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What Should The Bachelor Call Me

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Shawn's refusal to say Nick's name is probably my favorite thing ever

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The Cranberries are a very specific and odd favorite band. Maybe they're Canadian?

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How many Bens are still there? Why are there so many Bens?

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God, Chris Cupcake, remind us some more that you're a dentist

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Chris Harrison: Not a great poet

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"Sitting on the couch?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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I am currently hiding behind my couch pillow and plugging my ears

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Ugh ABC nobody wants to hear ANY of this

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Good thing pre-sex dinner is in a church

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It's not called "Riverdancing" damnit

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Nick your pants are too tight. Nick, your pants.

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Awkward haircuts are made even more awkward when you get them for no reason

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ABC, enough with the cliffhangers!

This is not how this show works!

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If I'd bought tickets for Aladdin on Broadway and had to watch the dentist I'd be pretty pissed

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I'm really unimpressed with the guys' lack of knowledge of Disney lyrics

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Ashley I must be losing her mind right now

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Oh wow, we haven't seen poetry this good since Chris wrote nursery rhymes for Des