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Honestly don't know how to run a blog. I GOT INTO MED SCHOOL BITCHES 👹👹👹

[blue-swallowtail]

I posted this Sunday night but totally forgot to put it on tumblr...

Chapters: 25/38 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Charlie Magne | Morningstar & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor & Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie, Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Angel Dust & Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Cherri Bomb & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggi | Vaggie, Alastor & Rosie (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel), Frank (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Bickering, Insults, Good Parent Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Depressed Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel), Touch-Averse Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Demiromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Trust Issues, No beta we die like Adam, I’m Bad At Summaries, Angst, Humor, Angst and Humor, Serious Injuries, Demon Deals, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fake/Pretend Relationship, except it’s fake friendship, Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Being a Jerk, Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Falls First But Alastor Falls Harder, Pre-Season/Series 02, Post-Season/Series 01, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Alternate Season/Series 02 Series: Part 1 of Trusting the Universe Summary:

“Fine,” Lucifer decided. “How about a deal then?”

A spark of interest lit up Alastor’s tired eyes.

“I came here to talk to you about Charlie. Seeing us fighting upsets her, and I don’t want to hurt her if I can help it. So here’s what I propose: for Charlie, we play nice. You can hate me, fight me, insult me in private all you want, but in front of Charlie? We’re friends. If she ropes us into one of her redemption exercises, we do it, no complaints. If she asks if we’re getting along, and some snide remark comes to mind, you hold your tongue. If anyone sees us arguing and it has even the smallest chance of it getting back to Charlie, we drop it. You do this, and I’ll heal you.” Lucifer stuck out his hand. “Deal?”

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Won’t always update every week, but when it does update, it will be on Sundays!

[ribreadthedisaster]

I’m making a Hazbin tomadachi island, and the funniest thing that’s happened so far is everyone falling in love with Pentious

But I mean, who wouldn’t love him?

[ribreadthedisaster]

NEW FUNNIEST THING: Rosie fell in love with Vox 😭

[ribreadthedisaster]

… Vox fell in love with Pentious

[ribreadthedisaster]

Graduated as FUCK 🫡

[blue-swallowtail]

Chaggi Chaggi Chaggi Chaggi Chaggi Chaggi Choo Choo!

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[blue-swallowtail]

I drew my first fan art ever for a scene in this fic 🫣 A bit nervous—I’m by no means an artist, but I’m a little proud of how this came out for my first try! Check out the fic if you haven’t!

[ribreadthedisaster]

I’m making a Hazbin tomadachi island, and the funniest thing that’s happened so far is everyone falling in love with Pentious

But I mean, who wouldn’t love him?

[ribreadthedisaster]

NEW FUNNIEST THING: Rosie fell in love with Vox 😭

[ribreadthedisaster]

I’m making a Hazbin tomadachi island, and the funniest thing that’s happened so far is everyone falling in love with Pentious

But I mean, who wouldn’t love him?

[ribreadthedisaster]

Someone help

Tomadachi life has taken over MY life

[ribreadthedisaster]

Season 4 might be my favorite of Agents of Shield, but I do think it’s funny that I first saw the s4ep15 scene where Daisy and Simmons are hiding from the LMDs before I even started the show because my dad was watching it.

Spoiled like a million things for me, as I realized once I started watching, but damn this episode slaps. It’s probably what convinced me to watch tbh.

Unrelated, but Piper is my favorite background character ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[blue-swallowtail]

I managed to make the chapter chapter, but it's held together by bubblegum and crossed fingers, so I might rework it later down the road 😬

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[ribreadthedisaster]

I saw a random video of a little girl unrolling and showing off her number scroll because she was the first one in the class to get to 10,000.

And it brought back a bitter memory.

You see, *I* should have been the first to “finish” my number scroll in second grade.

The papers we were given were copies of these slightly crooked squares with wonky lines to separate the sheet into 100 boxes, presumably to make the counting easier. However, when I figured this out, I took a different approach to writing all the numbers: once I got to >1000, I would take 10 pages at once and fill out the first two digits of the numbers in every box. Then I would go row by row, adding the third digit, which would be the same in each row, and then column by column, adding the last digit, which would be the same per column.

I thought I was a genius. I was finishing pages quicker than everyone else, because I would just write the same “shape” a couple of times before having to switch the motion of my hand. I was in the 4,000s by the time kids were just breaking 2,000.

But then I got caught. My teacher didn’t know why I was taking so many pages at once, so she called me over to show her my work, and that’s when she saw the pages and pages of two digit shortcuts. She didn’t let me count a SINGLE page of my work, not even 0-999, which I did the “correct” way.

A true radical would have stood their ground and refused to take part in such frivolous busy work again, especially since my problem solving, elementary math skills, and creativity were leagues beyond my inferior peers.

But I was 8. So I was briefly upset, but then I grinded out my numbers, secretly taking home sheets and filling them out “outside of number scroll time,” but she didn’t figure that out. I got to 10,000 like fourth or something, I don’t remember. All I know is that I should’ve been first.

[blue-swallowtail]

Posted this on April Fools' (for a little prank but its a legitimate chapter!)

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[blue-swallowtail]

Momentous occasion everyone

[ribreadthedisaster]

Cue me not taking anything online seriously for the next two weeks until the April fools posts leave my algorithm

[ribreadthedisaster]

Finally got to CACW in my MCU, the first ever marvel movie I watched, and god did it hit me how crazy a movie it is to start with. I didn’t understand HALF the context going into that theater…

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’m so bored rn

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Your move @lostinthewrongfandom

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Gods, my circles are terrible

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Mine aren’t any better I suck at drawing

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Circles are just hard in general

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

They always end up as an oval instead

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Exactly. I've been drawing a lot lately, and the circles are never quite circular.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah, it’s easier to just use a cup or something if you’re drawing on paper but it sucks if you’re doing something electronically or with paint

[lostinthewrongfandom]

I usually draw on paper, but the cups I have are too big for what I’m trying to draw

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah that sucks, what are those metal things old ladies put on their thumbs when they’re sewing? I used those sometimes for small things

Also a draw, you wanna play connect 4?

