What it is

[xanaxfarts]

Cows that have been shampooed and blowdried

[sisterskaoi]

@bovineblogger are show cows are soft and huggable as they look?

[bovineblogger]

yes! if you get very lucky, sometimes the owners will let u pat them after a show :)

[were--ralph]

[gamerkrillslair]

sleeping on the floor is making a comeback after i was in the woods for 12 hours and fell asleep on my doormat after getting home.

[gamerkrillslair]

maybe it shouldn't. I woke up convinced there was a portal opening to the rat dimension next to me but it was my headlamp

[greenlabcoat]

you need to go back to the rat dimension they need your help

[gamerkrillslair]

last time i listen to you

[bromojumbo]

Visit Original Link

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[ponkolo]

[cibastion]

Blue skies today.

[probuccalfat]

😭

[cartooncoyote]

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

[dio-archive]

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

[guidancerune]

What the fuck

[dio-archive]

OP gave me ten seconds

[dat-soldier]

heard y'all talking rpg classes

[prokopetz]

This has been living in my brain for a decade and I literally just realised that it’s the same artist as “MISSION STATUS: SICK”.

[mesetacadre]

real and true

[duncebento]

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit

[hollowtones]

?

[soundtestmenu]

Visit Original Link

[catboybeebop]

Visit Original Link

[westmansion]

Visit Original Link

[hearthomelesbian]

Visit Original Link

[lindleland]

Visit Original Link

[prommytheus]

[chibikki-ikki-deactivated202508]

[sourcreammachine]

skill issue

[trix-the-artemis]

context, onikoru is a real drink brand sponsored by said anime girl.

it is in fact alcohol despite coming in a apple juice carton.

(edit, THIS IS WRONG PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING CRYEMOJI おにころし is a real brand this parody brand was based off)

[blackpyrefly]

bad case of cum lung

[cheaphalloweencostume]

got it from years of working in the dick mines 😔 but how else can we support our kin

[amishsicario]

they succumbed to the cum lung

[blackpyrefly]

im literally still here.

[blackpyrefly]

now who succumbed to cum lung bitch

[thescarletone]

we uh... ...we should go clock out before the boss notices

[jermafireman]

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

chocolate oriental longhair

[neopetdestroyer]