[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[kushandwizdom]

The best thing that happened to me in 2017 was when I decided to let go and walk away from lower vibrational environments/people and embark on a new journey of self-love and healing. My life has been golden ever since.

- Meggan Roxanne

[badlucklexie]

old person: i need you to go to this place

me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem

old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left

me: the address

old person: you're gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there

me: the address

old person: that'll take you into the woods, you're gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see-- i trust you know how to identify elms

me: address

old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

[ruinedchildhood]

Don’t stare at the sun during the solar eclipse today.

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[ameliastardust]

there’s nothing worse than people that use your netflix but don’t make their own profile and meSS UP YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS

[pissy-little-aquarius-deactivat]

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

[sheyna-sterling]

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

[lennongrad-deactivated20241211]

is this a new thing to you

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

my five year plan:

years 1-4: truckin

year 5: fuckin

[thebelchers]

[fckur]

[tiralatele]

[chrissongzzz]

[butchmcqueen]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

im laughing but that is Definitely a pouch, opossums are marsupials ya doof

[eroticfriendfictions]

[genebelcher]

[tamper]

[tsunbeares]

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

[ennoshi-blog]

why are they in a cage?

[trogdorthe-burninator]

otherwise they’ll eggscape

[shittyidea]

Make the next new iPhone without a headphone