fantasy RPG meme vault

inquisitor quinn trevelyan is the loml (beware: mean lawyer bitch)

[chernychnyi]

cullen & anders definitely had beef

[aeducans-deactivated20200115]

video game challenge: 3/14 characters ↳ Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age)

[thyminee]

Boomer and Delah

[mythals-whore]

i need u guys to be posting more davrook NOW

[vulvalini]

omgomgomgomg

if your warden-commander is a noble who marries alistair, he shows up to vigil’s keep as King of Ferelden and greets her solemnly as “dear wife,” and she can tease back “dear husband”

and THEN he bids her adieu by slowly, affectionately kissing her cheek. they are BOTH blushing when he steps away.

….seriously aliwarden is always High Chivalry, but this is ace heaven. the man wouldn’t fuck till they were married (because it was meaningful to him??!! augh chantryboy, i’m so sorry about the morrigan thing) and now they’re settling for longing cheek kisses and a stiff upper lip

and a classic “hate to see him leave, love to watch him go.” hot dog

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[gammelgaedda]

[vulvalini]

[boarred]

Happy pride demon!

[vulvalini]

game froze in the middle of the archdemon battle because…. i made alistair use a health potion

goddammit, theirin

[vulvalini]

I DID IIIIIIIT

….or, more specifically, morrigan did it. morrigan and alistair, but only because he was the only character she was able to keep alive for the entire battle. that poor man got lifewarded and revived so many times and had so many injuries by the time my warden woke up and stabbified the archdemon, i don’t know how he survived to be crowned king

meanwhile morrigan spent the battle racing around to every ballista spamming the dragon with 49-damage shots, calling out for allies, and spamming group heal (because i, an asshole, made morrigan a spirit healer)

and thank goodness i live alone because i spent the whole battle yelling “ahhhh why is alistair on 2% health again!!!!! quit dying, zevran!!! nooooOOOO GET AWAY FROM ME LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAKY DARKSPAWN BUGS!!!!”

(hate shrieks. giant screaming roaches that can pin you down and crunch on you???? blegfhhhegeh)

…anyway, my warden is now Warden-Constable of Amaranthine and alistair is king and they’re married so technically she’s also Queen Vera Cousland altho she only sees her beloved on the road. morrigan ran away with baby kieran along for the ride, so my inquisitor will see them later. zev & leliana are the warden-constable’s ride or dies.

all is well in ferelden (except in orzammar… sigh) and it’s Awakening time tonight >:)

[system-threat-detected]

Colleague

I image CYAN has had a lot of practice with Anita venting to her about coworkers. She knows all the right things to say.

[vulvalini]

game froze in the middle of the archdemon battle because…. i made alistair use a health potion

goddammit, theirin

[polycythemiav]

DID YOU KNOW? A group of Pride demons is called a Parade!

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[ariiadnes]

truly so humbled by a man who kills and kills and knows ruthlessness and cruelty like it’s his own only to go home to his wife and hold her heart in the palms of his hands with utmost tenderness

[lavellander]

am i too late for the “anders in slogan tees” bandwagon

[systlin]

So my sister wants to start sewing more, because

a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.

b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton

c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance

So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.

And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’

And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this

[systlin]

“Where did u get all this”

“Bets, u know I’m a 15th degree blackbelt of buying shit on the internet”

“oh yeah tru”

[hermesmuse]

Op can may we inquire about the website list

[systlin]

Linen; https://www.graylinelinen.com/

cotton and Silk thread; https://redrockthreads.com/

Linen thread and wool fabric; https://burnleyandtrowbridge.com/ (they’ve got wool stuffs and worsted wool fabric for $15 a yard! I just got three yards of navy worsted wool I’m making a constellation winter skirt from)

More linen thread and wool; https://wmboothdraper.com/ (just ordered wool broadcloth to make a coat)

Silk fabric (THE best place to get silk lining fabrics and raw silk fabric):https://www.dharmatrading.com/

A varying assortment of wool and silk and cotton and even some leather, use coupon code  spring2020 for 50% off your full order, worked yesterday when I bought some stuff there; https://metrotextilesnyc.com/

Wool. You want wool coating for under $20 a yard? Sure you do. It’s here. Not a huge variety of colors, most are black or brown, but hey https://www.fashionfabricsclub.com/Catalog?refinementIds=4096748&Keyword=wool&pageSize=16

[wingedtyger]

I don’t know a lot about sewing, but I want to make or have my mom make some linen pants & shirts for when I’m watering, because it gets to 105 here and we have mosquitos so I need to be covered. What type of linen do I buy? Also, linen pajama shorts, yes/no?

(I’ve been wearing my renfaire pants which are a linen mix, I think. But the frikking mosquitos that hide in the tomatoes get my arms)

[systlin]

Medium weight is what I’d go with.

And linen pajama shorts is a HARD yes.

[beggars-opera]

Renaissance Fabrics is good for all sorts of things

Mood doesn’t specialize in natural fabrics but they do have basically every fabric ever made so

[the-merry-otter]

For wools, I cannot recommend Woolsome enough! They’re a bit more expensive then the above links, but they have a spectacular range of colours and weights, as well as diamond pattern and herringbone weaves. They also have a range of linens, though not as extensive.

Woolsome

Historical fabrics for re-enactors

[justgarb]

Tiedtohistory.com has sheer voile linen

The Linen Lab has a variety of weaves, weights, and colors available

Period Fabric has a variety of wools, but switch to the full website if you’re on mobile

[vulvalini]

ohhhh. ohhhh zevran ;-; i waited until after the landsmeet to talk with him about his relationship with the warden…. he’s SO SWEET. just inquires about “rumors of a beautiful woman marrying a king” and then gently hints that alistair would not be cool with a throuple, even if zev would

then, when the warden agrees and apologizes, he laughs and says he will accept booty calls should alistair fail to please her in bed. and after cheerfully adding that she’d better bring him to the archdemon fight, gives her +1 approval.

omg omg zeeevvvvvvv