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Thimbles? Sure, we can play Connect 4.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh yeah that’s what they’re called, also

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Maybe I should get some. Anyways, ignore my terrible fill in.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah I only had one for tracing, couldn’t stand using it for sewing

[lostinthewrongfandom]

They seem like if you're not used to them, they might make sewing harder.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah, you have to get used to them

[lostinthewrongfandom]

That seems semi-annoying.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah, I never bothered, but I also got a needle in my toe so don’t take sewing advice from me

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Oh, I’ve also gotten a needle in my toe before. Anyways, I have questions for the person who tagged this “posts that have 10k to me,” why

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Who tagged that? Also sorry this took so long I had to stand on the bus

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Someone about 20 minutes ago. I was looking through the reblogs.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh I just saw it, that’s really funny lol

[lostinthewrongfandom]

I’m still wondering why this post feels like it should have 10k to them

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’m half imagining this as the tumblr version of sports tbh like

Tumblr staff tried to take our sports core lol

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Tumblr sports is two people idly chatting while playing tic-tac-toe and connect four.

…

Yeah, that makes sense for tumblr

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s very fitting, I’d love sports commentary tumblr edition

[lostinthewrongfandom]

What would that even look like

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I imagine like a third guy commentating like those guys from the muppets

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Wanna play another round?

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Yeah, let's go

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay sweet

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Someone in the reblogs asked why there's only red circles

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Is this gonna be like that time me and my grandpa were sorting through beads and figured out he couldn’t see the color pink? Although he is legally colorblind

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Maybe? But also what did he think pink was?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

He thought it was white, I think he’s red green colorblind but he didn’t specify other than he can’t see red good

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Interesting. Oh! How were those chicken and waffles you got?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

They were kinda weird, honestly it would’ve been better if they reduced the blueberries more and added some sugar so it’d be sweet chicken but it wasn’t bad, we made fried chicken at home yesterday though and it was really good

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Yeah, that makes sense. A bit disappointing, but maybe they’ll improve with time. Shoutout to the person in the reblogs who called us valiant gladiators. Imagine two gladiators fighting to the death while chatting about what we have.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I imagine gladiators pausing at audience members giving them commentary with a megaphone every time we see a reblog, also this reminded me I have chicken in the fridge

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Ok, that's hilarious. Are you going to make something with your chicken? Also, shoutout to the person who put great Destiel fan art on one of the reblogs!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I think fried chicken and French fries since I got potatoes yesterday, it’ll have to wait till after my dentist appointment though

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Ooh, that sounds delicious. Also, ugh, dentist. Good luck.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I just got made some new chicken seasoning so It should be good, I’ll post a picture of it when we finish but yeah I gotta go get a filling after this

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Oof. That's not fun. Someone suggested we do hangman next.

Also, this post isn't even a day old. Why would you tag it with this?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh that’d be fun, maybe we could get a third person to pick the hangman word(s)? Also nothing could have prepared me for the tumblr heritage tag

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Maybe Satan can, or perhaps someone else. I wasn't prepared for the heritage tag either.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

That would be really fun, I dm’ed @satan-offical so maybe she’ll be down to play hangman? Heritage tag is taking me out, also someone said this’ll end up on Pinterest and I’m just imagining those ai reads tumblr posts videos having to read this

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Nice, and oh gods those fucking videos. Sorry, this took so long for me to respond. I was gathering a collection of tags I really liked on this post.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah I keep seeing people I follow get their posts made into those videos, also mood, I really need to go save the comic so I can show my friends

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Cheesus, that seems annoying. Hopefully, you remember to grab that comic.

Also, special shout out to the person who thought this was a bit. I don't think that this would work as a planned out bit.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I don’t think I could follow through with a bit for this long tbh

[lostinthewrongfandom]

I don't think I could either, to be honest.

Also, what the fuck? It hasn't even surpassed 10k yet.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

The people are very determined, I’m honestly surprised it doesn’t have like 100 notes

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Welcome to tumblr, we are determined. By the way, people are asking for a tag so that they can filter this post. How about #long post or #tumblr sports?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Works for me, I’ll go back and tag the rest after the dentist

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Cool, while you're at the dentist, I’m going to gather more tags.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Sweet, also ngl I thought we were gonna fill the whole board that was a tough game

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Good game! And damn, tried to prevent the wrong connect.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Yeah I did that one a while ago and went back to it, wasn’t sure which one you were gonna try to connect next and got nervous

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Fair, fair. Hangman with Satan now?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Hangman with Satan now 😁

[supergiffanyfan]

I doodled this

[lostinthewrongfandom]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 We’ve been drawn!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This is really cute omg

[blue-swallowtail]

Quick, short fic about Queenie abstracting for maximum emotional damage following ep 8

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kinger/Queenie (The Amazing Digital Circus), Kinger & Queenie (The Amazing Digital Circus) Characters: Queenie (The Amazing Digital Circus), Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus) Additional Tags: Abstraction (The Amazing Digital Circus), Drabble, technically not but a short fic nonetheless, Exploring the Experience of Abstraction Summary:

Queenie Abstracts. Kinger tries to make her stay.

[sketchy-mf]

So ep 7 dropped the fact that Caine might have something to do with the abstractions and all I could think of was this 💀