5sos But Make It Existential Crisis

What even is this blog anymore? 5SOS //// PSA: The Only Reason Live fucking slaps okay

[bandsanitizer]

5sos is just so ????? chaotic ???? like how do they function???? how does this band work???

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[kindahoping4forever]

Tomorrow's forecast: Calum Hood wakes to find the band's Twitter password has been changed without his knowledge 😂

[kindahoping4forever]

More gems from tonight's Twitter adventure

[rosecoloredash-deactivated20240]

Ashton at Q102's iHeartRadio Jingle Ball / Credits to Gilbert Carrasquillo

[pugs]

[brown-nena]

Gymnastics

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

[jesssicabrown-deactivated201711]

is this liam hemsworth?

[firedrill]

[thebootydiaries]

Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!

Dunkin' Donuts Manager: I'm sorry sir we don't open until 5

[fearlessbandito]

✧( ु•⌄• )◞◟( •⌄• ू )✧

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

[thebootydiaries]

ACTUALLY, trump killed osama bin laden and rebuilt the twin towers and ended terrorism you idiot. I wouldn’t expect you to know that though since you’re brainwashed by liberal feminist snowflake media. Read some ACTUAL news. Grow up. Here’s the article: theonion. com/trump-kills-os

[spectrometrie]

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

[shadowpeoplearejerks]

The Great Gatsby

[sam1tron]

[actualhumansunshine]

watermelon sugar (2019), harry styles:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thepeoplesmanifesto]

Schools: don’t teach those skills anymore

Stuff: is made to not be repairable

Tools & Materials: are priced as a luxury

Working Hours: have expanded to take up a lot of people’s whole day and weekends

Wages: have stagnated so that everyone has to work full time

“News” media: Your dad is better at DIY than you, ya dick!

[redfeathered]

lets not forget:

Your parents: have never actually taught you any of those things either

[racialized]

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

[thexfiles]

Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*

[ineffablebadwolf]

Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*

My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn't even happen