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So 2-ish years ago I learned I was allergic to cashews and pistachios the hard way, but those are the only two nuts I’m allergic to.

Coincidentally, they’re also the only two that my family forgets I’m allergic to.

Which is annoying because 1. My Dubai chocolate/protein bar jokes never hit and 2. Everyone freaks out when I touch something with walnuts/peanuts/etc. at family gatherings.

Just this Monday we were having (a rather depressing) watch party for the Portugal and US games, and my aunt brought out banana bread that had walnuts in it. Immediately, two of my cousins and my other aunt rather frantically warned me to stay away, and I had to remind them I wasn’t allergic to walnuts… but I am, however, allergic to bananas.

Which they also forgot.

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It's been a hectic few days... finally remembered to post this on tumblr

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They really had me there. I thought they were going to let Vax live, and I was shocked by the direction

Only for the oneshot disintegration to be just as brutal as it was campaign.

FUCK that was good 😭

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The only time I ever feel patriotic is when it comes to sports. Olympics, World Cup, KNICKS IN FIVE BABY!!!

💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙

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I posted this Sunday night but totally forgot to put it on tumblr...

Chapters: 25/38 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Charlie Magne | Morningstar & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor & Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie, Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Angel Dust & Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Cherri Bomb & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggi | Vaggie, Alastor & Rosie (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel), Frank (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Bickering, Insults, Good Parent Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Depressed Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel), Touch-Averse Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Demiromantic Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Trust Issues, No beta we die like Adam, I’m Bad At Summaries, Angst, Humor, Angst and Humor, Serious Injuries, Demon Deals, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fake/Pretend Relationship, except it’s fake friendship, Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Being a Jerk, Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Falls First But Alastor Falls Harder, Pre-Season/Series 02, Post-Season/Series 01, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Alternate Season/Series 02 Series: Part 1 of Trusting the Universe Summary:

“Fine,” Lucifer decided. “How about a deal then?”

A spark of interest lit up Alastor’s tired eyes.

“I came here to talk to you about Charlie. Seeing us fighting upsets her, and I don’t want to hurt her if I can help it. So here’s what I propose: for Charlie, we play nice. You can hate me, fight me, insult me in private all you want, but in front of Charlie? We’re friends. If she ropes us into one of her redemption exercises, we do it, no complaints. If she asks if we’re getting along, and some snide remark comes to mind, you hold your tongue. If anyone sees us arguing and it has even the smallest chance of it getting back to Charlie, we drop it. You do this, and I’ll heal you.” Lucifer stuck out his hand. “Deal?”

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Won’t always update every week, but when it does update, it will be on Sundays!

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I’m making a Hazbin tomadachi island, and the funniest thing that’s happened so far is everyone falling in love with Pentious

But I mean, who wouldn’t love him?

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NEW FUNNIEST THING: Rosie fell in love with Vox 😭

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… Vox fell in love with Pentious

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Graduated as FUCK 🫡

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Chaggi Chaggi Chaggi Chaggi Chaggi Chaggi Choo Choo!

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I drew my first fan art ever for a scene in this fic 🫣 A bit nervous—I’m by no means an artist, but I’m a little proud of how this came out for my first try! Check out the fic if you haven’t!

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I’m making a Hazbin tomadachi island, and the funniest thing that’s happened so far is everyone falling in love with Pentious

But I mean, who wouldn’t love him?

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NEW FUNNIEST THING: Rosie fell in love with Vox 😭

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I’m making a Hazbin tomadachi island, and the funniest thing that’s happened so far is everyone falling in love with Pentious

But I mean, who wouldn’t love him?

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Someone help

Tomadachi life has taken over MY life

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Season 4 might be my favorite of Agents of Shield, but I do think it’s funny that I first saw the s4ep15 scene where Daisy and Simmons are hiding from the LMDs before I even started the show because my dad was watching it.

Spoiled like a million things for me, as I realized once I started watching, but damn this episode slaps. It’s probably what convinced me to watch tbh.

Unrelated, but Piper is my favorite background character ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I managed to make the chapter chapter, but it's held together by bubblegum and crossed fingers, so I might rework it later down the road 😬

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I saw a random video of a little girl unrolling and showing off her number scroll because she was the first one in the class to get to 10,000.

And it brought back a bitter memory.

You see, *I* should have been the first to “finish” my number scroll in second grade.

The papers we were given were copies of these slightly crooked squares with wonky lines to separate the sheet into 100 boxes, presumably to make the counting easier. However, when I figured this out, I took a different approach to writing all the numbers: once I got to >1000, I would take 10 pages at once and fill out the first two digits of the numbers in every box. Then I would go row by row, adding the third digit, which would be the same in each row, and then column by column, adding the last digit, which would be the same per column.

I thought I was a genius. I was finishing pages quicker than everyone else, because I would just write the same “shape” a couple of times before having to switch the motion of my hand. I was in the 4,000s by the time kids were just breaking 2,000.

But then I got caught. My teacher didn’t know why I was taking so many pages at once, so she called me over to show her my work, and that’s when she saw the pages and pages of two digit shortcuts. She didn’t let me count a SINGLE page of my work, not even 0-999, which I did the “correct” way.

A true radical would have stood their ground and refused to take part in such frivolous busy work again, especially since my problem solving, elementary math skills, and creativity were leagues beyond my inferior peers.

But I was 8. So I was briefly upset, but then I grinded out my numbers, secretly taking home sheets and filling them out “outside of number scroll time,” but she didn’t figure that out. I got to 10,000 like fourth or something, I don’t remember. All I know is that I should’ve been first.

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Posted this on April Fools' (for a little prank but its a legitimate chapter!)

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Momentous occasion everyone