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[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[bacalaofresco]

hay veces en las que apetece un chocolatito... pero todo lo que necesitas es una banana... y seguir con tu día...

[yodaprod]

Motorola Memo Classic (1997)

[bacalaofresco]

AGUANTE TAMBLER CARAJO

[brandneweyescd]

rb to explode

[mi--corazon]

[comment-tube]

[bacalaofresco]

su único red flag es estar interesada en mí

[bacalaofresco]

los quiero mis bebés

[bacalaofresco]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[bacalaofresco]

no we dont

[screenshotsofdespair]

[bacalaofresco]

cult classic

[bacalaofresco]

[bacalaofresco]

estamos cocinados

[bacalaofresco]

[bacalaofresco]

cómo es que recién veo esto csm increíble jajajaja

[socialmaya]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

[finnglas]

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

[galladegamer]

[headspace-hotel]

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

[purkinje-effect]

[dragoninahumancostume]

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

[iota-andromedae]

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS