#2d imagines

[2ds-pepperminttea]

HOW EACH MEMBER OF GORILLAZ WOULD COMFORT YOU AFTER A BAD DAY : MURDOC EDITION

He's extremely awkward and uncertain of what to do.

He'd ask if you would like some tea and search the whole house to find the flavor you like. Hell, he'd make sure to go and buy it if he didn't have it.

If your love language is physical touch then he would also make sure to give you some soft pecks to the cheek and offer to cuddle.

If it's quality time, then he would suggest to watch your comfort movie / show. Perhaps play some video games and curse everyone's bloodlines.

If it's reassurance then he would do his best to let you know you're an amazing person, deserving of all the love and care. ( Admittedly, this would have him question whether he is the right person for you or not. )

He'd also ensure you're as comfortable as possible, with blankets, plushies and anything else you may desire.

He may not be the most attentive person but when he tries, he goes all the way.

He'd cook and clean for you. The very definition of male wife. Whether it's well done or not. . .that's another story but you can't really be mad at it can you?

there's a chance he would be very reckless and buy you some gifts.

Perhaps even get his hands on a stray cat/dog and bring it home for you. If he's desperate to cheer you up.

Massages. You're getting the ultimate relaxing experience, or so he calls it.

You'll also have to listen to a story that most likely is fake about how great he used to be at giving massages.

Expect a lot of stuttering and questions.

Am i doing this right? How are ya feelin', luv? Anythin' else i can get fer ya? This didn't come out right, i meant— ; I— I think I understand whatcha tryna to tell me.

Overall, it's the best side of him that shines. A side he doesn't like showing due to fear of vulnerability but is willing to do it for you.

[monkeyparasite]

pathetic imagines, part one ig

Murdoc is trying to impress you, so he does the splits and his pants rip, revealing hes not wearing his old man tidy widys, he has no underwear on whatsoever. he feels a sudden raft of air in his buttcrack, he tries to get up but he fails, so he just crawls on the floor like a little roach, dragging himself on his belly, tears streaming down his face as his green face now has a tint of slight dark red. He retreats into his winnabago where he sobs for the rest of the night and orders 20 pairs of new jeans, spamming you with messages on how hes so so sorry and how he will model the new jeans for you

2D has learned a new "magic trick", so he decides to show it to you. Pointing a flashlight at his eye, he flicks it on. The bright light scars him, sending him falling back wailing in pain, hes rolling on the floor now, you better take him to the doctor. Hes still crying, why he wailing for his mother what- please help this boy oh my god

You and Russel had the wonderful idea of going to a big stew party, where everyone helps make the gianormous pot of stew, bringing spices, meats, veggies, and more yum yums. You brought whatever delicay you'd prefer or liked to, while Russel's input to the dish remained a mystery to you. At the grand ending, you realize Russel has not added anything to the dish, but before you can say anything, Russel has alreadly climbed the metal steps up the big bubbling pot of fresh warm stew. He throws his long coat he has been wearing ever since you came here behind him, revealing a two piece bikini. Mortifed, your frozen with fear, unable to stop Russel of his grand move: Jumping into the pot beautifully off the ladder like its a diving board, he dives head first into the stew, he is now one with the stew

It was never strange for Noodle to make you things, like macaroni art and such. But she had something even bigger planned, she swore up and down and would refuse to talk about anything else to you, saying how much of a big surpise it would be and how much you would love it. One day, she hands you an abnormally medium sized box, opening it, you see that its a.. sweater? Putting it on, she brings Katsu into the room, also wearing a sweater that was the exact color of your hair.. Looking at your own sweater, you notice that it matches Katsu fur color palette. Trying to not jump to conclusions, you ask Noodle what the sweater she made for you was made with, her respone only confirming your fears, it was in fact, a sweater of Kastu's shedded hair. Overwhelmed with discomfort, you don't ask what Katsu's sweater is made of, I think we all know what it is anyways

