Creation Station

Every AU you never asked for but got anyway. This is the dumping ground for two users with too much creativity, and clearly too much time on our hands - or paws. 

[wendigoruble-deactivated2023121]

Fandom: What is that monstrosity?

Jack: Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Antisepticeye. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct… to destroy everything he touches! Ha ha ha ha!

Fandom: So it IS a monster.

Jack: Eh, just a little one

[themarginalthinker]

Fandom: Calm ourselves. Perhaps he can be reasoned with. Antiepticeye… Give us some sign you understand any of this.  Anti: Fandom: Show us there is something inside of you that is good! Anti:

Fandom: So naughty….

[glitch-in-the-code]

Wilford: The bike broke in half

DA: CHANGE!

Wilford: The bike was jello the whole time!

Dark: Hurry, we have to eat it. We have to get rid of the evidence.

DA: CHANGE!

Wilford: WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THE BODIES!

DA: CHANGE!

Wilford: WE HAVE TO KILL YOUR WIFE!

[glitch-in-the-code]

Wilford: Read this

Dark: I do?

Wilford: HE SAID YES!!

[doubleinky]

Thank you @beerecordings for posting your fantastic Fae!Anti headcanons!

I had an absolute blast making this <3

[markipwiwer]

Darkiplier: My morning routine includes sitting on my bed for thirty minutes thinking about how tired I am.

[alien-queen-amy]

Abe: Is that a gun?

Wilford: It is! It’s where I keep my bullets!

[wendigoruble-deactivated2023121]

“Sometimes things..Don’t work out. Now we always want to change the past and say it didn’t happen, that’s a given for anyone who felt they were… Say wronged or embarrassed. But I’ve tried to change it! Believe me I have..But I can only run.”

-warfstache

[back-to-drawing-board]

Be good, daddy's gonna go get shitfaced.

Wilford Warfstache

[wendigoruble-deactivated2023121]

Some Wilford in casual clothes

[back-to-drawing-board]

He wore an ittsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polkadot bakkini -- Sketch and linework done by mod Ruble, coloring done by me it’s still summer so I’m legally allowed to post this shhhhh

[markipwiwer]

Wilford Warfstache: I have a bath bomb from Lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it.

[back-to-drawing-board]

I wish 

I was a fictional character 

So someone

Could write me a happy ending.

[back-to-drawing-board]

Mark: You want a piece of gum?

Wilford: If I do its only because I'm predestined to want a piece..

Mark, chewing his gum: Wow that's deep... So anyways you want a piece?

Wilford: Yes.

[back-to-drawing-board]

Even more gremlin bois

[back-to-drawing-board]

Adorable

[markipwiwer]

The Host: My emotions are like fine wine.

Wilford: How’s that?

The Host: They stay bottled for years to come and can kill if opened incorrectly.

[back-to-drawing-board]

More Gremlin bois