The Dark, Scary and Funny

I post dark stuff scary stuff and also funny stuff :)

[badkarmaforever]

Lies

My friend lied about not killing someone

Even though people say she's not

She still lying

Even though a police has questioned her she still lying

Even though she has passed every lie test

She still lying

Even though a therapist talked to her

She still lying

Everyone says she's telling the truth

But I know she's lying

Because she killed me...

[badkarmaforever]

The Light

I was driving home last at night

There was not a car in sight

Just the roads being lit by the streetlight

I pick up my burger  and take a big bite

If I take it home me and my wife will fight

I don't know that for sure but i know we might.

Something appeared on the road..it was white

I couldn't explain it or atleast not quite

I drove towards it even though I knew the dangers that despite

It was way too wide and bright

To see into the night

It moved with me until it got stuck when the road was too tight

I remember it looking like such a delight

The next thing I saw was me and my car taking flight.

I was then greeted by who looked like a knight.

He told me I was dying and I didn't realize so I looked into the light...

That means that all the doctors were right.

[badkarmaforever]

Disney's Curse...

I am a Disney worker...well I was, until the incident. I was filling in for a friend.

I was working there for years and this was my first time on the night shift.

I don't even know why they do it, it's really quite useless but I had to do it, it was weird though...My friend said not to contact him until I got home but I thought nothing of it.

The night began boring and I was just sitting in the staff room reading until I heard a giggle but not just any giggle I recognized it as Snow Whites giggle. I have worked there for years so I know what all the characters sound like including there laugh.

I wanted to investigate so I turned on all the outside lights that weren't the security ones and went to walk around the rides and everywhere somewhere might be hiding to pull something like that but I didn't find anything or anyone so I assumed it was my imagination.

I was walking about when all of the lights started to flicker on and off. I heard giggling but not just from Snow White from all the princesses. It got louder and louder as I started to pick up the pace until eventually I was sprint to get out until something grabbed me from behind!

They were choking me I couldn't get out the more I struggled the harder they choked me until I passed out. I don't know for how long but I woke up feeling light headed, I went to put my hand on my head but there was something blocking it... There was a strange mask over my head

I looked down and I was lying on a table, I slowly sit up and look beside me to see a mirror, I was wearing a mickey mouse head. I started to panic but then I hear footsteps and three princesses came in one by one except they didn't look like princesses they were all distorted and mangled.

Snow Whites head was snapped, her eyes were pitch black and her dress had holes in it

Rapunzels hair had gaps in it, it left a fresh trail of blood when she walked and she had this long tongue that stuck out like a lizard trying to capture it's pray...

And Cinderellas mouth looked like it had been sewed to be open wide forever and her teeth was sharp with blood dripping from them..

They all had blood dripping off there ripped dresses.

I tried to escape but it was too late they were already stuffing my body into an extremely tight Mickey Mouse costume, I couldn't move and I was running out of air!

I saw everything and then nothing.

My body grew limp and my eyes rolled back.

I heard them chanting something as I lay lifeless on the table,

I felt my soul and personality and everything that made me who I am disappear but my brain was still active.

I couldn't control my body only my thoughts and eyes.

They were controlling my body and so many others, the so called princesses that still Rome the park today controlling me and everyone else in a suit...Goofy, Minnie, Donald, they are all controlled by the princesses...No...the demons that cursed disney.

Now there's nothing I can do...my life has ended I just replay the story in my head over and over forever as I watch the kids play innocently unknowing of what has happened  I can only one day someone will stop this and free me and so many others from the prison, and what has happened over and over again and what might happen again never does...

[badkarmaforever]

I'm Sorry...

I used to love you

But now I don't

It faded away

Like dust in wind

One little thing

Has ruined us

I'm never going to forgive

There's just no point

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry...

But that's my final choice.

[badkarmaforever]

Girl: What's the difference between a boner and a Camaro?

Boy: I don't have a Camaro

[badkarmaforever]

I won first place In a boner competition

I had some stiff competition

[badkarmaforever]

Five night's at freddy's

Hey there!

How ya doin'?

Nice to meet you, are you new in town?

Don't think I've seen you before

It's great to see new faces around!

Come get to know me

And you won't wanna leave after tonight

Down here, we're lonely

And we would love you to join us for a bite!

Who's next?

I hope you don't feel complexed,

We're poor little souls

Who have lost all control

And we're forced here to take that role

Oh don't be afraid

Atleast your getting paid

Do you even have a clue?

All the evil things we do,

Surprising that you don't run

Don't listen to them there trying to scare you!

