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adam hann dilf era

thewanderingmillennial

Very important.

mementomirare

Original artwork by E Moss

made these in like 2014 and never posted them, enjoy

#the 1975 #drive like i do

cecilialisbon

me, beating my abandonment issues over the head with a stick: NOT! EVERYTHING! IS! ABOUT! YOU!

#a mood #all I do on here is reblog myself

the signs as quotes from my high school diary

aries: "also, vodka is not that bad"

taurus: "can't his exes work at non-public jobs, like an office or something? i'm tired of seeing them"

gemini: "i'm becoming an adult, which was a bad idea on my part"

cancer: "apparently, she gives head like a cheese grater"

leo: "if he's my boyfriend, i'll have to like, shave my legs in the winter and stuff. effort much? relationships are like so not easy"

virgo: "this daylight savings time got me fucked up"

libra: "he said it was between 6 and 7 inches. i mean, it doesn't sound like much when you think about it initially but goddamn that's the size of a Subway sandwich"

scorpio: "officially, we're just 'friends,' which i'm handling quite well thank you very much"

sagittarius: "regardless, i'd suck his dick"

capricorn: "look, i might not be the most sexually experienced person but i've read enough smutty fan fiction that i could probably figure out what i was doing"

aquarius: "if he was my boyfriend, we'd just touch all the time. not nasty touch, but you know what i mean"

pisces: "imagine all the things we could do if we went to a hotel together, like eat the continental breakfast together"