Dark Souls Monster At The End Of A Long Hallway

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[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[no-one-offical]

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[schlarklezyaoi]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[sherbertilluminated]

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

[thearrogantemu]

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

[theoppositeofprofound]

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

[cheddar-baby]

This is possibly the ugliest magic card I have ever seen. I am so totally enthralled by it. The ps2 crispy model not upscaled at all so its also blurry. The awful mixed lighting between her and the background so she looks poorly photoshopped onto it. The little tube dress with blade like feathers jutting out of it. The background is completely indeciferable and way too visually noisy. But it also has a fake early photoshop water ripple filter over it pretending to look like stained glass. Her stupid hat(s) that also come with headphone like disc earings. I truly don't know if its like that in the game scene or if they just had a version where her body accidently goes too far down the frame? Cause shes overhanging down past the glass and into a void of black. They framed it so the gold foil sticker is perfectly aligned with her coochie so in the physical version her crotch is going to be radiating an iridescent sheen. And yes i did immediately order a copy cause i need this mess of a card and i NEED to see how blurry it looks in person.

[wallflower-koharu]

Does anyone know about the Sailor Ranko webcomic?I made this edit inspired by this, I wanted to imagine how it will look like with the updated graphics.

I used frames of Ranma 1/2 remake and Sailor Moon Crystal, I changed the uniform color from red to dark pink because I think it was supposed to match the hair.

Hope you like it ^^

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[myfairkatiecat]

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

[sirowsky]

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

[bovid-beauty]

its official: spiro does nothing and injections work best!! after the progesterone study too!! what a year for hrt

[dogpuppy]

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[themythicalcodfish]

that is horror of a different kind

[eatyourpapitas]

what the fuck is kingdom hearts

[foone]

terrible idea: a game that implements Trespasser's "look down at your breasts to see your health" mechanic, but your character is transfem and you increase your health bar by taking prog, increasing your breastsize and health at the same time

[foone]

Trespasser was trying to not have a HUD, so the way you checked your health in-game was to look down at your character's breasts:

And the state of that tattoo on the left was your character's health.

[foone]

Trespasser is a wild game.

It's a super-ambitious action-adventure with a physics & AI system years ahead of what was coming out at the time. It's super influential, sold about 5 copies, was completely impossible to play at launch, and it was created by the guy who designed the Xbox and the writer of Deus Ex & Dishonored. It's been cited as inspiration for Half Life 2, Halo, Far Cry, Doom 3, Octodad, and Surgeon Simulator. It was widely considered The Worst Game Of 1998 when it came out.

It's also a Jurassic Park tie-in that doesn't bother mentioning that in the name!

It's just one of those games that apparently every late-90s game developer either played or helped make! The impact of Trespasser is just massive, all for a game no one played and reportedly isn't that much fun anyway.

[bigmickswingin]

During press events for Trespasser, Blackley had met Bill Gates, then the CEO of Microsoft. Gates had been impressed with the technical achievements of Trespasser, and he helped Blackley to secure a job at Microsoft in February 1999

wikipedia via IGN

lmfao. the reason we have the xbox is the fucking tits health dinosaur game.

[bentothuglife]

Hey it's the guy who made bread from Ancient Egyptian yeast and chocolate from cacao he grew in LA

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

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Unofficial Autism Post

[solitairians]

[minart-was-taken]

It likes those signs. Good stim.

Ghost is never going to talk-talk, but it'll use this knowledge to understand what it's siblings are saying :]

Sequel to this

[minart-was-taken]

You'd think after 5 789 948 siblings she'd be used to this, but this is new, ok

Sequel

[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

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[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[bravelycowering]

[liveactionlover]

two halves

(my interpretation of the story is that akane is bisexual and ranma is bigender btw)

[selleckwaterfallsandwich]

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[pi4nobl4ck]