ryan morgenson

@bad-gal-ryry

ryan morgenson. 21. hot, smart woman with an ass that won't quit. sorry boys, i bat for the hotter team. not affiliated with ashley benson.

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Dani [TXT MSG]: you've dated before right? [TXT MSG]: of course you have! Your in one right now. [TXT MSG]: i think i have become a steady woman [TXT MSG]: as in i cant be mad if he leaves his things at my house or if he gets a spare key to my house, but i can get mad not that it stop me before but now im allowed to get mad when hes being cute to like another person outside of work [TXT MSG]: cause thats like what ppl who are steady so [TXT MSG]: do* [TXT MSG]: right?

[TXT MSG]: dani, have you met me? dating is like air to me[TXT MSG]: i can’t function if i’m not in a relationship and have someone paying attention to me 24/7[TXT MSG]: this better be about you and beau cuz girl that boy is crazy for you[TXT MSG]: and he should be cuz my bestie is a total 🚀[TXT MSG]: yay! now we can go on cute double dates![TXT MSG]: think about all the cute instas we’ll take!

dani-kinz:

[TXT MSG]: oh Marcia is still alive?

[TXT MSG]: how is the old croon?

[TXT MSG]: that lady is ancient [TXT MSG]: probably as old as time... or betty white

#c: dani #text message

Dani [TXT MSG]: you've dated before right? [TXT MSG]: of course you have! Your in one right now. [TXT MSG]: i think i have become a steady woman [TXT MSG]: as in i cant be mad if he leaves his things at my house or if he gets a spare key to my house, but i can get mad not that it stop me before but now im allowed to get mad when hes being cute to like another person outside of work [TXT MSG]: cause thats like what ppl who are steady so [TXT MSG]: do* [TXT MSG]: right?

[TXT MSG]: dani, have you met me? dating is like air to me[TXT MSG]: i can’t function if i’m not in a relationship and have someone paying attention to me 24/7[TXT MSG]: this better be about you and beau cuz girl that boy is crazy for you[TXT MSG]: and he should be cuz my bestie is a total 🚀[TXT MSG]: yay! now we can go on cute double dates![TXT MSG]: think about all the cute instas we’ll take!

dani-kinz:

[TXT MSG]: but why would he be mad?

[TXT MSG]: not like im shagging the guy

[TXT MSG]: thats like my new rule; thou shant rock the world of thy neighbor

[TXT MSG]: isnt it?

[TXT MSG]: you can’t explain jealousy dani [TXT MSG]: just like you can’t explain global warming [TXT MSG]: that is a good rule to follow [TXT MSG]: luckily that old bird lady lives beside me

#c: dani #text message

Dani [TXT MSG]: you've dated before right? [TXT MSG]: of course you have! Your in one right now. [TXT MSG]: i think i have become a steady woman [TXT MSG]: as in i cant be mad if he leaves his things at my house or if he gets a spare key to my house, but i can get mad not that it stop me before but now im allowed to get mad when hes being cute to like another person outside of work [TXT MSG]: cause thats like what ppl who are steady so [TXT MSG]: do* [TXT MSG]: right?

[TXT MSG]: dani, have you met me? dating is like air to me[TXT MSG]: i can’t function if i’m not in a relationship and have someone paying attention to me 24/7[TXT MSG]: this better be about you and beau cuz girl that boy is crazy for you[TXT MSG]: and he should be cuz my bestie is a total 🚀[TXT MSG]: yay! now we can go on cute double dates![TXT MSG]: think about all the cute instas we’ll take!

dani-kinz:

[TXT MSG]: yeah he did but thats all he said, and he was kind of mad when he said it too

[TXT MSG]: becauae of that photo of my really cute neighbour.