Hey keep it down there crew

When you're forced to live in a mask for the rest of your years

You pick up a thing or two about bone-chilling fear

And we just wanna share with you everything we learned

All the pain and suffering, tenfold in return

We're not gonna lie to you, this is gonna hurt

'Cause now it's your turn

No! Come back

You can run,

You can't hide

We'll always seek

We'll always find

Though we tried our best you seem to have beginner's luck

We came so close but we just couldn't make you one of us

Congratulations are deserved it's 6 AM you win

We'll see you here tomorrow night and do it all again

I told you guys to stop scaring our new friend!!

He might not come back now that the night is at it's end

[badkarmaforever]

I'm trying to study but IT'S really hard since your such a dickstraction

[badkarmaforever]

I was sitting next to this really hot girl on the bus and I was telling myself "don't get a boner, don't get a boner"

But she did...

[badkarmaforever]

Please notice me

At the field where we meet is where I sit

I waste away bit by bit

I looked side to side but you never came

It was like to you it was a game

But this was more, she meant alot

And I think that she had forgot,

She told me her secrets up on the field

Some made me cry when she revealed,

But she's more distant now and it gives me great pain

It's really like she has been restrain,

I hate it but there's nothing I can do

I don't exist in her world so she doesn't have a clue,

I see her everyday but I'm too scared to ask

Why she's the person hiding under the mask...

[badkarmaforever]

Pink Blossoms

Pink blossoms fell all around me,

I looked him in the eyes and the world around me began to flee,

I hoped with all my heart he would say the single best word in the alphabet...yes

He better, this has caused me so must stress

As he opened his mouth my heart started to beat

I knew I loved him the moment we first meet

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I knew something was up when she asks to go to the tree

She said that she had something to ask me

I was so nervous I had butterflies everywhere

I hoped after today I wouldn't fall into despair

Yes! She uttered the words I hoped she would say

The pink blossoms fell around us this has been such a day

It took me a moment to say it but my answer was of course...yes

I'm really glad that she was brave enough to confess!

I could see the tears forming in her eyes

But I reached in close and rubbed her tears away so it dries

I kissed her and it felt so damn right

I invited her over and she stayed the night

And I hoped she would never leave

So that is the love I believe 💘💘💘

[badkarmaforever]

Enough

As the rain hit the window

I looked up at the grey clouds

I saw the light peering in

But it wasn't enough to get in

It reminded me of someone I knew

Someone who wasn't enough

I looked at my reflection and I saw that person...the person that wasn't enough

I could feel the tears rolling down my face

I was all alone by the window because I'm not enough...

Enough for someone to love...

Enough to buy a pet...

Enough to have a family

I looked down at my lap,

It was wet but not from the rain

I looked back up at the clouds to see a little rain of sun that was enough to get through....

That wasn't me though...

I'm not enough.

[badkarmaforever]

What do you call a ghost erection?

A booooner

[badkarmaforever]

Swinging Swing

I went to the park

And it was light not dark,

I was trying to find a place to chill

I found somewhere up on a hill,

It was a swing swinging all on its own

There was no one on it, I was alone

But there was something there for I knew that for sure

But who was on it? And what for?

I didn't know, but for a slip second

I saw a shadow moving I definitely reckoned

I then realized it was just like me

It wanted a place where it could be free

I heard it whisper so I would hear

"Don't be afraid I'll always be near"

And ever since I've never been alone

I loved my new friend

Even though I couldn't see them they were always there lurking until the end.

[badkarmaforever]

The Lonely bus drive home

The lonely bus drive home

Is really quite sad

I sit by myself and look out the window at the street lamps glow

Wondering if there is anyone out there doing the same

I hit the buzzer and the bus comes to a slow stop

I walk down the isle at all the empty seats

I get off and stand for a while thinking about life

Until I start to walk the street to my home

The bus drive home is always so lonely...

I hope one day it won't be...

[badkarmaforever]

Sorry I missed yesterday's boner joke 😔😔

Here's today's tho:

I would tell a penis joke but I don't want to come off as cocky!

[badkarmaforever]

Your missing something

A spooky ghosts haunts the hotel

Before they rise you must know why they fell

Cast the spell to make them stop

Don’t hesitate now come on! Chop chop!

“Everytime they appear”

“Forever now they disappear”

“Go now and don’t come back”

“Harm me and I promise I will attack”

“I’m not afraid of some stupid ghost”

“Just be aware that I’m the now host”

Kidding of course! This was all just a prank

Lmao you thought this was real? Come on now let’s just be frank!

Man this is funny

Now you probably feel dumb like a bunny

Oh! Your also missing one more thing

Perhaps it’s something secret or something that will unravel like string

Questions like this is what really intrigued me

Random I know but they’re what set me free

Sadly I can’t tell you what your missing

That would be too easy and dismissing

Ummm I think if you don’t get it your probably dumb

Very dumb, dumbest person ever to cum

What? Sorry i meant come...yep definitely

Xenas are you? Calm down lets keep things professionally

You figured it out? Great text me then

Zig Zag might be clue but it might not be then again...