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@baby--cherries
ohhhhhhhhh my god
so i met a cute boy and weāve been texting, probably going on a date this friday
heās crazy sweet but coming on a little strong so I explained that to him and he responded so niiiicely! like just so politely and he was so receptive and mature (and heās 3 years younger than me) like.. perfect. i think it actually made me wet
I keep losing followers on instagram and I'm assuming it's because I post too many selfies I've lost weight Maybe tattoos somehow? I hope it's those because that would be hilarious
why do so many men like Fight Club
theyāre like deeply offended when I say I donāt like it
this monthās period has me all emotionally fucked up and depressed
There should be a tax credit for not having kids.
you know youāre still fucked up when even the thought of catching feelings makes you depressed and anxiousĀ
shout out to me in 5 yearsā¦hope shes doing something cool iām rooting for her
Iāve been having a lot of positive, fun conversations with men Iām meeting online latelyĀ
plot twist: you let someone in and they donāt fuck you over
ppl who have done you wrong will forever think your posts are about them
do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things iāve wondered my whole life
Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.
that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras
Omg I canāt
As a guy I second this.
If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.
I kind of feel like if weāre gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.
And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan
and there should be a company that sells them called Victorās Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed maleĀ āangelsā stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who donāt have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.
Then Victorās Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.
This is legit one of the best posts Iāve ever found on tumblr.
VICTORāS SECRET
Have you ever felt that unexplicable need to be with a certain person? what are your thoughts on that connection?
Delusion
Hot DJ guy on tumblr is sending me pics and he's just in his boxers and holy shit š„š he's so gorgeous. As much as I love chubby dudes, lean and athletic is amazing too šš
so my mom is upset about my new, very large tattoo. when i asked why, she saidĀ āone day youāre going to be someoneās mother and wifeāĀ
hahahaha
well iām not gonna be a mother so thereās that
and my future husband, if I even have one, better have a bunch as well
I was talking to this guy and it was going okay and then he told me he wants kids one day.... ugh Also the other day I got a message from some dude that was super cute and had a nice profile but he already has 2 kids...
