demons

um, hi, i'm kian and i like ice cream and cute little puppies.

[hansongames-blog]

That’s the attitude I’m looking for, see, doesn’t it feel better to be positive? I could, but I just don’t want to. I don’t like school, and I’m an adult, so I shouldn’t have to do stuff that I don’t like doing. Maybe I’ll change my mind in the future, but my online classes are enough right now. Nope, sadly they are not. Sorry to crush your dreams… and I’m not confused. I understand what you’re saying completely, okay? It’s fine. 

I’m really happy that I can help you forget about all of that shitty stuff, though. Everything will work out in the end, y’know? A few years down the road you’ll probably be solving some ongoing life question or.. something important like that and everything will be alright. Until then, you have me and video games and as much pizza and snacks as you want, so I’d say that’s pretty cool. Right? Okay, to be honest, I’m kind of offended that you would even ask me if we can play Pokemon. You do know who I am, don’t you? But yeah, that sounds like a good idea. 

[babykian]

It's only better to be positive when someone is wanting me to be positive. A lot of people don't care how I feel, so it's not really any different. No one likes school, Hanson. It's just something you kind of have to do if you want to be successful. There's only a certain number of people who can get away with not going to school, and as much as I love you, playing video games is not one of the things you can excuse yourself from school with. Sorry, babe. Oh, I forgot you were doing those because I'm with you almost all the time and have never seen you doing them. Are you keeping up with them? ... Okay, are you sure? I don't want you to wait around for me. 

I don't want to solve any ongoing life question, though. I just want to help other people in my position. I don't want to be the president or any leader, or anything. I just want to be able to give back to people. Being successful to me means that I won't be one of those arrogant assholes who thinks that they're more important just because they have private jets and business suits. No-- I want to give my money to people. I want to be able to help people like me. People nowadays don't give a single fuck about people like me. They think they're too busy or important to help kids like me who weren't given a fucking chance. Until then, I guess I'm going to have to stick with you, right? Pizza and cuddling sounds amazing right now. I love you a lot. Okay, well, sorry. I didn't know if you wanted to do something else. I just... want you to be happy, too. Are you happy? With life? With... me? 

[ftryan]

"Most of the time I don’t know what I mean and what I don’t, so you probably shouldn’t stress yourself out over it. I’m well aware that we’re dating a nerd, though, no need to remind me. No can do, Ki! Maybe I’ll play you something myself, but I wasn’t even allowed to bring the EP home, so I can’t show you any of the polished tracks. Mhm. Maybe you did inspire a line or two— I’m kidding, of course you did, so don’t go making those faces at me. Hey… if you need someone to cuddle when you’re upset, you can always come to me when I’m around, you know? I’ll make up for lost time with you. Jeez. I never wanted either of you to be sad. You know that, right? I need you to know that. It’s… it’s great, yeah. I never really had the time to stop and think about anything, so being back home is kinda weird, but— it’s a good weird. I missed you guys."

[babykian]

"Well, I don't care how you play it to me! I'd rather you just sing it to me. We deserve to hear about the things that you left us for, Ry. We'll be the first in line to buy them, don't you worry. I'm sure they're incredible, too. I'm not making any faces! You just happen to think I'm naturally cute, and I don't think I'm going to deny you. I use it against you and Hanson sometimes. The lost time is lost time, and there's no need to make up for it. Let's just pretend that you never left, you know? It'll be better if you just crawl into bed with us and pretend that nothing happened. We've been playing a lot of Mario Kart, and I'm really bad at it, so I kind of need you to take over for me. I don't know how long I can do it, Ryan. Hanson is really needy and I just need to finish my homework, but he gets all kissy. You can be the buffer, you know? I'm sure. You've been gone a long time from home, so I'm sure being home now is just really great. I'm really, really happy now. We missed you, too. So, so much. Should we go get some frozen yogurt or something to celebrate? I feel like we should. Or a milkshake, maybe."

[ftryan]

"I said I would, didn’t I? Can’t believe you didn’t believe I’d come back, Ki! Actually… no, wait, I can completely believe that, all things considered. I missed you, too. Both of you— I tried calling Hanson, but I got a new phone a little while ago and I forgot he’s allergic to accepting calls from numbers he doesn’t recognize. But hey, I’m here now. It’s been incredible, like— you have no idea. I can’t talk about it too much, though, because I’m probably not supposed to leak my own album, but… I missed you both a lot. How’s my baby Kian?” 

