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Ask/RP for Hazbin hotel/Helluva boss character "Mischka"Selective 18+ dark themes ahead (main is dustedcherrilips)

[babyschka]

(Hey guys, i’m over at @iconoclastunleashed for those of you wondering!)

[babyschka]

(Hey guys, i’m over at @iconoclastunleashed for those of you wondering!)

[babyschka]

(Hey guys, i’m over at @iconoclastunleashed for those of you wondering!)

[justiceleague]

Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker.

[babyschka]

“Anyone lookin’ for a bit of fun tonight?”

[babyschka]

“Anyone lookin’ for a bit of fun tonight?”

[blitzzzzzz]

@blitzo

[iconoclastunleashed-deactivated]

                                     ᵂʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦˢ ᴳᵒᵈ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ᵐᵒˢᵗ                            ᵂʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰˢ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵃʳᵗʰ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᶦᵗᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ʳᵒᵇᵉˢ                              ᴴᵉˡˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᶦᵗˢ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ, ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉˡˡᵒʷ                                   ᴬᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒˡᵈ, ᵗʰᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉˡᵉˢˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˢᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵘˡˢ

[ar-regium-noctua]

Like This For A Starter

[babyschka]

"I beg your pardon, but could I pay for sssome of your time...?" (shysecludedsnake)

“My, my,  my,  aren’t you  just the most adorable   spaghetti    noodle   i   ever did see.”  

Missy’s eyes trail aaaall the way from the tip of his tail to the top of his head, taking in the sight of his illustrious scales and impeccable fashion sense. This one might turn out to be alright. 

Hopefully.

“Sure thing, sweetheart. What are ya in the market for?”

@shysecludedsnake

[babyschka]

X

[vhsmeme]

* waking up starters

send a symbol for your muse to wake mine by:

☀️ opening the curtains or blinds

🤗 touching their face

🧦 shaking their foot

🧡 kissing their forehead

🌤️ kissing their nose

💘 kissing their cheek

🌅 running a hand through their hair

🥞 bringing them breakfast in bed

🍳 cooking breakfast

🛌🏻 yanking the covers off them

🎵 playing music

[startshxtwithme]

What is the cutest headcanon you have for my muse?

[vhsmeme]

send 🤓 to bite my muse

[babyschka]

(Gonna hop over onto my Al account for a few @hartinruins )

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[babyschka]

"You know, if you don't gimme a smooch right now, I'm probably gonna die."

[tiredangelmist]

“Not sure if a smooch would be the best idea, Misch, but will ya settle for cuddles?” Angel Mist asked, holding his hands out to her so she could jump into his arms if she wished.

[babyschka]

"Cuddles with you? How could i possibly resist Angie."

Her noodly tail winds itself snuggly around one of his legs, and she flutters up into his arms, hooking her legs around his midsection, in order to keep herself firmly in place.

"You're so much sweet'a than any of ya look-alikes, y'know."

[tiredangelmist]

“Don’t let anyone else hear ya say that, Misch, or else people might start thinking I’ve gone soft,” the spider demon said with a chuckle, wrapping his arms around her to hold her close.

“Besides, I can’t exactly turn away one of my favorite imps when she’s hungry,” he added, moving one hand to ruffle her hair playfully.

[babyschka]

"It's true. The otha spiders are always so mean t'me. You ain't like that, tho. Not even a lil' bit."

Missy sighs softly, wings folding into a resting position against the slight curve of her back. Valentino might be able to sustain her appetite with his presence alone, but feeding off him is a totally different experience. Like an all you can eat buffet--filling but ... impersonal. Angel Mist's sensual energy is more akin to a home cooked meal, meticulously prepared with love and care.

She hooks her arms around his shoulders and gives them a little squeeze.