[TXT MSG]: you know the guy that helped us get the sofa out of the elevator

[TXT MSG]: also yes you can, it will send the wrong message but like we are baes. We sisters for like the next 10 lives we have

[TXT MSG]: MMS 12MB (MONTH/DATE/YEAR) 00:00PM

[TXT MSG]: well, hit him up and make that shit official! [TXT MSG]: girl, i’m gay and even i think he’s good-looking [TXT MSG]: no wonder beau was pissed [TXT MSG]: damn that’s a cute pic of us [TXT MSG]: i need to get roxie to take more cute couple pics with me

#c: dani #text message

Dani [TXT MSG]: you've dated before right? [TXT MSG]: of course you have! Your in one right now. [TXT MSG]: i think i have become a steady woman [TXT MSG]: as in i cant be mad if he leaves his things at my house or if he gets a spare key to my house, but i can get mad not that it stop me before but now im allowed to get mad when hes being cute to like another person outside of work [TXT MSG]: cause thats like what ppl who are steady so [TXT MSG]: do* [TXT MSG]: right?

[TXT MSG]: dani, have you met me? dating is like air to me[TXT MSG]: i can’t function if i’m not in a relationship and have someone paying attention to me 24/7[TXT MSG]: this better be about you and beau cuz girl that boy is crazy for you[TXT MSG]: and he should be cuz my bestie is a total 🚀[TXT MSG]: yay! now we can go on cute double dates![TXT MSG]: think about all the cute instas we’ll take!

dani-kinz:

[TXT MSG]: what my love and devotion is not enough for you? XD

[TXT MSG]: Beau told me he loved me too

[TXT MSG]: but idk if that means we are like official or what?

[TXT MSG]: babe, i love you, but a girl has needs [TXT MSG]: i can’t post cute couple-y instas with you [TXT MSG]: OMG HE DID???? [TXT MSG]: duh! that is like, as official as making it facebook official

#c: dani #text message

Dani [TXT MSG]: you've dated before right? [TXT MSG]: of course you have! Your in one right now. [TXT MSG]: i think i have become a steady woman [TXT MSG]: as in i cant be mad if he leaves his things at my house or if he gets a spare key to my house, but i can get mad not that it stop me before but now im allowed to get mad when hes being cute to like another person outside of work [TXT MSG]: cause thats like what ppl who are steady so [TXT MSG]: do* [TXT MSG]: right?

[TXT MSG]: dani, have you met me? dating is like air to me[TXT MSG]: i can’t function if i’m not in a relationship and have someone paying attention to me 24/7[TXT MSG]: this better be about you and beau cuz girl that boy is crazy for you[TXT MSG]: and he should be cuz my bestie is a total 🚀[TXT MSG]: yay! now we can go on cute double dates![TXT MSG]: think about all the cute instas we’ll take!

#c: dani #text message #Anonymous

My babes @bad-gal-ryry giving her expertise on funiture and interior decore

Guess all those years watching mtv cribs paid off

Yes, your making my home look like the rich and famous

I am going to throw you the classiest housewarming get-together

Thank you bunny! Its going to be lit with you on the case

Anything for my bffl!

#ryan morgenson #future badass doctor #slash home decor extraordinaire #slash party planning guru #c: dani #replies

My babes @bad-gal-ryry giving her expertise on funiture and interior decore

Guess all those years watching mtv cribs paid off

Yes, your making my home look like the rich and famous

I am going to throw you the classiest housewarming get-together

#like blair waldorf classy #it'll be the best #c: dani #replies #ooc: ignore the text

My babes @bad-gal-ryry giving her expertise on funiture and interior decore

Guess all those years watching mtv cribs paid off

#c: dani #replies #ooc: ignore the text

dani-kinz:

Happy birthday to me with my main chick!

Originally posted by sweet-lies-97

happy birthday to my main bitch!

#roxie's my main bae #but you'll always be my main bitch #love you #c: dani #replies

(DANI) [TXT MSG]: what do you think i should make? For the girls as a thank you for yesterday?

[TXT MSG]: ugh sorry i dropped my phone in the lake while trying to take a good selfie[TXT MSG]: just got a new one and THANK GOD the apple guy recovered all my selfies![TXT MSG]: anyways, anything you make is amazeballs!

dani-kinz:

[TXT MSG]: whats the total amount so far on my list this year? [TXT MSG]: if it exceeds 5 you better highlight your top 5, cause your only getting 5.

[TXT MSG]: you’ll have to do a little shopping around [TXT MSG]: i’m sure you’ll find good deals on amazon [TXT MSG]: but i don’t wanna know what you’re getting me! where’s the surprise in that? [TXT MSG]: there are like, only twenty things on the list so far [TXT MSG]: so you can pick [TXT MSG]: but i’ll highlight my top five and top ten, just in case you decide to be extra generous this year

#c: dani #text message

(DANI) [TXT MSG]: what do you think i should make? For the girls as a thank you for yesterday?