[babykian]

"Well, yeah, but I mean, sometimes you say things and I just think you're kidding. I haven't exactly found our medium with that yet. No, he just doesn't like answer calls to people who tell him he's winning a free cruise vacation, and then it ends up not being real. But yeah, he doesn't use his phone much, anyways. It's usually the DS in his hand, not a cell phone. Um, it's not leaking if you're letting us listen to it! Come on, Ryan, I know we inspired a few of those songs, and I really want to hear them. It'll make it up for how much we missed you since you've been gone. I'm good, I guess. I've kind of had a few little moments where I've cried to Hanson recently because life sucks sometimes, but it's getting better. He makes me feel better, and I couldn't ask him for anything more. I'm just so happy you're back, we were talking about you and Hanson was getting a little upset, so now he'll be so happy you're here! Is LA everything you'd hope it would be?"

[ftryan]

"So it turns out that driving twenty minutes to come home is a surprisingly long way when you’re as busy as I’ve been lately."

[babykian]

Coming home? Ryan, oh my god! W-What a surprise. I've missed you-- we've... we've missed you. How has LA  been? And traveling and doing cool stuff? Wow, you're... you're still real. I can't believe you're home.

[hansongames-blog]

Kian, babe, you’re gonna stress yourself to death. Honestly, colleges aren’t as picky as people make them seem. Like, I got into a bunch of schools that my parents made me apply to and you have a lot more potential than I do. I mean… I don’t plan on ever going to any of those schools, but still. There are so many scholarship opportunities out there and you’re bound to get one if you apply. Just be confident, okay? And yes, I’m sure. You know that all I want in life is for everyone that I care about to be happy and for Pokemon to come to life, so you not being ready to have sex is not going to put me down. At all.

  I know you wouldn’t ask for anything like that, but it just sucks knowing that you’re in that situation and I can’t do anything about it. Don’t worry about spending time with me when your family is counting on you, Kian. I think a job is a little bit more important than playing video games with your boyfriend, but I get it. Of course I think you’re special! You’re special to me and to Ryan and to your siblings— and you could be special to a ton of other people, but we’re just the lucky ones who get to have you and see how cool you are. If you think you can be better than who you are now, then whoever you plan on becoming must be pretty fucking awesome. It’s not a problem, Kian. I love you, too. 

[babykian]

Okay. I believe you. I'm going to still try really hard. I'm going to have a really good scholarship and I'm going to go to a really good school, and I'm going to have a really good boyfriend to be there for me. Why don't you go to a school if you applied places? So, thanks. I'm just not comfortable in general. Wait, Pokemon aren't real? Uh, well, okay. Thanks. I-I want to, though. Like, I don't want you to be confused about that. I really, really want to.

I know. But thank you so much. I don't physically have enough time in the day for a job. I'm living off of government money, which isn't great, but it's whatever.I can't stop hanging out with you, though. Well, not like-- I just need to hang out with you because you're the only thing that takes my mind off of things. When things get bad, you make me feel so much better about myself. You're the only thing in my life that is always about me, and as selfish as that is, I can afford to be a little selfish. I think I can be really great if you help me. I'm really lucky to the people in my life that I do, and i'm really happy that it's you that I'm dating. Hey, can we play Pokemon soon? I'm in the mood for a Hanson day. Like, a cuddle Hanson day. One that involves making out and popcorn.

[hansongames-blog]

Kian, I doubt skipping a few classes every now and then is going to stop you from getting into college. You’re intelligent and responsible and like, all of the other things that universities look into when going over applications. You’ll be fine. I like what we do too, Kian, that’s why I said that if we get to that point then it’d be awesome, but I’m not saying that we have to. Having sex with me isn’t going to show me that you love me, because I already know that you do, and it’s really not that important, alright? I have Ryan for that, anyway. Just don’t worry about it, Ki. We’re fine how we are and I don’t want you to be uncomfortable. I just want you happy. 

