its the way i forgot ragnarok s3 came out until i got a deluge of notifs on my ragnarok memes from 2 yrs ago.. like damn people are back on checking those tags huh
fjor's continued efforts of killing magne being thwarted are so funny to me
forget the centuries-long feud between gods and giants, i want to see more of jens as a housewife he's so sweet
laurits watching finding nemo (twice) to cope with his tapeworm/water snake/fish/midgard serpent son is so valid of him
magne having an "im nothing without my hammer" mcu thor moment, how quaint
i swear to god if fjor goes after jens i will lose my shit
the most unrealistic part of this show is laurits having the generic lockscreen on his phone, this man would have a pinterest emo quote image on both lock and home screens
"you're my houseboy and i'm your sugar mama" SLAY QUEEN
laurits telling jens whats going on and jens being like "um 🙂??" is so real of him
anyone else notice that they always use the exact same overhead shot of edda everytime they show it
jens sticking up for laurits when magne is berating him is so !!!! brb crying
"i just wanted to see you topless one last time" LAURITS THAT IS YOUR. STEPBROTHER
magne's personality swings are really annoying, he's the most inconsistent character in the whole series and should at least habe a thread of familiarity through his character arcs
PLEASE let that be a wig laurits is wearing oh god
thank fuck it was a wig
idk what it is, but this entire sequence of fjor and ran driving in the van and the gods watching them looks like an LL Bean ad
ok is the random guy who got shot in the face w the arrow a reference to Hod and Baldur or am i looking for references that dont exist
magne's weird love affair w his hammer is so cringe of him like wtf
first and foremost, love the title thats one of my favorite songs (specifically the glee version but you didn't hear that from me)
saxa and magne dating yet again is so messy omg
i cant lie, i kinda like them together, they match each other's Massive Bitch Energy
oh my god laurits and jens <3 they are so tender i love them
i love how turid is like a mother duck and everyone hangs out at her house, it's very sweet
magne is so rude to his mother it makes me SO MAD
laurits dancing in the kitchen in his boxer briefs is how i act after two 5% seltzers
STOP they're so cute im obsessed w these two i wish them nothing but joy
"you're both the same type. both of you are homosexual" why did i think the second sentence was gonna say "both of you are twinks"
laurits is so funny for throwing 50lbs of hot dog buns in the fjord for his worm son, what a mother
i dont really think it works to have signy as a main character bc she was introduced really last minute so she's definitely not as fleshed out and it doesn't fit well into the rest of the characters
same goes for iman kinda, she keeps popping in and out of the plot kind of sporatically, it feels very disjointed and i think she needed to have more screen time in s2 for it to work
i like the way fjor gets this Look in his eyes when he's luring someone to their doom in the fjord, it feels more like hes the one eating them and not jorge
jens moving in lmfaoooooo these two are raging lesbians and i say that as one myself
im obsessed with laurits' mom era, motherhood is a good look on him
i just know he wants to steal ran's vape
did magne not bring his phone out on the fjord to the race?? he literally couldve just called someone for help
not wotan getting detained for smoking his mythologically accurate joint !!
