I do bite.

Welcome to my little slice of this place. Come on in, make yourself comfortable, let's chat for a bit. I'd say I don't bite, but let's face it, doll. That couldn't be farther from the truth. M!A status: You must unabashedly flirt with EVERY person who speaks to you for two hours. I'm talking no holds barred, make them fall head over heels for you and/or want to jump your bones flirting. Tracking tag: badxbutnotlittle "I'm not your problem, but I could be."

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bad-butnotlittle replied to your post: *smoooch*

Too late! *smooches again*

"W-Watch it, you!! Keep swoopin’ in like that and ya’ might miss and your fangs are gonna poke my eyes out!"

[bad-butnotlittle]

"My aim isn't that bad."

[sugar-queen-katara-deactivated2]

"Every time I start to warm up to you, you behave like an ass and blow it all to Koh’s Lair."

[bad-butnotlittle]

"Oh, come on. You love me. I know it, so don't act like you don't."

[cheerfulfool-deactivated2013081]

Come harass my muse!

Invasive questions

Question their love life

Ask what they would do in a situation

Ask them to make a choice between two things

Try to get close to them and see what happens

Try to get them to blush something fierce!

Try to break them and make them cry!

Any of the above

[sugar-queen-katara-deactivated2]

"Let me guess. This real man is you."

[bad-butnotlittle]

"Clever as always, I see. Alright, alright, fine, I'll accept your undying affection. So persistent."

[sugar-queen-katara-deactivated2]

"Are you—are you implying that I’m not feminine enough for him?"

[bad-butnotlittle]

"Nah. Implying he's not manly enough for you. You deserve a real man, sugar."

"Fortunately, I happen to know one."

[sugar-queen-katara-deactivated2]

"He’s not a princess, Marshall."

[bad-butnotlittle]

"He's more of a princess than you. That's a problem, baby."

[bad-butnotlittle]

*licks*

"Be careful, I might just return the favor."

[bad-butnotlittle]

*straddles*

"I could get used to a greeting like this."

[flamboyantbard]

"Oh." Was all Finn said, spotting the bite marks on the vampire/demon hybrid’s neck. Gee, the blond had all the luck. Reckoning that he was a friendly vampire - just like Val was - he managed a smile, albeit a nervous one, that turned into a smirk. “Well— I’m Finn - and I’m going to be the greatest bard one day."

[bad-butnotlittle]

"What's wrong, princess?" Marshall teased, noticing Finn's obvious unease now that he had revealed his full identity, and reveling in that very unease. "Afraid I bite? Because I'll give you a good heads-up, I do."

[flamboyantbard]

"I’d ask for your name, but I think it would destroy the illusion of everyone knowing you."

[bad-butnotlittle]

"Maybe you just don't recognize me yet. Marshall Lee, King of the Vampires, at your service. Well, not really, but 'at your service' has a nice ring to it."

[sugar-queen-katara-deactivated2]

weeeee i'm scared here have some taralee

xavalos:

“You’re scared?” He laughs and Katara glares into the back of his head, slumping down in a corner and folding his arms.

“I’m glad you think it’s so funny,” she says with a shaky huff, wondering when tears had filmed over in her eyes. He floats over to her and she jerks away from his presence, eyes trained on the wall.

He drops down beside her and winds a thin arm over her shoulders, leans his face close to hers. “If you’re scared, sugar, just say so.” That nickname drips down her shoulders and she shudders slightly, but she can blame it on the chill of his skin against the warmth of her blood.

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[bad-butnotlittle]

//DO NOT DESERVE

[queen-ofthe-nightosphere-deacti]

So...taralee.

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[bad-butnotlittle]

*weeps openly*

[bad-butnotlittle]

"I'd ask if you missed me, but I already know you did."

[bad-butnotlittle]

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"I think they'd get awful lonely down there all alone. Think yours will join them for a dance?"

[bad-butnotlittle]

"I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand."

"Say the word, I'd be glad to let you do both, plus some."

[bad-butnotlittle]

"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"

"What makes you think I still have that, sweetness?"

[bad-butnotlittle]

"I'm Ms. Right, someone said you were looking for me?"

"And I'm Mr. All Wrong, but doesn't that make it more interesting?"