[haynes-parker]

Come to the audition with me?

[badboy-sam]

Screw you.

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

Nope. I’m fairly unusual.

[badboy-sam]

'Fucking weirdo' fits it better, man.

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

Do I look like I’m kidding?

[badboy-sam]

Nah, man, but I had a tiny bit of hope left. Honestly, you don't like alochol?

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

I don’t like the taste of beer or alcohol. And I’m a lightweight.

[badboy-sam]

You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding.

[alfiekennings]

I got a new job today…

[badboy-sam]

What? Porn star?

[katherine-l-deactivated20161228]

No! It was more!

[badboy-sam]

Kat. I'm a drug dealer. I know the value of my shit. You get two joints.

[jfc-toby]

Are you asking why I want it…or…?

[badboy-sam]

No, I'm asking why my fucking grandma wants it. Yes, dumbass, that's what I'm asking!

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

Cause I don’t want to get hurt again.

[badboy-sam]

Woah, shit just got really depressive. And you aren't even drunk.

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

I go unnoticed for a reason.

[badboy-sam]

Cause you don't wanna be noticed?

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

I catch feelings easily. If I was to have sex with someone there’s a possibility I’ll want to be with them. That’s not good for me. I’m not a virgin, but I’m not someone who will ever participate in casual sex. It fucks people up.

[badboy-sam]

Wooow. You little shit are really smart.

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

There’s nothing wrong with it. I just don’t want to be used for sex.. I’m more than just a piece of ass. So what if I am?

[badboy-sam]

C'mon, that shit ain't about using someone. It's just about having some fun, that's all. Really? You gotta be kidding me! You've never had sex before?

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

I’m not gonna just go out and have sex with people. I have more dignity than that. If someone wants to have sex with me then they gotta be dating me.

[badboy-sam]

Are you fucking serious right now? The fuck's wrong with some casual sex? Hold on - are you trying to tell me you're a virgin?

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

It’s not my choice. It’s because guys think the same thing you do. I’m a nerd and nobody likes nerds.

[badboy-sam]

Aw, poor thing. You have noooo idea how many kinky people are out there. Put on your glasses and an innocent look, trust me, that shit works.

[diamond--bling-deactivated20161]

It’s-It’s not a waste.. I dunno. I get straight A’s. So really smart.

[badboy-sam]

Kinda is if you aren't having any fun with it. Huh. School's overrated.

[badboy-sam]

@paxtonjsyk: just because im smart doesnt mean i know where your room is.

@samgetshigh: @paxtonjsyk fine im coming to yours jfc

[haynes-parker]

Don’t you dare drug me, Barnes.

[badboy-sam]

That shit is fucking low, even for me.

[badboy-sam]

@paxtonjsyk: @samgetshigh actually i um.. dont know. and why are you using a winky face?

@samgetshigh: @paxtonjsyk aren't you supposed to be smart or sth? why not? ;)