Bad Dinosaur Puns

Daily bad puns about dinosaurs and other prehistoric reptiles. Twitter: @PunsDinosaur

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What do you call the dinosaur mafia boss?

-The Pterano-Don

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What kind of dinosaur can you find at a food court?

-A Pretzel-coatlus

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What do you call the dinosaur mafia boss?

The Iguano-Don

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What do you call a dinosaur that rides the subway?

A Di-metro-don

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What do dinosaurs see when they die?

The Grim Raptor

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What do you call a dinosaur that's afraid of the elevator?

-a Try-stair-atops

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What do you call a dinosaur that wrestles?

A Lucha-saur

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What do you call a dinosaur that loves April Fools Day?

A Prank-ylosaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to get squeaky clean?

A Compsog-bath-us

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What do you call a dinosaur with heavy artillery?

A Tank-ylosaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that always keeps its cool?

A Calm-sognathus

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Why are duckbill dinosaurs so loud?

They're always making a Parasaurolo-fuss

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What happens to bad dinosaur children?

They get a Spanky-so-sore-ass

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What do you call a dinosaur with lots a talent?

A Skill-ophosaurus

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What's a dinosaur's favorite movie?

Its a toss up between "Parasaur-mal Activity" or "The Rex-orcist"

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What do you call a dinosaur that believes in life after love?

A Tri-Cher-atops

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What do you call a dinosaur pharmacist?

A Comp-drug-nathus