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Baconflag lives in the Internet. The main source of sustenance is bacon and tomatoes. Is a secret detective with the cover identity of a pathology resident. Likes walls and various body parts (not necessarily attached to the rest of body). Has a certain fondness for felines and a negative view of the level of intelligence of species called Koi fish. art blog

[botanyshitposts]

hey so I’m pretty much 100% pure plant person meat but since following your blog I’ve discovered that I’m not strong enough to hold up against the tide of The Fuck that lichen and moss id represent. I will gladly peer from afar but holy shit imma stay with my lil branches and leafing patterns and bark and flowers

usnea cirrosa wonders why u are trembling

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love that this thing looks like someone deep fried a malfunctioning neural network.

Also this texture is SUCH a pain in the ass to draw but learning how to is SO satisfying.

[aphdennors]

ask and u shall receive….

[rigb0ner]

Solidarity 🤝

[lilytad]

[red-dia]

Houseki no Kuni, Chapter 76

[yesterdaysprint]

Lincoln Journal Star, Nebraska, June 2, 1933

[orogenese]

here i am again with an incorrect quote from @incorrecthobquotes

[orogenese]

ty @mamiikoto for your excellent tags 😂

[itistimetodisappear]

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

[nymph1e]

You didn’t have to say it with words

[vanlowetaxidermy]

Hometown Musings 5

-The forests are safe until nightfall. When the fireflies start flashing, it’s time to leave.

-The park rangers are your friends. Not all of them are human all the time, but they will protect you from the other things. They’re sworn to.

-The knife your father bought you is dull. You’ve never used it.

-The crows are eating your cat food again. If you sit by the window and watch, they may offer you advice.

-Don’t listen to the crows. They sound wise, and the messages they pass along seem innocent, but that’s exactly what it wants you to believe.

-The rifle sitting in the corner is red. Rust, you tell yourself. You hand feels tacky after you touch it.

-Dead dogs warn their masters of its presence. If you hear something that sounds like a dog you had as a child, listen. Lock all your doors and windows. Turn out all the lights and sit in the darkest room in the house. Bring a shotgun just in case it finds you.

-The foxes are smarter than the crows. They will tell you secrets… for a price.

-There are bones at the bottom of the river. There is blood in the water. There is something under the bridge.

-Fire will only keep you safe for so long.

-Mushrooms are decomposers. Show some respect when you walk past a colony.

-The sirens keep you awake at night, even when you’re out of state.

[16ruedelaverrerie]

Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)

[fozmeadows]

THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

[ortiies]

Small comic tribute to the palaeontologist Mary Anning, who discovered in the early 19th century the first fossils of an ichtyosaure. All through her life she digged out new species and exceptional fossils, her work had a huge impact on the evolutionary theory

[emmaklee]

parasitic pathogens chart (1951)

[othernotebooksareavailable]

AirPods Are a Tragedy

Apple claims that AirPods are building a “wireless future.” Many people think they're a symbol of disposable wealth. The truth is bleaker.

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

[lotus-tower]

nirvana in fire + onion headlines

[iwasthylaonce]

[laerugo]

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

[claricechiarasorcha]

I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.

Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF

[catchingflieswithhoney]

Half of the comments are about cats giving birth on top of or next to their owners and I’m not crying at all

[flowercrownsnstuff]

it’s so funny though because domesticated cats are aggressively social in raising their young so basically op’s cat was like bitch these are your kids too, where tf you think you’re going???

[nitethekitten]

A long time ago there was a stray cat that visited us pretty often. She kinda became our cat. She got pregnant, and gave birth in a little hole under our AC unit outside.

One night it started pouring down rain. Me and my parents were kinda worried because we were sure that their little den would flood. So we pulled back the blinds to our sliding glass door.

Low and behold there’s mama cat, sitting on our patio and staring up at us, desperation in her eyes. She meowed at us and when we went out she led us to her babies. We were right- their nest had started flooding. We pulled them out and brought them inside, and mama seemed so relieved and happy.

I think about this a lot when people say cats are stupid, or heartless. She knew to come to us for help. She knew we would help her. Even if we hadn’t went to look I’m sure she would have screamed at the door loud enough for us to know something was wrong.

Cats are amazing, wonderful creatures.

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

Gormless rubes, 1890s: we have all these gosh darned untoasted corn flakes, but can not stop cranking our hogs to do anything with them! By golly, what will we do!

W.K. Kellogg:

[karkiiiii]