Only for special occasions and stuff, but yeah… I mean, it’s annoying to me, though. I don’t know. I guess because I’ve never really had to worry about the stuff that you worry about, I kind of forget that those problems even exist. I obviously knew that your family situation wasn’t the greatest, but maybe I didn’t realize how bad it was? Like, you and your siblings deserve so much better and I just wish I could help you guys out. I know you don’t have a lot of spare time, but have you thought about getting a job? That would probably make a huge impact, y’know? But I’m not exactly sure why you are the way you are, but I would assume that it’s because the world just needed a little extra something, so you were created. You’re special and awesome and I wish you wouldn’t be so hard on yourself. 

[babykian]

But I need to be better than that, Hanson! I need them to want me, not me to want them. I can't afford college, so I need scholarships, and I need to still take care of Michael and Haley. Are you sure? I don't want to keep you wanting something that I can't give you... yet. And we all know that I'd bottom because I don't think I could physically please you in that way. Of course I'm going to worry. I need to make sure you're happy. 

I don't need you to help, Hanson. You're just there for me, and that's all the help I need, you know? I just need to make sure you support me. Of course I need money, that would just be nice and convenient, but I would never expect you to help me in that way. Yeah, I don't like talking about it-- especially to you because I know you'll like, feel bad for me. Don't do that. I have thought about getting a job, but I have absolutely no time. With college applications, taking care of the kids and the house, being with you... I don't have any time. I would exhaust myself. Y-You think I'm special? Wow-- um, thanks, Hanson. You're amazing, you know? I'm hard on myself because I know I can do better. I know-- I know I can be better than I am, and make my life better. It'll take a little while, but it's doable. Thank you for sticking with me, though. Love you.

[hansongames-blog]

Okay, seriously… when the fuck have I ever ordered a chicken sandwich instead of nuggets? You’re definitely making that up, because it hasn’t happened. I’d never break our twenty-with-piece-honey-mustard-and-barbecue tradition. Aw, you’re my little rebel. Cute. Well, yeah.. I mean, I’ve never thought of our relationship to be just about sex. I just like being with you and having fun, so yeah. That’s what we do, but don’t say stuff like that. If we ever get to the point where you wanna do it, then that’d be awesome and I would like it, so shut up. You work yourself up too much.

I’m glad. What? It’s not too much, at all. I swear you wouldn’t be bothering anyone, Kian. My parents have people over all the time for dinner parties and they like.. hire people to cook for us, so I don’t know what makes this any different. You deserve it, anyway. Like, I have all this stupid material shit that I don’t need and you can’t even take care of your siblings, so it’s annoying and unfair. Ask them what they’d like to eat and I’ll make sure we get it, okay? I don’t really care if you want it or not, because it’ll happen either way. 

[babykian]

Okay, maybe that was Ryan. It happened once and I wasn't happy with sharing a sandwich. I need to stop skipping, though. I need to make it into college so I can move out of here. Oh, well, that's good to know. I don't want our relationship to revolve around sex, either. It's fun, I guess. Like, what we do, but I don't really want to anything further than what we've done... like, eventually? But not now. I need to explore myself first, with that... I mean. I just assume I'd bottom and I need to figure that out. I work myself up because it's important, you know? I love you and I want to show you I love you, so I want it to be the best. It won't be, but I'm hoping it will eventually.

You hire people to cook for you? I mean, it's not annoying... it's unfair, but it's the cards we're dealt. We're completely different, Hanson. You're from money and have everything you've ever wanted, and I have to buy things from a food bank because my own family won't. I'm only sixteen and I have to take care of two other kids that aren't mine. Your family might not be around a lot, but at least they're making a difference in the world. Mine are the ones that everyone talks about who 'ruin America'-- the criminals and drug addicts. My family is made up of whores and crackheads and then I was produced. I can't even have sex wit my long-term boyfriend because I'm scared. I don't cuss because it makes me feel gross. Can you explain that to me? Why am I like this, Hanson?

[hansongames-blog]

Yes, I think it’s okay, because I like kissing you more than I like sitting at home alone. Plus— I don’t do it all the time, just on the days that you tell me you aren’t doing much in your classes and I want someone to eat McDonald’s with. You think so? I like making out in my car, too. Gives me a reason to keep it kind of clean, because clutter causes obstacles and we don’t have time for that. Well, I wasn’t saying that you had to get super drunk, but if you wanted to, then you could. Obviously. Ha, aw. I knew what you meant, I’m just an asshole and wanted to hear you say it. Love you. 