Waking up in the middle of night, wanting a mid night snack, you creep into the kitchen to seeAce at the stove, in only his nightgown, long night cap, and bunny slippers. You creep closer to him, seeing that their is a metal candle holder with a lit candle in it, sitting next to the stove, on the counter. He whispers a singular sentence, shaking you to your core, "Popeyes biscuit, no drink". You rush as quietly as you arrived, for your midnight hunger is no longer present due to that horrifying thought

[underscoredinnisg]

now that my asks are working, and not many imagines blogs are up and running for gorillaz anymore, i want to start taking and writing requests for Gorillaz!! they can be anything! ill do gorillaz member X anon if you leave a general description, it can just be head canons or a full short story its up to you :D

i have a few rules

-no heavy NSFW, im not super comfy with that

-no inter gorillaz ships (the only one im ok with is Ace and 2D)

-i will do angst but nothing super triggering

-i will do any phase! (i do prefer the early phases tho lol)

-nothing that discriminates on people (racism, homophobia, transphobia, ect)

-almost anything besides that is ok! but if i feel uncomfortable doing something i will either ignore it or say "hey im not comfy with this" or i might just take the part im uncomfortable with out and write the other stuff

(bonus for reading down this far, i might draw it if im feeling ~inspired~)

(pls lemme know if my asks arent working, i think they are but idk)

[2d-frooti]

2D headcanon: how he shows affection

Requested?: No

Gender Neutral Reader :)

Warnings: Cussing, tooth-rotting fluff, & NSFW but there’s a warning before

It’s shit, but it’s something to post

- When you first started dating, baby blue was so scared to show any kind of physical affection, like, at all

-You two had gone to see a new zombie movie and it was actually you who had leaned over and whispered “Can I hold your hand?” He got the sweetest smile on his face before replying “you don’t hav’ to ask, love”

-is never just not touching you after that

-hand holding, linked arms, arm around your shoulders, hand on your lower back, ass grabbing, he doesn’t care he just loves to touch you and show that you’re his

- Whenever you’ve had a bad day he’ll just come up behind you and nestle his face in your neck, occasionally mumbling something about how you know how much he loves you, right?

-this boy is your biggest fan, ever

- wearing a bomb-ass outfit? He will hype you up to no end! Just chilling in sweats? He can’t stop thinking about how cute you look!

- He really can’t get enough of your presence and is just so much more happy when he’s around you, but he’ll give you your personal space if you ask him

-—————— ⚠️ Oops! NSFW ⚠️ ——————-

-There’s a very fine line between fucking and love making

- AND THIS MAN really walks that line so well

-But if you’ve had a bad day, it’s all about you, babe

-He goes slow and gives you gentle kisses and just makes sure you’re relaxed and enjoying yourself because he really just loves you sososo much

- If you’re giving him head, he goes wild

- he throws his head back and his thighs shake

- whispers/ moans to you about how good you are and how much he loves you

- stg even when you’re being nasty he only thinks about loving you

Hey if you liked this you guys should follow me? Idk crazy idea lmao

[imagine-those-dorks]

“Sleep over? Please?” For 2D gorillaz please!!!

I hope you enjoy!

<3 Mod Cherry

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The vibe around the spirit house was tense. With the new album coming out and Murdoc bossing everyone around it’s hard to get a moment of peace. You work for the band as their sound director. You’ve been with them since Murdoc kidnapped you to work on the plastic beach album. While Murdoc has tried to get nicer since he’s gotten out of jail he is still very harsh on you guys. Especially to your lead singer boyfriend. You sit at the cluttered kitchen table trying to get the right beat for the new song. 

“GET OUT AND DON’T COME BACK IN HERE UNTIL YOU GROW SOME TYPE OF A BRAIN YOU SODDING BLOKE!” The loud, gruff voice of Murdoc followed by a thud and a slamming door could be heard from upstairs. 

A discombobulated 2D entered the kitchen while rubbing the back of his head. “What happened to you?” you asked. “Murdoc got mad that I couldn’t come up with anymore song ideas and threw something at me.” As 2D sat in the chair next to yours, you reached over and massaged the growing lump on the back of his head. A sigh of relief escaped the void eyed man. 

“How about this Stu-pot. In 30 minutes I’ll stop working and we can just relax together.”

