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I’m up at 5am, picking up my friend’s car insurance information to drive it to him later because he got his car stolen yesterday. This being after the weekend in which I had my first anxiety attack that hospitalized me after donating blood, watching boxing, shadow boxing, getting winded, and not being able to calm down. It’s been a while people of tumblr. This is just checking in. ✌

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#Rant time, not sure if the top picture is a joke or not but I saw it in my feed and decided I had a few things to say about it. First of all let me say that it is admirable to want to use proper and appropriate vernacular when referring to PEOPLE, but these are pastries ladies and gentlemen. You don't have to be over sensitive to them. They don't care what you call them. You're going to EAT THEM!! 😂😂😂 The argument for not you man as a suffix when referring to a police officer for example is if you call them a policeman you neglect the fact that they may not be male at all. But gingerbreadmen don't have genders to begin with, they cannot procreate and they don't have genitalia of either kind. This is one of those situations where people want to do something nice for #transgender or #gay or #vegan people (which is fine) but they're going about it in a way that really had no point. Also just because they're organic and vegan doesn't mean they're good for you. I'd much rather have a #ClifBar in the morning and enjoy it's vegan protein filled sustenance and go to the gym than eat a doughy, bland, overpriced, ginger person and feel too bloated to watch t.v. comfortably(hyperbole, don't get mad bro). In any case I thought this was just silly and unnecessary and decided to share my viewpoint without putting down anyone else's. #Comedy #PoliticalCorrectness #Oversensitivity #Funny #Meme #Futurama

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Jiu Jitsu at the beach! Hahaha, in my defense it was VERY hard to shrimp my hips and move around in general in the sand. Anyway, it just goes to show you everyone has to start somewhere. Terribly bad technique but terribly good fun with friends. #JiuJitsu #BJJ #Fun #Friends #Beach #SantaCruz #Throwback #Funny

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Ronda Rousey's Biggest Problem

Honestly, I've been thinking about it more and more and I really don't like this next fight for Ronda Rousey. Not because I think she'll lose, on the contrary, I think this is basically a fixed fight in that it is such a ridiculous mismatch. Holly Holm may have been a decorated boxer, but her MMA technique is far from where it needs to be in order to challenge Ronda. She throws shots from too far away, she loads up on a lot of her strikes, and she has shown zero experience on the mat. This is not what a championship fight is supposed to be. At least the Joanna co-main event seems like it could be competitive, more so if it goes to the ground. A championship fight should be competitive and should at least give the illusion that Ronda could lose. It feels like the UFC is protecting Ronda. I just hate to see Ronda's possible legacy in the sport be tarnished by easy fights. Bethe Correia shouldn't have gotten a title shot either, she'd never faced anyone in the top ten and didn't even finish Jessamyn Duke. I really hope the UFC smartens up and either gives Miesha Tate, Cat Zingano, Amanda Nunes, or even Cris Santos the next title shot (These seem like Ronda's biggest threats). Because if we see Ronda get another fight like this, she may as well be a fake champion.

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Yeeeeee, this is going to be good! #DuffyVsPorier #DustinPorier #UFC #FightNightDublin

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I'm am hyped as hell for #DuffyVsPorier Duffy is a freaking beast in one of the toughest division in the toughest combat sport. #UFC #MMA #JiuJitsu #IrishJoeDuffy #JosephDuffy #FightNightDublin

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No means no guys. If a giant dude like this says no you better put your hands up and brace yourself for that right hand. 😂😂😂 Dude on the right was trying to be a fuck-boi!(Still not sure if I'm using that right) #MMA #Funny #Fail #Memes #Pride #Bellator #FuckBoy @mayracvega @addieeali @jaime_murguia1896 @mo_money818

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My dude is the shit, it's the highlight of some of my days to get #snapchat messages from this guy. They're either hilarious, dope as hell, or both! He's a great artist, my best friend, and he's pretty good at tongue twisters. #Art #FutureArtist #Drawing #CJ #FresnoState #HomiesSince2ndGrade #College #DBZ #Goku #MajinBuu

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Who could possibly say no?(Don't get any ideas, but my mom actually loves chilaquiles) 😂😂😂 #Netflix #Funny #Meme #Repost @funnymma #Mexican #LatinoAmérica #Chilaquiles

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@somevulgarname Do you remember where this is from?? 😂😂😂 First trip to Santa Cruz with the homies and this dude decides to smack me like he's my mom and I broke a window! @jaime_murguia1896 @mayracvega @addieeali @eceja96 #Mexican #MexicanMoms #Memes #Funny #AssWhoopings

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Sage Northcutt looks like the real deal and I can't wait to see what happens when someone who has been training for so long but who is so young goes up against elite mixed martial artists(even though I feel like we all know what's going to happen) but damn what a couple of crazy freaking divisions this kid is caught in between. You either throw him to the dogs at 155 or you hope he doesn't get to the top of 175 too quick and get murdered by anyone in the top ten. Either way it'll be interesting to see how it all plays out and I definitely wish this kid the best of luck, he's definitely got some great potential. #MMA #UFC #Funny #Meme #SageNorthcutt #JiuJitsu #Boxing #MuayThai #Kickboxing

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This was the first caption that came to mind but the second one I came up with. I swear my grandpa's dog is hilarious! An friend of my once told me "There's no such thing as light sparring" I can personally assure you I've been in some terrible gym wars, and even though I always came out the loser, I felt like a winner just by having the balls to step into the cage in the first place. #Boxing #MMA #Funny #Meme #Dogs #BullyBreed #Sparring #BJJ #JiuJitsu

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I've had this picture in my gallery for the longest time 😂😂😂 what caption could possibly live up to the face my grandpa's dog made!? This is one of the captions I thought up just something funny and stupid I thought I'd throw out there. But believe me there are more! 😂😂😂 #Funny #Dogs #Sidechick #Funny #Meme

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I know I'm not the only one bugged by this. It really bums me out when I see 12-15 year olds taking scantily clad pictures, pictures with abs, pictures in provocative poses, or pictures with obscene amounts of makeup on their faces in substitute for a personality frankly all that is annoying enough with some adults. YOU'RE A CHILD!! GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HAVE AN EXPERIENCE, LIIIIIVE!! You can't become an awesome adult from the couch. But that's what happens when the media glorifies pretty, boring, stupid and untalented people. Children have always been so impressionable but now there are so many bad role models for them who are only a click away on t.v. remote or one video on YouTube. These are some dangerous times to grow up man. I'm glad I was and am still able to positively influence my little cousins, who I consider more like siblings. Keep an eye on the young people in your life, we're going to need them. (Also I guess I'm going to start taking credit for these memes I make, just so people can differentiate between my memes and the memes I share) #SocialMedia #Children #Sexy? #Change #Reality #Sad

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In other news...(when I was high)

I literally got emotional listening to "Hey Joe" by Jimmy Hendrix. 😪

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I thought of this while high

Ruby Rose has made me question my ability to identify gender in people. It(ability to identify gender in people) was like a lame superpower we all had that I didn't realize was vital until I couldn't do it.

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Tinder would like you to know, you suck too.

I think it'd be funny if tinder let you know who else swiped left. Like instead of getting matched you swipe left on someone and a message pops up saying "Guess what fuck face? They didn't like you either!" 😂