Cool. And you should expect them, because I’ll make it my priority to give you as many kisses as possible without being annoying, sound good? I know… I’m sorry, Ki. How about you bring them to my house for dinner sometime? You know you’re welcome whenever and my parents would be more than fine with a few little guests. I just want you to be happy and healthy and same with the kids.

[babykian]

I do enjoy going to get McDonalds with you and stuff. Only when you buy me nuggets, I don't like when you change things and get like, chicken sandwiches. Ew. I love making out in your car, it makes me feel like... rebellious or something. I don't know, you make me feel really good when we make out because you make me laugh and we just make it nice and not all about sex. I like that. Especially since you don't really pressure me on that. I'm working on it, okay? But I don't think you'd want to have sex with me because I'm small and I don't know-- you wouldn't like it. I probably wouldn't either. 

It won't be annoying. It's sweet. I'm already looking forward to it, and it hasn't even started yet. Oh-- I-I couldn't ask you to do that. That's too much, Hanson. I don't know, they're a little much. And I don't want to bother your parents into making more food than usual. It's okay, though. I appreciate the offer. We'll be okay. 

[hansongames-blog]

Aw, it’s nice to hear that my face is cute. Not saying that I don’t ever hear it, but I like when you say it. ‘Cause you’re the king of cute, so it must be legit if it’s coming from you. I didn’t say it was a bad thing, it’s just true. I mean, I get to pick you up from school in the middle of the day if I’m feeling sick and need a cuddle. So, that’s a plus. Uh… I didn’t think so, but maybe? Sounds like a plan, babe. We’ll have to think of some really good activities to do at said parties, because I love getting trashed and then playing games. I think it makes me less competitive. I love America’s Next Top Model, holy shit. Like, when they have to walk in ten inch heels that are two sizes too small for them, on a runway covered in water, while they’re getting  flower petals dropped on them… so entertaining. What? Kian, I’m honestly so confused.. What don’t you swallow? 

Okay, good. I just wanted to make sure that it wasn’t anything serious, because we never really have any problems between the three of us and when something comes up I get nervous. I’m happy with more kisses, though. I didn’t realize I wasn’t giving enough. I mean… yeah, I can’t deny that. I’ve only tried cooking a few things in my day and I can admit that none of them were successful in the slightest. Which is one reason why I have every takeout restaurant in town on speed dial. Thanks for the reassurance though, Ki. 

[babykian]

Picking me up from school takes away from my education, but I guess it's okay if you do it. I like kissing you more than I like algebra, so I guess it's okay, isn't it? It makes me feel like... dirty, though. Knowing I'm in your car, making out or doing something else when I should be in school is like, really hot. I've never been really drunk, but maybe we need to change that? I'd much rather get drunk with you than anyone else. Yeah, it's a great show. Hanson! Stop! You know exactly what I mean. I don't-- I don't swallow a lot of things. Like, dirty-- cum. Like cum, Hanson. Shut up. 

No, nothing is wrong. You're still awesome, I'm glad you're happy with that, I am too. I expect them now. Don't worry though, you're still my number one. My grandma doesn't really cook either, um, she kind of leaves me to do it for Michael and Haley. I don't like it because it's a lot, and I don't... have money most of the time. But that's good-- speed dial, I mean. yeah, no problem. 

[hansongames-blog]

Okay, it’s not that rare that I’m sweet to you, is it? I’m a pretty sappy guy. Sometimes. You’re not little, but you’re little-ish… You’re younger than me, so that’s part of it. I don’t know— you’re just cute. Into childr— Kian! Who the hell do you take me for? I may be into adorable little shits like you, but I’m not a pervert. Anyway, yeah, that’s a good idea. He deserves a party, no matter how exciting his life might already be. Aw, I know, but we’ll have our three-way cuddle back soon. I hope so, at least. Don’t swallow what? Sorry, I think you’ve lost me. Please explain. 

No, it’s not a problem, at all. I just feel kind of shitty now, ‘cause you’re saying all of this stuff that you aren’t satisfied with and it’s obviously my fault. I can’t really think of much that I’d like to change, but that doesn’t make you rude. I’m just happy as long as you’re happy and everything. Alright, that’s definitely a reasonable request. I’m not sure you want me to cook for you, though, because that might end in hospitalization, but I get it.  