having magne fishing and catching jorge was ehh a bit underwhelming but not the worst, i would've liked a more cinematic scene of them meeting for the first time, given their mythological implications, but beggars can't be choosers
dont particularly love the opening montage thing, i guess it's the only way to kinda ease into the new season, but the last one ended so intensely that it feels a bit like a continuity inconsistency (they all just left each other alone??? after having a knock down drag out in the seier's front yard?? okay)
i admit though i am a fiend for a foreboding background song as an opening montage plays
laurits' fit he wears in that first scene when he visits jorge slays i fear, i want those ugly plaid pants for myself (still hate the lesbian soccer mom haircut though)
on that note, i actually like magne's beard situation, its very thor
turid in her wedding dress <333 her and erik are so fucking cute i love them sm
not wotan with the "you kids and your damn phones" campaign lmfaoo
love how saxa is apparently locked in the basement as a servant bc she bumped uglies w magne but still has impeccable hair and makeup despite her plight, a priorities queen
ok lesbian electrician crystal girlie !! tbh i knew she was girlypop as soon as i saw she was an electrician
magne lesbian ally ✊️ [we knew this already tho, his bestie had blue hair and pronouns]
laurits is the epitome of a mean twink, he ain't shit for insulting his mom in her wedding dress and i will never forgive him for this
NOO LESBIAN ELECTRICIAN the jutuls are homophobes for that
why does fjor always do the yass face with the quirked eyebrow, he's serving but at what cost
ok maybe i am not the most moral for this take but why doesn't magne just like...kill the jutuls and save the world?? they're clearly scared as fuck of him so he could def do it
why the hell is laurits siding with the people who beat his skinny ass into a pulp in his own yard and not his brother who saved his life???? this dumbass
not him crashing at the jutul's house with his ikea bags full of trinkets and thinking they'll let him move in !! this DUMBASS
ok the jorge and laurits scenes are really sweet i admit, my internet corrupted brain doesn't love the constant mommy thing but these two are a very sweet pairing
NOT IMAN ON LOVE ISLAND oh my god
magne power hungry villain arc? not particularly in character for him but interesting i guess
I think Laurits isn’t siding with Magne, because he literally told him that if he picks up that hammer the Jutuls will kill him. And then Magne went whatevs and very obviously used it anyway. Which is just yikes. What a way to signal to Laurits that his brother obviously does not care about him or his life.
I really needed Laurits to speak up when Magne threatened him after he gave up the Electrician. Like. The reason he did it was because he almost got murdered. For Magnes actions. AGAIN!!!!!
oh yeah, once magne used the hammer i was like ok laurits is definitely more justified in wanting to stay tf away from him
i feel like laurits was still kinda sucking up to the jutuls even before magne used the hammer and broke their pact, but ofc laurits has very complicated feelings abt his estranged family so i can't technically fault him too much for that, and he's definitely more justified in his confusion for his alliances after magne started bringing the hammer w him everywhere
magne bullying fjor into paying for his latte is so fucking funny
laurits' little camp setup because he's too stubborn to go home is very slay, he looks like he went to pier 1 and asked for a selection of shabby chic throw rugs and made a tent out of them
"little o" HIS NAME IS JORGE >:(
i have some thoughts on the "magne strong-arming the jutuls into doing what he wants" but im gonna make a seperate post about it bc i need space to extrapolate on my norse myth brainrot
this one-sided beef of laurits thinking jens snubbed him while jens didnt even realize laurits liked him is both so funny and real
their interactions are so lesbian coded, the pining glances/vague allusions to liking each other/awkward flirting is giving very much high school lesbian
saxa's entrance to the cafeteria SLAYS BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN she's so cuntalicious for that
fjor berating the new secratary while likely not knowing how to open a microsoft word file on his own is a very fjor move of him (deragatory)
RAN'S VAPE JUICE SITTING NEXT TO HER LAPTOP IM SCREAMING
i just know that whole family vapes like fiends
saxa calling her out for the vape oh my fucking god ok girl like you dont probably blow clouds all day too
im still a bit confused abt why magne is dating signy (presumably the character meant to be sigyn) as sigyn is loki's wife in mythology
also magne is so mean to her i hate it
when he hushed her in the department store it made me want to chew through a wall
oh my god this whole situation with the company credit card is giving me so much secondhand embarassment for everyone involved
bruh why do i get the feeling fjor is gonna feed the secratary to jorge
lmfaooo the camera cutting to the lake 2 seconds after i typed that naurrr
laurits' wedding fit is ugly as fuck im sorry but he looks like he's going to sell me a shitty used car that'll blow its gaskets on its way home
thank god laurits stepped tf up to walk his mother down the aisle, i was gonna cry if one more misfortune befell my beloved turid
ok magne crashing the wedding was such a dick move he's literally evil for that
the lovely jens from edda grill is always in my mind but i think i was so shocked at seeing him with everyone's favorite twink that i barely recognized him
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