Put song lyrics here? This isn't Myspace

Sleepy, mostly.

[beyoncerry-deactivated20230129]

when you find a snake and you pick it up bc you love snakes vs when it turns out to be your hoe ass brother trying to stab u

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

[sistertaxon]

He’s so vain

[transtemporaladventuress-deacti]

Who?

[sistertaxon]

He probably thinks this post is about him

[unclefather]

[zackisontumblr]

what did i just read

[bacon-art-blog]

A Scandal

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pussy-lemonade]

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

[femininechrist]

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

[jade-sutures]

They are called.. rage against the machine…

[bacon-art-blog]

I wonder if Taylor (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2010©) will ever try to sue Mark and Matthias over the Bad Blood  (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2010©) parody.

This post is only a half joke as well, I’m kind of surprised she hasn’t.

[bacon-art-blog]

I feel this is still relevant

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[wizzardhat]

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

[pdlcomics]

Been There

[girlwhowasonfire]

i don’t trust anyone who likes lena dunham or amy schumer

[marrowack]

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

[oomshi]

[aquaristlifeforme]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

[mellehbeans]

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

[crispypepperoni]

My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter

[brbjellyfishing]

this physically hurt my brain to read

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[mainstreetliz-deactivated201710]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[brownies4myybrownie]

Lmfaoooooooooo

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

HE YELLED WHO IS IN HERE ON HIS WAY DOWN IM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK

[alienby-deactivated20210105]