fantasy RPG meme vault

inquisitor quinn trevelyan is the loml (beware: mean lawyer bitch)

[chernychnyi]

cullen & anders definitely had beef

[ileolai]

happy pride, here is the entire summary of what it means to be ‘’visibly queer’’ to me, watch the Birdcage

[ileolai]

#it’s so wild how in retrospect this character is not a man#wearing a suit is effectively crossdressing#like this is a portrayal of a kind of genderqueer identity that is really common in the usamerican m4m cultural space#but that never gets acknowledged as actually genderqueer. and attempting to do so is read as an insult to the person in question

you get it

[telumendils]

"average person takes down 100 machines per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person takes down 0 machines per year. Machine Hunters Georg, who lives in the wilds & takes down over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[jediexile]

The Hinterlands [1/?]

[moghedien]

There should be a Josephine romance scene where you take her on a date in Val Royeaux and there is a montage of all the different things you do together, and in every clip Leliana is somewhere in the background in a different bad disguise

[aiboneida]

I woke up last night at 1 am and couldn’t fall asleep again so I just drew Cullen for an hour in the dark with some crayola markers and a gel pen.

[thyminee]

[rageofages]

There’s plenty in Orzammar and the Deep Roads to irritate any gamer.  Political games, endless darkspawn, no good decisions, and mediocre loot unless you go around your elbow to get to your knee.  But there’s only one thing that actually pisses me off, and that’s Kardol’s warning: “Drunks make poor allies.”

Oghren has lost almost everything to Branka, and what little he has left he gives up to follow the Warden, the person who (very likely) killed his wife.  He follows you to the surface.  He follows you against the Blight when the rest of his people just shrug and say, “Better you than us.”  He follows you to Amaranthine, to take the Joining so he can stay by your side.  He helps you kill the Mother and the Architect, and helps defend some worthless human city besides.

In Orzammar, people have two adjectives to describe him: drunk and worthless.  Once you pull him out of that cesspool, he’s still a drunk, but everyone recognises what he really is: ferocious.  He’s one of the best damned fighters in Ferelden, maybe the world.

I just have a lot of Oghren feels, okay?

[vulvalini]

if i am stuck with you on an enclosed form of transportation and you insist on using your phone on speaker, just know that (a) i hate you because you’re a selfish dick, and (b) i WILL narc on you to the driver if they give me the chance.

and mine has now twice, when making SPECIFIC announcements about “do not keep your neighbor from sleeping with your phone noise.” i’m about to go full white lady

….gotta love sitting two seats ahead of an asshole who apparently didn’t bring headphones for a 10+ hour greyhound ride. i have asked him to turn his youtube bullshit down TWICE now (“oh…. is it too loud?”), he just had an entire shouting conversation on speakerphone, and i’m not fuckin playin anymore. we are FOUR HOURS away from our final destination. i cannot and will not deal with this guy’s shit anymore

is this what people have become? stars of their own little movies? and can i start biting them yet???

(and meanwhile, two seats in front of me: an older man, holding the phone to his ear like a normal human and speaking at a normal volume. jesus.)

[vulvalini]

older man decided to facetime his wife at top volume. i’m going to fart on the next person to wake me up from a nap

[vulvalini]

if i am stuck with you on an enclosed form of transportation and you insist on using your phone on speaker, just know that (a) i hate you because you’re a selfish dick, and (b) i WILL narc on you to the driver if they give me the chance.

and mine has now twice, when making SPECIFIC announcements about “do not keep your neighbor from sleeping with your phone noise.” i’m about to go full white lady

….gotta love sitting two seats ahead of an asshole who apparently didn’t bring headphones for a 10+ hour greyhound ride. i have asked him to turn his youtube bullshit down TWICE now (“oh…. is it too loud?”), he just had an entire shouting conversation on speakerphone, and i’m not fuckin playin anymore. we are FOUR HOURS away from our final destination. i cannot and will not deal with this guy’s shit anymore

is this what people have become? stars of their own little movies? and can i start biting them yet???

(and meanwhile, two seats in front of me: an older man, holding the phone to his ear like a normal human and speaking at a normal volume. jesus.)

[vulvalini]

holy shit am i glad i looked up a guide to T breaks…. i have been having the most disturbing, extended, detailed dreams of my life for the past week

apparently it’s part of the rem cycle returning to its normal pattern but. man, i don’t wike it

[plant-flowers-not-trash]

I fucking love Anders so much

[ndrs]

Breaking News: Local Apawstate vandalises Cardboard Chantry

[capinejghafa]

papa's here

SINNERS (2025) dir. RYAN COOGLER

[gremlininho]

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[landsccape]