Fandom: What is that monstrosity?
Jack: Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Antisepticeye. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct… to destroy everything he touches! Ha ha ha ha!
Fandom: So it IS a monster.
Jack: Eh, just a little one
Fandom: Calm ourselves. Perhaps he can be reasoned with. Antiepticeye… Give us some sign you understand any of this. Anti: Fandom: Show us there is something inside of you that is good! Anti:
Fandom: So naughty….