[TXT MSG]: ugh sorry i dropped my phone in the lake while trying to take a good selfie[TXT MSG]: just got a new one and THANK GOD the apple guy recovered all my selfies![TXT MSG]: anyways, anything you make is amazeballs!

[TXT MSG]: i told you to get a waterproof phone or case [TXT MSG]: jeez ryan, i could have been dying [TXT MSG]: but anyways im feeling for something exotic [TXT MSG]: and pink bubbles.

[TXT MSG]: I know, I know [TXT MSG]: I'll add that onto the list of birthday and Christmas presents that you can get me [TXT MSG]: Roxie's list is looking a bit long now

#c: dani #text message

@bad-gal-ryry @blakeyy-bear @foxyroxiegotmoxie @thetimeof-djslife Im done! Come on over to the mess hall.

I hope you made enough cupcakes cuz I could probably fit like, three of those in my mouth.

#I don't get the point of cupcakes #what's the point of making cake bite-sized #c: dani #replies

(DANI) [TXT MSG]: what do you think i should make? For the girls as a thank you for yesterday?

[TXT MSG]: ugh sorry i dropped my phone in the lake while trying to take a good selfie[TXT MSG]: just got a new one and THANK GOD the apple guy recovered all my selfies![TXT MSG]: anyways, anything you make is amazeballs!

#c: dani #text message #Anonymous

[TEXT]: I JUST MADE THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE AND I CAN'T TELL JAIME CAUSE HE MIGHT JUDGE ME AND OMG I NEED HELP PLEASE

[TXT MSG]: tell mama ryry what’s wrong

thetimeof-djslife:

[text]: his exact words were [text]: “Jesus fucking Christ” [text]: god I’m a fucking idiot aren’t i

[TXT MSG]: like “jesus fucking christ you’re annoying” [TXT MSG]: or “jesus fucking christ i love you too”? [TXT MSG]: you’re not an idiot babe [TXT MSG]: don’t ever apologize for how you feel [TXT MSG]: if he can’t handle your drunk ‘i love you’, he doesn’t deserve your sober ‘i love you’ [TXT MSG]: omg that was genius [TXT MSG]: i need to patent that asap

#c: dj #text message

[TEXT]: I JUST MADE THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE AND I CAN'T TELL JAIME CAUSE HE MIGHT JUDGE ME AND OMG I NEED HELP PLEASE

[TXT MSG]: tell mama ryry what’s wrong

thetimeof-djslife:

[text]: I dun fucked up [text]: I texted Kevin that I loved him [text]: I was drunk obvi [text]: wrf is wrong with me

[TXT MSG]: bbg i told roxie that i loved her after a week of dating [TXT MSG]: and look at us now [TXT MSG]: what’d he say after you told him?

#c: dj #text message

(Dani) [TXT MSG]: when something at the time sounds like a really good plan. [TXT MSG]: but then you do it and then you wonder are or were you in the right mind? [TXT MSG]: girl you need to stop snuggle roxie jugs and either sign it or rip it

[TXT MSG]: gurl calm down[TXT MSG]: you know i suck at riddles and they make my head spin [TXT MSG]: whatchu talking about chica?

dani-kinz:

[TXT MSG]: well assuming i told him im borrowing his last name and that his name is on the dotted line [TXT MSG]: i think hes well aware [TXT MSG]: no ring since i sprung it on him [TXT MSG]: there wasnt even a proposal [TXT MSG]: now that i think about it [TXT MSG]: im sure hes fucking with me [TXT MSG]: just entertaining me on my crazy quest

[TXT MSG]: if i ever become a spinster, that’s what i will do [TXT MSG]: lemme know if you need a wedding planner [TXT MSG]: you know i got the best one on speed-dial for emergencies

#c: dani #text message

[TEXT]: I JUST MADE THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE AND I CAN'T TELL JAIME CAUSE HE MIGHT JUDGE ME AND OMG I NEED HELP PLEASE

[TXT MSG]: tell mama ryry what’s wrong

#c: dj #text message #thetimeof-djslife

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