As if my life hasn't been absolute clown shoes

[dr-paint]

Go piss girl

[justnoodlefishthings]

This is a slumber so deep only true love’s kiss can wake him

[mothsarepreciousbabs]

Reblog to smooch him awake

[justnoodlefishthings]

At 1,000 smooches, he shall Awaken

[possumcorpse]

is he awake

[justnoodlefishthings]

he is Awake….but at what cost

[sixlegnag]

go back to bed nubby

[justnoodlefishthings]

he slumbers once more….goodnight sweet prince…..dream of bugs

[femmchantress]

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

[small-funny]

hey, thanks! now die

[latining]

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

[argumate]

[cuirassier]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[nuka-rockit]

turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding

[acapelladitty]

met a women today and she was like “i’m mrs smith, soon to be mrs johnstone” and I was like “aww, that’s lovely! are ye gettin’ married?” and without blinking she hit back with “nah i’m divorcing the cunt” a legend tbh

[taiga-fujimura-official]

OPEN RP

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I!?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you?!

[kaiserbeamz]

Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

[taiga-fujimura-official]

W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

[kaiserbeamz]

….would I what?

[taiga-fujimura-official]

Would you care for a free lollipop?

[kaiserbeamz]

Would I?!

[taiga-fujimura-official]

RADDA RADDA

[kaiserbeamz]

Yes. I would. Thank you.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.

[melleverdeen]

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

[asymphonyofwolves-deactivated20]

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

[straightedgemama]

This is like really sound advice though

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

how do you make someone holy

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

you beat the hell out of them

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

[dicksplit]

walking past your crush

[geneetierneys]

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time

[stimman4000]

.

[joshpeck]

i'm sorry WHAT

[4gifs]

[nerdy-trans-girl-blog]

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.   Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

[alpacalypse]

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

myself

[gifak-net]

video

[everythingfox]

Big jump

Calvin