Going through it

Hey I'm Simon and right now I'm just getting my life on track so bear with me!!!!!

[yourbigsisnissi]

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.

[dorfs]

Have watched this so many times I’m obsessedt

[maybuds]

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[beyonslayed]

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

[beyonslayed]

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

[santiagonex]

my masculinity and femininity cooperating instead of fighting against each other

[catchymemes]

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[sylferino]

[chickenfarmersan]

[eruthiawenluin]

This is what happened right

[papimahan-deactivated20201201]

“...and there you have it folks, what an absolute slobberknocker, but your new president of the Unite-

WAIT A MINUTE! BY GAWD! THA-THATS BERNIE SANDERS! AND HES GOT THE MONEY IN THE BANK CONTRACT!”

[chubbyangel666]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

how are my gays and gay adjacents tonight what are yall up to 

[superpagangirl]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

me too girl

[wifiwife]

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

[spector]

[skootdawg]

Sperm whale mimics a spinning diver.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Humans: *encounters Earth’s Largest Carnivore, who would could swallow them whole, probably*

Human: … Spin?

Earth’s largest carnivore, with a brain that weighs almost as much as this naked beach ape*: SPIN!

[regaldragonempress]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPERM WHALES ARE CARNIVORES

I THOUGHT THEY ATE KRILL AND STUFF LIKE OTHER WHALES

[gallusrostromegalus]

Nope! Sperm whales eat extremely large deep-sea squids, like the Giant and Colossal Squids. They have also been known to opportunistically eat dead whales, sharks, and seals, but not actively hunt them. They got real big teeth for it too:

However, they only have teeth on thier bottom jaw!  they have corresponding holes in their top jaw for the teeth to lock into, which makes hanging onto a slippery, boneless squid:

It should be noted that the human here isn’t in particular danger of being eaten on purpose, but an accidental swing of it’s multi-ton head, a clip from the teeth, or being directly in the line of it’s sonar could seriously injure or kill them- Divers that have been in the direct line of echolocation for a sperm whale calf have described being hit with the soundwave like “being kicked by a horse” and some have suffered internal organ damage.  Sperm whales, like other large whales, aren’t particularly aggressive towards humans, but they are still very large wild animals who behave in unpredictable ways.

I know that in US waters, it’s illegal to intentionally come within 300 yards of any whale or dolphin, and if one appears closer you should turn off your engine or stop paddling to avoid accidental injury to you or it.  This human is doing something dangerous and ill-advised, but it’s still hopeful that we can love something like a 130,000 lb deep-diving, squid-eating Oceanic former ungulate.

[extremelyloudgamerkeyboard]

Im.sorry I’ve lived my entire life not realizing that echolocation could possibly be felt and I have to come to terms with the fact that whales have sonic attacks

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]