spoonie

chronically ill med student. making jokes like my life depends on it.

[badjokesonme]

an open letter to my body:

Bro, wtf.

[badjokesonme]

due to recent events:

Just calling someone with significant scars on their face "shitface" and laughing about it like you just delivered a great punch line is not an appropriate joke. Not even if that person is a good friend.

[badjokesonme]

I've decided to come off my antidepressants and now I'm just praying to the spaghetti monster that this decision won't mess up my life again.

[alphacrone]

i will no longer be referring to my chronic illness as such. instead I will only refer to it as an UNBREAKABLE ANCESTRAL CURSE.

[badjokesonme]

Will I finish medical school or will medical school finish me? We will see.

[badjokesonme]

I got Covid within the first four days of medical school so it looks like it's finishing me.

[badjokesonme]

Also I'm in the process of getting diagnosed with yet another autoimmune disorder. Good times.

[badjokesonme]

Will I finish medical school or will medical school finish me? We will see.

[badjokesonme]

I got Covid within the first four days of medical school so it looks like it's finishing me.

[badjokesonme]

Will I finish medical school or will medical school finish me? We will see.

[badjokesonme]

I just saw someone call their eds "bendy bitch disease" and I haven't recovered from that

[badjokesonme]

sir I beg you to cooperate

[raccooninapartyhat]

YES i'm disabled YES i'm a villain NO i am not a villain because i'm disabled i'm a villain because it's SEXY

[badjokesonme]

I have exactly two ways I deal with the scars ony face (from a severe skin disorder that almost killed me last year):

1. Oh god I am disfigured how will anyone ever love me

2. Hehehe I look like a villain from an epic superhero movie WATCH OUT FOR ME GOTHAM CITY

[impracticality-deactivated20230]

I would be unstoppable if not for the problems

[suigintou]

category 5 tummy event

[bloodenjoyer]

prominent member of the tummy hurts community

[badjokesonme]

Everyone at home except me, the immunocompromised guy, currently has Omicron.

The vaccine is strong with this one. May the antibodies be with me.

[bombing]

this isn’t a blog. it’s a coping mechanism

[badjokesonme]

a documentary about my life

me: "I'll be fine"

narrator: "He was not."

[citrineghost]

me, gaslighting my stomach into cooperation: you’re fine