[babykian]

No, you do cute stuff. I like cute stuff, and cute faces, and you definitely have that. I'm like, a year and a half younger... okay, like two years, but you know, it's not that bad. Hey, I didn't mean it in a pervert way! Aren't people like... into that? As a kink. Or something. But yeah, I'll help you throw a party! We can invite all of his friends and family and stuff. It'll be really nice and he'll probably love it since he loves everything else we do for him. Then after the party, we can all cuddle in bed and watch reruns of America's Next Top Model. Don't swallow... stuff. You know what I mean. Stop trying to make me say it, because I gag! And you never warn me about it! It's so rude. You act like I have a sixth sense to know when you're going to finish or something. 

No, don't feel bad! You're awesome and I want to cuddle you constantly. I'm probably just needy. I'm really happy with you, I just want more kisses, I don't need them. It's just a request, nothing special. Well, okay, how about a 'I'm taking a shower, come with me' kiss instead? I like that option, too. A lot more than cooking for me because at least we won't die, and can actually enjoy it. I'd die eating something you made, I'm sure. S'okay, Hanson, we're all good at something. Comic books and being cute are the things you're good at.

[hansongames-blog]

Nope, I could never. You’re very special to me, Kian and I’d definitely rather try and please you than go looking for someone else who’s into my weird interests. I like reading comics with you too and you so are little. Even if you’re physically not that small, you’re still little to me. Like a child, almost. Yeah, I guess we will. I’d say we could have a party to welcome him back whenever he comes home, but I’m selfish and don’t want to share him with his other friends. I know, once you’re used to having two people to cuddle, it’s weird just having one. I’m glad you enjoy it, because I know I do. You’d swallow if it was chocolate, wouldn’t you?

I know he is and I totally agree. I shouldn’t be too sad about it. Are you sure you’re not the one who’s planning on breaking up with me, though? It doesn’t seem like you’re too happy with the way I’ve been treating you recently or something, but yes, I can definitely kiss you more if that’s what you’d like. And you are cute, so I guess you deserve it.

[babykian]

Okay, good. You're important to me too, Hanson. Aw, you're getting sappy, how sweet. Stop. I'm not little. I went through puberty, okay? And a growth spurt! A child? Are you into that? Maybe we can throw one after he's been home a few days, that way we can spend a lot of time with him. I like being between you guys, it's nice. I guess that's the only time I like being the baby, when you coddle me like one. S'sweet. Um, yes. But I don't swallow... you know. That. 

What? No, of course not! I don't want to break up with you at all. I'm just saying a few changes could be made, and I'm not as happy as before. Okay, that's a lie-- like, I was never not happy, I'm just telling you more things I'd like. That's not a problem, is it? I-I-- you can tell me some, too. Unless you're completely happy, then I'm just rude. Okay, well, I just want more kisses. More meaningful kisses that mean more than just like... a goodbye or a hello. I want a 'I made you something to eat, come enjoy it with me' kiss. 

[hansongames-blog]

Kian, why would I break up with for telling me that you’re uncomfortable? I really don’t think I’m that big of a dickhead, but maybe I’m wrong. Try using your noggin a bit more, little one. Sorry, though. I’ll stop with the grabbing and stuff. Right, well, who even knows when that’s gonna happen? He’s like… too famous for us now or something. I miss him lots, though. Aw, that’s cute. I love to know that you enjoy licking various things off of my body. Keeps me confident. Oh…. okay. Yes, being naked together. I can do that. Definitely a pun, though. 

No. Well, yes. I mean.. we text sometimes and he tries to call me when he can, but obviously he’s busy and stuff, so conversations usually get cut short. It sucks, but I’m like, beyond happy for him. It’s worth it. 

[babykian]

I don't know. Maybe you'd find someone else that would enjoy it more than I do. I like sitting with you and reading comics and stuff. But sometimes you want more, and I guess that's okay. Hey! I'm not little. I miss him too, but we'll just have to give him lots of fun things when he gets home. I miss being in the middle of the cuddle, ugh. Now I just have you and it's not as warm as it used to be. I enjoy licking a lot of different stuff off your body, yeah. Except I don't swallow. 

He's such a special guy, and he deserves all his success, you kow? He'll come back to us. They always do. When he does, he'll be well traveled and even more beautiful than before. Hey, speaking of being beautiful, can you kiss me more often? I like being kissed and you only do it when you want to, and I'm annoyed. Kiss me more, damn it. I'm cute and need reassurance. 

