use one inconsequential negative experience to spiral into an echo-chamber of self hatred!!!

me, stirring my tea with my little plastic knife: no, we don’t do that anymore

[dittography-direwolf]

"This is an adult, mature look at superheroes!"

Oh so it examines things like the emotional toll that sort of lifestyle would take on someone, the distance it creates between them and normal people, how society would actually deal with the knowledge of gods walking among them, basically just a really genuine look at the reality of superpowers?

"What no it means the heroes swear and have sex and graphically murder people."

[dittography-direwolf]

[music-dreamers]

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like

[soulren]

Arriving for my connecting flight to nebraska in full plate armor. Announcing in a booming tone that I will choose the middle seat

[eategg24]

sits next to you opens my carry on luggage. its full of novelty fridge magnets and i start sticking them onto you

[insecuregodcomplex]

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[terrifyingthrifts]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[dozydawn]

not to be a sap or anything but this particular piece of little mermaid trivia does something to me

[brightlotusmoon]

[letsknightinarmour]

[valtsv]

me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!

*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*

[valtsv]

captive hero: aww!

me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!

stingray: *nudges my hand*

me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.

[valtsv]

you will

[proustiansleep]

“I wrote a story called ‘The Intensive Care Unit’ about a world where people never meet. They simply make contact via TV. Marriage is conducted hundreds of miles apart. And in my story I visualise a man who actually decides to meet his wife and children in the flesh. Of course, it’s a disaster. They just cannot bear the sensory overload. On a mere neurological level, they can’t bear to be together - rather in the way that we can’t bear to be too close to strangers. So I can believe that, in the future, people won’t be able to bear to be in the same room as others. Or even on the same street.”

— J. G. Ballard, in interview, Extreme Metaphor : Selected Interviews 

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[red-lamb]

[asexualbookbird]

maybe going to the library will fix me

[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?