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@bad-gorillazimagines
hows the army
It’s not god teir but i dont hate it thats for sure. Its still as physically demanding now as it was from day one. I enjoy the lifestyle though, and I adore the people as well! Love you anon, have a wonderful day!!
Imagine 💚
You’re hugging murdoc when all of a sudden you feel a zipper on the back of his neck, you go behind him to investigate and start to unzip it. You see katsu inside, katsu turns around to look at you
“Zip up my mursuit will you? I’m kinda in the middle of something, nyah?”
@mediocregorillazimagines
@bupine your tags are litcherally so cute and it warms my heart to know my shitposts have impacted someone like this 😭 @mediocregorillazimagines LOOK WE HAVE INFLUENCED THE YOUTH
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Guess who's back!
Hello everyone! As you've probably noticed I've returned! And I'm here to make more of your dreams come true with some juicy imagines. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) feel free to send in requests! I'm ready for them.
Note: If i do not get to your ask in a couple weeks it's most likely because i could not work with the material i was given.
Can we get 2d and his s/o walking in on Murdoc eating his own ass while crying bc hes lonely
It had been a fun night of partying and drinking. You and 2D are giggling as you unlock the door to headquarters, ready for a night of continued fun ;) you grab his hand and drag him to your guys shared bedroom. he happily follows with a giggle, his face slightly pink from the alcohol and the advances you've made on him throughout the night. You finally make it upstairs and open the door, your ears are immediately met with the sound of gross slurping. Confused and a little scared you go to turn on the lights, the noises make no show of stopping as your hand creeps towards the lightswitch. *flick* your eyes are met with a horrifying scene, Murdoc lays upon the bed, his body twisted like a pretzel, and his snake like tongue halfway in his chocolate donut. He looks up at you both, sporting a devilish grin "mnghhh, didn't hear you come in loves." You stare in shock until it finally dawns on you. "WHAT DID WE SAY?? NO TONGUE FUCKING ON OUR BED! GET TF OUT YOU GREASY PICKEL." You grab the lamp post on the bedside table and start whacking him over the head. He hisses and scuttles away in the same position you found him, you still hear the slurps as he slinks down the dark hallway.
Sorry it's kinda long! Idk if it's super funny but i tried my best. Also sorry I've ignored your ask for so long!
Bonus:
2D: "is it weird if i think that was kinda hot?"
Merdoc accidentally gets an egg stuck in his ass
You ever see one man one jar? Yeah like that except he likes it and puts in another one everytime the last one cracks. When you guys found him it was...a sight for sure. Him covered in egg and sitting in a pool of eggshells and yolks underneath him. The hospital was not amused to see you all again.
Asking for a sip of 2D’s drink and it’s sewer water
It was a hot summer day at the amusement park you were attending with your significant other, 2D. It was absolutely sweltering and you were dying for a drink, but you were waiting in line for this new awesome coaster so you couldn't just hop out to go buy one. Luckily, you remembered 2D had brought some water in his backpack. You ask him for a sip and he happily digs it out and hands it to you. You, almost dying of thirst, don't notice the cloudy look of the 'water' and take a drink. You cringe and immediately spit it out towards his face, coughing violently, and dry heaving from the taste. You realise what you did and turn to 2D to see his face completely blank, you go to apologise and ask him what in the absolute fuck but before you can his tongue slowly slithers out and starts licking it off all over his face. You stand horrified and speechless as his freakishly long tongue licks his entire face then slithers down to the bottle and takes it from your hand.
Playing outside in the rain with Ace
You and Ace have always loved rainy weather. The calm pitter-patter of the rain on the headquarters roof, the fresh smell of the rejuvenated earth, and of course the puddles! Ace had decided on a whim to go play out in the puddles, you chuckled and started to berate him about going out in the rain without proper gear, he shrugs you off nonchalantly with his smooth attitude and tries to get you out there with him. You smile and sigh defeatedly saying you just have to go grab your coat and boots. You hurriedly grab them, put them on and run back outside. Your smile fades as you see his crispy body, malformed and twitching on the ground in front of you.
Good luck in the military! Sorry if im late i haven't really been on tumblr alot lately ._. Good travels from me and my friend( who also loves your blog!) 💞
Thank you for the good wishes! I made it just fine and am now an official member in the military. I've been at my unit for 5 months already i can't believe it! Sorry i was late to answering this i haven't been on this blog in a while 😌
concept: you’re sucking 2d off in the shower and he just starts shampooing your hair
Conclusion:
◾it runs down into your mouth forcing you to taste it.
◾It disgusts you and you can't hold back.
◾You blow chunks of meaty juice onto him.
◾He instantly cums
How do the band celebrate your birthday?
For sure!
2D:
▪he gets you the most delicious birthday cake he can!
▪when you cut into the cake though it has a suprise
▪it's ciggarettes and drugs baked in
Murdoc:
▪would totally be in his birthday suit even though its your birthday
▪would jump out of the cake naked to suprise you
▪but instead he didnt get to jump out and got cut by the knife
▪*muffled screaming*
Noodle:
▪shes so sweet she gets you all kinds of cute gifts
▪including the heads of your enemies
▪shes all bloody when she walks in and just sets down the head of someone who bullied you in highschool
▪happy birthday!
Russel:
▪he gets you a gun for your birthday
▪he says you gotta protect yourself
▪you screamed when he slammed it onto the table
Ace(rip):
▪he gets all the party favors
▪since he has enough money now he just buys out the store
▪you are all swimming in toys and party supplies
▪you cant find Ace and will never find him
▪he has drowned
I think 2D is the type of boyfriend to bring you breakfast in bed but the eggs are overdone and your toast is burnt but he’s got such happy puppy dog eyes because he did this unprompted cute thing for you that you have to eat every bite in front of him to make him feel happy and appreciated
This blog is so chaotic I love it
I had a lot of chaotic energy i needed to unleash. This blog is but a prison of my inner thoughts projected onto a band i love. 😛
Hey man! Good luck in the military 💙💙
Thank you so much sweet baby anon 😘
Hello again!
So sadly, i will not be updating anytime soon. Part of my plan to get my life back on track was to join basic training. so i am currently enlisted in the us military and can't keep this blog going like i used to. I wont be deleting this blog nor will i be handing it off to someone, i simply want to keep it stagnant and watch it age like fine wine. Thank you for being here with me and enjoying my content. Till next time 😘
Announcement!
Im sorry I've been so inactive everyone! I am very busy getting my life on track right now and it's taking up alot of my time and energy. I promise i will be fully active in a month or two though! Until then so you're not completely derived from horrible imagines, please go check out my friends blog @mediocregorillazimagines
Thank you all so much for being here with me this long, i love all of you so much! See you soon!
@kevin-the-starbucks-intern has asked: "2D has an addiction to hentai"
You walk down the corridor to 2Ds room, he hasn't been outside of that door since last week. You worry about him and want to make sure he eats and doesn't die. As you approach the door you feel more and more unsettled, a chill runs up your spine as you reach for the handle and start to turn the knob. You open it and the first thing that hits you is the smell, it's a sweaty meat like smell with a hint of metal in it, causing your nose to cringe. Once the door is open all the way you start to take in your surroundings, its...terrifying. Hentai magazines strewn about with shredded pages, figurines covered in unknown liquids, dvds, posters, wall scrolls, anything you can imagine that has hentai on it, is there. You see 2D huddled into a corner with his laptop, he's holding a pillow with a naked girl on it, you assume his waifu. He hears you and slowly turns around to face you, you make eye contact with him and black out.
What happens next is up to your imagination 😜