[hansongames-blog]

Aw. Kian, I’m sorry. Like, if you would have told me this whenever it started bothering you, I totally would have stopped immediately. This is the type of stuff you’ve gotta communicate about when you’re in a relationship, you know? I’ll treat you like an egg from now own. A really cute egg. Yeah, alright, I guess it’s usually more likely than not that my hands have some sort of cheese product on them, but it’s never proven to be a problem, has it? Hey, you’re using the ‘R’ word and he’s not here. Don’t do that. It’s sad. Nerdy and weird? Sounds like a perfect partner if you’re asking me, which you’re not, but I thought we were both nerdy and weird, so this is unfair, really. Fine, no princesses, whatever. What would make you happy, sweetie? We can be normal if you’d like.

[babykian]

It's okay, I'm telling you now. I didn't want to bring it up randomly because I just thought you'd break up with me or something. You just have a really hard grip, you can't control that, I guess. I am using the R word, and guess what? It's not a bad word to use. He's going to come back soon, and we'll give him lots of kisses when he comes back, right? Right. Okay, I love licking the cheese off your fingers when they do taste like cheese, so it's okay. I enjoy licking chocolate off you more, though. Can we just have sex like a normal couple? I don't want to have to suck your dick through holes in costumes anymore. Being naked would be better. I want to be naked with you, is that so hard? That's not a pun, either. 

Have you heard from him? Ryan, I mean.

[hansongames-blog]

I mean, you could have just said that… You’re getting all serious as if I commited a crime or something. I’ll be more gentle with you, babe. I was just kidding around, who gives a shit about the costume? You’re a fragile little thing and I don’t wanna hurt you. You know that, right? And shut the fuck up, okay? My fingers aren’t always cheesy, so bye. Also, if it weren’t for me, you’d still be chilling at the back of the library by yourself everyday after school. But nope, now you have me to keep you company. What— Don’t "Hanson" me. I think you’d look cute as Princess Peach! Besides, you just said you bruise like one, anyway. You’ll be perfect for the part. 

[babykian]

Just a little bit, okay? I'm not trying to be serious, but sometimes I wake up with bruises on places I didn't even know could be bruised. Do you know how many are on my butt? Too many. They are always cheesy, don't fight me on that. If it's not pizza cheese, it's from puffs. Don't lie to me on that, you're a cheesy guy. Yeah, and I liked the library by myself, thanks! And no, it wasn't you it was Ryan. We kiss and got hot chocolate, remember? I like being with you, don't get me wrong. You're just nerdy and weird and it gets weird. For the love of everything... Hanson. No, I'm not playing Princess Peach. Can't we do something I want to do? What about we play ourselves and I actually get to just be myself. I'll tie you up or something. Why can't we be a normal couple, ugh.

[hansongames-blog]

Yeah, whatever. Do you think we could sue the company that we ordered them from? Like, you know… for giving us shitty quality stuff. I mean, I can be a lot less handsy if you’d like me do. I don’t have to touch you, at all. I went eighteen years without physical contact and I think I’d be fine without it again. You’re not forgiven yet, but don’t even bother sewing it. I have something new for us planned, anyway.

[babykian]

It's nice quality stuff, that's the problem. You're rough with me, and I told you that, but you didn't believe me. I bruise like a peach, Hanson. Stop, you know what I mean. I like being touched a lot, but not manhandled. I'm small and delicate, and I don't do rough well. Yeah, because no one wanted to be touched by your cheesy fingers. I like it though, and I don't know why. You're appealing. Gross. Something new? Like, what? Am I a girl again? Hanson. 

[hansongames-blog]

Kian, what the fuck? I’m not mad, but you really need to take care of that stuff. It’s important— and don’t blame it on me, okay? I didn’t do anything. And don’t try to suck up either. That’s lame.

[babykian]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to. It was your fault! You're the one who got grabby with it, not me. Maybe you should stop getting so handsy. Of course I'm going to suck up, it's what I do. I suck a lot on you, so why can't I suck up to you? Please forgive me. I'll sew it myself if I have to. 

[babykian]

Okay, don't be mad, please. But I think I ripped my Zelda costume from the last time we messed around, and there's a hole in the leg that is quite honestly not my fault. That's all you. So, don't get angry. Um, you're cute? Kiss me?