Genesis 6:9

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[radiofreederry]

[sjweminem]

she sauce on my scrod till i'm a New Man

[plesiosaurchestra]

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[unsolicited-opinions]

Amplifying Palestinian voices

Hamza Howidy

[mitski-im-your-man]

if someone ever publicly shares ur nudes (even if they're fabricated/deepfakes), u can go on https://stopncii.org/ to have them removed from the internet. this service is available for ppl all over the world. the image never leaves ur device (only a hash of it does) so no one will be able to see the nudes u uploaded to their site. stay safe.

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[ottermatopoeia]

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

[haierld]

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1967-1973 Datsun 510

[time-traveling-fetus]

Can you please identify this one too?

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

(lightly based on?) 1967-1972 Mazda Cosmo (based on the rotary engine? also huh. whuhhh.)

[fungalnebula]

What I love most about Gandalf big naturals is how much it eases my chest dysphoria. I can sleep without a shirt on now because of Gandalf Big Naturals. Knowing that the artist made the original image while recovering from top surgery and said the image was like a final parting gift from their boobs makes me feel even better about the image's effect on me. Men with big naturals makes me feel much more good about my body than those old posts on here that were like "trans men! Some men have pecs!!! So don't feel dysphoric <3". It's much more meaningful to see a hairy, bearded man with a huge H cup rack not letting his tits get in the way of his masculinity.

Most of all, Gandalf Big Naturals helped me love my body the way it is instead of hating something that's a part of me. Of course I still want top surgery but the fact that I can live with my own big naturals until then without wanting to guillotine them off is really important.

[yournewapartment]

[omnidudes-deactivated20240202]

what was your early 10s show that you fixated on to the detriment of your mental wellbeing

Glee

Teen Wolf

Pretty Little Liars

The Vampire Diaries

90210

Victorious

Supernatural

True Blood

Awkward.

Shadowhunters

Friday Night Lights

BBC Sherlock

Voting ended onAug 18, 2023

[wayfaringellie]

FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE OLD DASHBOARD LAYOUT BACK:

Download the Tampermonkey extension on your browser then install this userscript to have the dashboard reverted back. The creator of this wonderful script has also provided us with the option to hide Tumblr mart and the dashboard tabs among a few other things.

Please spread the word and reblog the OP's first post here or their newest one here! Tumblr staff needs to get their shit together.

[princekarkat]

ah fuck lads theyve twittered the dashboard 😭

[anarchoarchie]

also i know he was a joke gimmick character but Allan was genuinely the most intriguing character in that movie to me from a gender standpoint- he’s existing outside of the barbie/ken binary but not necessarily in an eye-catching or interesting way; adjacent to ken but not quite ken enough to be a ken and definitely not a barbie but ends up grouped with the barbies when the kens take over; non-conforming and subversive but not really in a cool way like weird barbie. basically the point here is that michael cera is good at portraying vaguely transgender discomfort and i wish there was more allan in that movie for my own personal sake

[jessebloom]

you don't know how great chairs are until you're in a place with no chairs. actually you probably have an idea. you've lived a life.

[fairieicedtea]

do you want to be a bookstore owner, cafe owner or a flower shop owner

[powerburial]

i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man's Asshole?

[hajimedics]

[cornerfolks]

hey that's the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren't meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that's him

[joey-wheeler-official]

It's all "keep tumblr weird" until a real weirdo shows up I see

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shyflops]

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

[westiec]

He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

[ctntduoarchive]

wait till the tumblr girlies find out that in binary star systems sometimes one star will basically eat the other and kill them both - resulting in the most powerful thing a star could ever do in its life.

[ctntduoarchive]

you can become the greatest reckoning in the world but it will cost you your life and your partner’s life. or do you wish to simply circuit each other until you both die - never truly touching

[mercyofempty]

[princekarkat]

ive been witnessing a lot of discourse around the reclamation of the word "cripple" for disabled activism and i get the reason people are drawn to it (the "gut-punch" "in your face" qualities of it, the history it has a term) but its just not a word that resonates with me on any level. dont love it, dont hate it. kind of blase to be honest. but on the other hand i think it would be funny as hell to publicly identify as a sicko

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

This (from Cornell Labs via Merlin) is the pic I was looking at. It's just a little baby but it's so much bigger than its "parent"!!!! Do baby cowbirds feel isolated? Do they understand they're a different bird, or are they just a really bad sparrow?

[raiasintended]

hey, good news! ecologists have been studying this very thing! it seems young cowbirds have some kind of innate sense that leads them to sneak out of their foster nest at night to hang out in grasslands where they—more often than not—meet other cowbirds and learn more about what they really are.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Thanks I am going to cry so hard I throw up ;-;

[derinthescarletpescatarian]