Backrooms Brain

in ze backrooms

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[patronums-deactivated20231125]

I say weird shit and have incredible tits

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[menofprogress]

I love Jayce so much, hes my darling, my little bitch, my cutie patootie, my angy teddy bear.

You see him and youre like, ah, so this is the onedimensional, boring, handsome main guy, but oh no. My boys got layers.

Hes so pretty and buff, but has distinct ugly duckling energy. Hes so popular, but seemingly has 4 friends, one of which is his mom and another one is his adoptive sister. Hes obsessed with magic to the point it worries people. He likes being the little spoon. Hes a worrier. Hes a hugger and loves physical contact, but never uses his physique to overwhelm people. Hes a genius. He bagged the most beautiful woman in piltover without even trying. He would do ANYTHING for the people he loves. Hes quick to lose his temper and lashes out but hes even quicker to apologise and grovel. He built himself a cool looking hammer to honour his family legacy and hes not even that good at using it. All his muscles come from manual labour. He lets his own popularity get to his head and is severely humbled for it. He got put in a position of power and his sense of justice immediately got the better of him. Hes like 80% legs. Hes the corniest dude youve ever seen. Hes not good at reading social queues which makes people think hes simple or easily lead, but he actually just really likes getting instructions. Him and Viktor matching each others freak almost ended the world. Hes so polite and proper but also a massive bitch when overstimulated or annoyed at someone. Hes very stubborn and not immune to ignoring peoples wishes because he thinks he knows better. Hes a bit vain, but by the end of the story he fully doesnt give a shit about his looks or other peoples opinions anymore. Hes deeply traumatised and volatile after returning from the abyss, but his first priority is still to keep his promises. Hes so afraid, but he would never abandon his best friend. Hes so cute, i want to eat him.

[silky-selkie]

[estuschan]

As promised, I'm torturing the Fereldans again

[tautline-hitch]

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[artbyflor]

happily ever after

(or, what i imagine happened immediately post canon)

[backroomsbrain]

In another life I might have been there.

And I keep waiting for them to reach out, insanity or kindness? Am I crazy for expecting bare minimum human decency? because I keep trying to fight against all thoughts that this person is not inherently a *bad* person, but actions are screaming. Intellectually, I am over it. The brain just keeps going at it.

I should've realized something was up when they started using terms of endearment so. Fucking. Fast.

I should've acknowledged that the fact that they wanted to define the relationship so much was not proportional to the amount of effort they put into it, not even in the platonic aspects. I should've listened to myself when I consistently felt uncomfortable with the way things were going. The effort was never proportional, and they were not who they said they were.

[lonelyboyjan2006]

Nothing here needs solving, but it keeps presenting problems.

[backroomsbrain]

[backroomsbrain]

I don't hate you but I hope you fail horribly at everything you try

[22even]

This is where I post from btw if you even care

[l0mlyg1rls]

Yum

[veryluckyclovers]

backrooms date night

[inkwish]

they're plotting

[jaynovz]

[ ID: An illustration of two grackles sitting on adjacent branches in front of greenery. They are both saying "Heh Heh Heh" / End ID ]