“That sounds nice. Can we have a sleepover? Please? I’ll even grab us some movies to watch and everything!” The moment you nodded 2D took off out the kitchen to prepare for your sleepover.

[watashiwagorillaztrash]

2d with a scary punk s/o who’s actually a big sweetheart? (Preferably phase 2?) thank u 💙

(here u go anon! hope you enjoy! cheers!)

Everyone, with the exception of Murdoc, was super happy for 2D when he announced that he had a significant other. Noodle kept on pestering him to bring them, wanting to meet them, despite Russel’s warnings that Murdoc would probably scare them away.That, oddly enough, made 2D laugh. So, soon, it was arranged for you to come along and meet his band.

When 2D walked you into the studio, arm around your shoulder, you heard a soft gasp from a half-dressed green man, who you figured was Murdoc.That left the man with the wide grin, yet confused expression, to be Russel, and the teen poking her head out of the corridor to be Noodle. You gave Murdoc your best intimidating face.

“This is my significant other,” 2D announced, a cheeky grin on his face.Murdoc turned tail quickly, deciding that whatever he had in mind wasn’t something he wanted to do.2D’s bandmates looked a little worried, and a little more confused by your easy intimidation of Murdoc, but were put at ease by you and your boyfriend sharing a laugh.

“It worked,” the singer cheered, grinning widely.Noodle beamed, walking over to you and holding out a hand to shake. “Hello! I’m Noodle.”“I know!” You grinned, shaking the girl’s hand. “Stu-Pot’s told me all about you. And you must be Russ!”Russel nodded, smiling at you. “It’s great to meet you.”“Great to meet you too,” you replied cheerfully.

That day was a good example of how deceiving looks could be. And how good 2D’s lovers had the great potential to be.

[last-living-imagines]

The band members of gorillaz and how they sleep with their s/o? ( UwU)

So I know I did one or two imagines that involved cuddling (they were for 2D and Murdoc), but I don’t think I’ve ever really done one for all of the band like this.

Murdoc: This mans will always turn away from his s/o in his sleep. He doesn’t do it on purpose– sometimes he’ll get a little to warm and roll away from the cause of the extra heat under the blanket. If he’s near the edge of the bed, sometimes his arm or leg will poke out from the blanket. When Murdoc does roll away though, his s/o is quick to follow after him– they were very comfortable with the extra warmth and want it back. Much to Mudz’ dismay. If the pair are ever on tour together and are forced to sleep in a bunk, Murdoc has NO PROBLEM having someone as gooooooorgeous as his s/o sleeping on top of him– makes things easier in the morning if ya know what I’m sayin’ ;)

2D: His poor fuckin’ s/o, man. 2D has a hard enough time fitting all his limbs under the blanket, but now he has to worry about possibly poking his s/o in the face with his elbows as he moves during the night. He’s definitely one of those people that moves around a lot in their sleep– rolling, moving their arms or legs to find that cold spot. In the midst of all this, if his arm or leg did collide with his s/o, his body would be like “Oh hey. There’s that person I like. Lemme just sliiiiiiither on over there.” And he would pull them into his body. The only times 2D doesn’t move around in his sleep as much is when he’s with his s/o. 

Russel: Russel is the kind of guy that can sleep through just about anything. The man looooves his sleep. When he’s with his s/o, he usually ends up on his back, with their head resting on his chest. Russ will usually sleep through his s/o getting up or back into bed from going to use the bathroom or to get a midnight snack. There are times where his s/o will wake him up late at night asking if he wants to go to the 24-hour diner by their place because they’re having a hard time staying asleep. After getting some midnight breakfast and some cuddles/massages from Russel, the pair have no trouble falling asleep for the rest of the night.

Noodle: These two are always all over themselves. Noodle tends to spread herself out on her bed, trying to take up as much space as she can– her s/o is the same way. If someone were to look at them while they were under a blanket, you couldn’t tell whose limb was whose. There have been times where Noodle gets woken up by her s/o’s arm in her face, but this just gives her the opportunity to cuddle into them before falling back asleep. Noods and her s/o tend to start out cuddling, but throughout the night end up moving themselves wherever they can. 

[bad-gorillazimagines]

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