↪ 𝑯𝑶𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹 . ( a collection of sentence starters from S4 of syfy’s wynonna earp . adjust phrasing as necessary . )
still not looking at your ass .
a first - aid kit , yeah … that’s something we should have , right ?
what kind of psychopath doesn’t use a pen ?
come voluntarily or you’ll be taken by force .
is that why you’ve been so moody and unpredictable ?
absorbent is as absorbent does .
it’s nice to see a familiar face .
i need to find [ name ] .
when i find [ name ] , i am gonna torture her .
[ name ] , i need you to come with me .
i don’t even get where you’re going .
you PROMISED you’d be honest .
let me have a sip of thinking juice , here .
what aren’t you telling me ?
so you also lied to me about NOT lying ??
i need to atone for my recent history .
we’ve all done bad things to each other .
you’re being forgetful . or kind .
next time someone has to risk their lives , YOU’RE IT !
i would do literally anything to keep her safe .
sometimes life is a real backpack of balls .
i am so serious , shut your mouth .
if you die , i’ll kill you !
don’t you know how dangerous this is ?
listen , we can help each other , alright ?
is everything a sex joke to you ?
who’s a girl gotta screw around here to get a gun ?
that sounds kinda lesbian .
[ name ] , how could you ?
i’ll show you how it’s done .
you’re stronger than i expected .
i told you , i’m leaving .
[ name ] , what the hell ?!
something here is pretty off .
we’ll think a little better with some fire in our bellies .
say your piece , [ name ] .
it’s just so good to be home .
i thought i’d be safe in here .
the only place scarier than in here , is out there .
i didn’t mean it like that . not at all .
please don’t say you’re sorry anymore . you don’t need to be .
vacation’s over , assholes !
please tell me everyone’s okay , [ name ] .
what really happened to [ name ] ?
i know i let everyone down .
i hope that means there’s no hard feelings .
as you all know , i excel at having opinions .
i wish i knew what we were up against .
home - brewed mold juice will NOT defeat pure evil !
at first i thought it was irrelevant , but then i figured it out .
what does a [ last name ] know about keeping their word ?
there’s been enough crime today .
[ name ] , what’s going on ?
that would get my slacks off in a second .
please don’t get off on the wrong foot .
i know every curve . every sigh . every taste .
yeah , i guess i forgot .
i can’t wait for the rest of our lives to unfold .
sorry , i’m just . i’m so distracted .
thanks for taking care of my friend .
i feel like i can handle it .
baby , i’m sorry nobody’s here .
you’re sorry we’re alone in the house ?
i’m merely here to conduct business .
everyone knows you’re [ name’s ] man .
stand down , big boy . all it is to me is interesting .
i’m sexy , i’m cute , i found it in a boot .
sometimes i feel like you’re keeping me a secret .
even if your family sucks , you don’t .
crush ? don’t say that , okay - not here .
there’s easier ways to say you feel different .
can we go ? now ? like , right now ?
rule number one , we do not work for the enemy !
what do you want me to do ?
you wanna see childish ? how about this ?
i know you … and you know me .
what the hell is this place ?
it’s high time we leave this place .
what did you do ?! idiot , what did you do ?!
all i have is my people .
you may be dumbstruck but you’re not an idiot .