We sell these at work and...Alright, who wants to buy these for me? 😍😇

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We sell these at work and...Alright, who wants to buy these for me? 😍😇
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I’m sad my blog will probably be deleted
Along with all the lovely friends I’ve made :((
I’m sad ok
You know what’s not fair?
Only lasting .2 seconds when using a vibrator
Spooky szn 🔪
i love ur blog 💖😭
& I love ur booty 😛 Thanks for the submission bb!
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content
Im a slut for validation!! Tell me you’re proud!!! Tell me I did good!!!!
It’s 2018. Calling men daddy is so out. Call them papaw instead.
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site
FUCK THIS POST MAKES ME DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY!
ME AS FUCK LOL I like being the boss 😇
✨ i really need to be hate fucked ✨
I know I'm a handful but thats what you got two hands for
Cute date idea.
I drug you, you pass out. In the morning we wake up and we watch a video of the things I did to you.
Friend: “He’s old enough to be your dad.”
Me: “I think you mean daddy.”